#incorrect quotes

[lovesick-joey]

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[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Gaz: Where's your scary boyfriend? Y/N: Probably doing scary boyfriend things Ghost: *10 feet away behind a tree staring at them while holding knives*

[smokingbomber]

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: Why are you laying on the floor?

Tim: I lost something.

Alfred: What?

Tim: Balance.

[definitelysome1]

Tim: do you guys ever think about the fact that we’ve all hated someone here at one point?

Jason: what the hell are you talking about?

Tim: well, Dick you hated Jason when he first became Robin, right?

Dick: uhh, yeah I guess?

Tim: and Jason, you hated me when you came back from the dead.

Jason: I mean sure. I mostly hated B for replacing me and I took it out on you. But sure

Tim: I hated Damian when he first became Robin and he hated me

Damian: hm

Dick:I guess I see where you’re going, but what about Duke? He’s out of the loop isn’t he?

Tim: no. He hated you.

Dick: WHAT? You hated me Duke? Why???

Duke: you’re a cop dude… you know I hate cops

Dick: oh yeah i totally forgot that

Jason: HA! Get wrecked goldie

[demonicsuffrage]

During an argument

Jason: Oh yeah? Well, atleast I'm not a cop!

Dick: Atleast I'm not a priest in another universe!

Jason: Atleast I'm not a vampire king in another!

Tim: Atleast none of you is Evil Gun Batman!

Jason and Dick:

Tim: So, Shut Up.

[frownyalfred]

Tabloid Reporter holding up a microphone: “Mr. Wayne, are you an ally to women?“

Bruce Wayne, leaning in and dialing up Brucie to 11 just because he can: “Yeah, I lie to women all the time.”

[kenjikishimotoswifey]

LMFAO FR NONE OF US KNEW

The Lost Hero

Readers: Who the fuck is Jason?

Jason: idoNTKNO W

[sayangrafayel]

Crow family Pt. Sylus is doing his JOB (as a dad)

Sylus, on the phone: Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Sylus, to the teacher: Anyways, you said my twins are enjoying finger painting! That's great.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: [Heading out to see Y/N]

Liu: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!

Jeff: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: I don't get this whole fuss over writing wills. When i die, everything goes to Eddie.

Hen: That's great, Buck.

Chim: But what if Eddie dies before you?

Buck, crying: Shut up. Shut up, Chim. SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.

(x)

[daddytonysgirl17]

You said it, Tony!

tony: i love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price: Why is Y/N covered in yellow highlighter? Ghost, holding said yellow highlighter: You said to highlight the important things Y/N, trying not to cry and smudge the ink: You think I'm important? Price: You can't just colour in their face, Simon Y/N, now crying: HE SAID IM IMPORTANT-

[percyweasleyapologist]

Pandora: Ow!

Lily: What’s wrong?

Pandora: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Lily: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick and Barbara: *kissing*

Damian: What the actual fuck?! Oh you sick, sick bastards.

Barbara: Listen, Damian—

Damian: This is incest!

Dick: No it's not.

Damian: Yes it is, Richard.

Dick: We're not related.

Damian: Oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Dick: Well it makes it not incest.