#system culture is this.

[fortheloveofpiggy]

I want more system friends

Let’s be friends if:

You’re a traumagenic system

You’re a endogenic system

You’re a mixed origin system

You’re a fictive heavy system

You’re not a fictive heavy system

You’re a small system

You’re a large system

You’re a poly-fragmented system

You’re a system who has no idea how many members you have

If your fictives identity with their source

If your fictives don’t identify with their source

If your system has very distinct and formed alters

If your systems alters aren’t as formed or distinct

If you have lots of amnesia

If you have none to little amnesia

If you’re a neurodivergent system

If you aren’t a neurodivergent system

If you are a white system

If you are a black system

If you are a Hispanic/Latino system

If you are a Asian system

If you are a mixed system

If you are an indigenous system

If you are a poc system in general

If you have high support for your system

If you have low support for your system

If you have lots of communication in your system

If your system as low communication

If you are any form of system no matter how your system works copes and functions

Let’s be friends

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[orbitposting]

DID but not as in presence of "evil murderer alter", DID as in buying two drinks instead of one because someone came to front after seeing a blue raspberry slushie and DEMANDED to have it, but the alter who walked all the way to the gas station refused to leave without getting what they wanted to get initially.

[surrah698]

My poor, sensitive nervous system... 😭

Gotta make sure to get plenty of rest!

[disgracefulthings]

Sha Hualing: I think your husband is cheating on you

Luo Binghe: Keep speaking ill about my Shizun and I'll rip your tongue out!

Sha Hualing: Just listen for a second! I heard Mobei-Jun's weird husband serenading Lord Shen with a romantic song!

Luo Binghe: ...what song?

Earlier

Shang Qinghua, very off key: We're no strangers to love~ You know the rules and so do I!

Back to the present

Luo Binghe: Oh, that is apparently a normal human custom. Singing that song unexpectedly to another is akin to a minor act of war. Shizun will probably retaliate by standing motionless by Shang-shishu with his arms spread out

Sha Hualing: Human culture is so weird

[notsimplyplural]

HELLO INTERNET. 🫵🏻

I (<- System) have a SimplyPlural account with 384 members logged and quite... some.... not logged in. The thing is... I need the whole thing organized, but motivation is my worst enemy.

And so I saw this trend going around a while back where people went "5 likes and I do this, 10 likes and I do this, 100 likes and I do this" and I wanna do this too, but with a twist.

For every interaction I get on this post, I finish one of our simply plural profiles. And for every 10 profiles I get done, you 🫵🏻 get to see the profiles... or... I don't know maybe I'll draw someones request or something (I can draw, trust me /hj). I feel like drawings will be more fun, but this is so up to whatever you folks want.

Why do this? Because pressure from others is the only way I can get things done! So help a buddy out! Maybe I'll draw your silly ideas as a thank you if you leave a note in my inbox! 🫵🏻

[twiigthetwiink]

my online class is asking me to create an "alter ego" for an assignment. little do they know that

[bethmeds]

Being plural is really funny sometimes. Like. Got stressed about moving troubles so the system gave us a checks notes 8 year old boy that really likes bugs and worms

[theswiftheartsystem]

[fortheloveofpiggy]

To all the systems with an inner world / headspace and you get fake claimed for how you describe it

I see you, you’re real, I love you

To all the systems who don’t have an inner world / headspace and get fake claimed for not having it

I see you, you’re real, I love you

[tearosecafe]

Two sentence horror story (warning very scary 😰😱😨)

"I have a new hyperfixation!" I said happily.

(Three days later) sigh…pk;m new

[thestarpletsystem]

Technically, if you’re plural, every project is a group project. Give your headmates credit

[13conk9s]

sigh. this is so sad. alexa play pk;m new

[unfamiliar-ghostly-system]

Plural culture is trying to explain to people why you sometimes have certain skills and memories while other times you don't.

[silvermoon424]

I'm watching a video on ancient Fanfiction.net drama and the creator is going over all the dumb rules FF.net has that I forgot about (no 2nd person perspective writing, no interactive stories, no explicit 18+ stories, no incorporating song lyrics into your fic, etc, not to mention the systemic problems like the lack of an archival system).

We are so fucking lucky to have AO3 nowadays, you guys.