#shen qingqiu

[mini-godzilla]

People talk about how the POV in SVSSS is everything and I am personally obsessed with the idea of being a Bai Zhan peak disciple. Like imagine it.

Your teacher, who’s a certified badass, whose idea of a lesson plan is kicking the shit out of you, suffers a mild health emergency. Afterwards he becomes friends with the guy he hates??? The guy you ALL hate??? The guy seems to have had a Phineas Gage -esque personality switch so that’s not even the weirdest part of the situation. Your teacher is suddenly bringing him monster parts and having him over for tea and chucking you off a mountain if he asks. This continues for YEARS until the guy your teacher likes literally explodes himself in front of the entire student body. Then the exploded guy’s disciple comes back from the dead as a DEMON, takes over a peak you have a rivalry with, and kidnaps the guy who’s responsible for bandaging you up when you get hurt (which is often). THEN, your teacher, badass of all badasses, fights this demon every day for five years. He LOSES every day for five years. When you ask why, it turns out he’s after the other teacher’s corpse. Which the demon won’t let your teacher have. Some of the students think this is romantic. You’re here to kill monsters and Do Not Care, but are concerned for your teacher.

Then the exploded guy comes back to life, and after a quick stint of the world looking like it was going to end, marries the demon who took his corpse captive. He completely snubs your teacher. They STILL have tea with each every other week. The demon is not invited but shows up anyway. Your teacher still regularly throws you off a mountain.

Bai Zhan peak disciples really had the shortest and weirdest end of that particular stick.

[mapacart]

Finally read scum villain~ I like these silly guys :^P

[bi-pandoras-box]

Yeah... That's scum villain in a nutshell

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

[soggy-fishsticks]

shen yuan whenever binghe makes food:

[theballadofmars]

I think lbh and wwx should meet.

[liss-art]

"Have a cup of tea, shidi. "

[lurkinginnernarrator]

The first two chapters are up!

I'm excited to see where this story takes us, and I hope you all will join me for the ride!

Shen twins or bros au where the Shens go through Qiu Manor and Wu Yanzi together but only Shen Jiu joins Cang Qiong with Yue Qingyuan. Cut to Cang Qiong facing a problem that needs the expertise of a demonic cultivator and Shen Jiu presents the most powerful and elusive demonic cultivator as his brother

...how is it that the demonic cultivator brother is nicer than the one dressed in pastels

[archerdepartures116]

Maybe Airplanes aren't so bad afterall huh...

[gaywarcriminals]

I cannot for the life of me think of a better way to explain this, so Diagram Time.

*“this” being sexual desire

[moran-more-like-moron]

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

Why did i read that last part like Alfred from Snapcube omg????

Do you think Shang Qinghua gave his characters nicknames when he was writing them, and after he transmigrated he accidentally called them those names

Mobei-Jun: Shang Qinghua

Shang Qinghua: Yes Baobei?

Mobei-Jun, blushing: ...

Shang Qinghua: Oh god, my king, I'm so sorry-!

~~

OG Shen Qingqiu: Finish these reports for me

Shang Qinghua: Oh course my poor little meow meow

Shen Qingqiu: What the fuck did you just call me?!

~~

Luo Binghe: I've finally finished conquering both the realms

Shang Qinghua: Good job, son!

Luo Binghe: ...Daddy?

[lurkinginnernarrator]

Shen Yuan should be surprisingly good at makeup. Like, we all know that Shen Jiu could draw eyeliner sharper than Cheng Luan, but Shen Yuan had a meimei.

Imagine she has a school dance or something, and maybe a mean girl at school said something that made Shen-mei decide she was going to wear makeup for the school dance.

Now, of course, Shen Yuan and his geges make sure to tell her that the girl was just mean, and she's beautiful when she's comfortable and happy, not because of makeup etc etc it's all very good intentioned.

Even so, she says, she still wants to wear makeup.

So she buys some, and starts practicing. She's ... Not the best. Shen Yuan finds her crying in the bathroom with crooked eyeliner, mascara transfer marks on her cheeks, foundation and concealer in the wrong shade, contour that looks like a 5'o'clock shadow, overfilled brows, blush that won't blend...

He helps her take off the cakey makeup and bundles her into the living room, comforting warm drinks in hand. They spend the night watching makeup tutorials.

Step-by-step Shen Yuan learns along with his meimei how to do a full face of makeup.

The school dance goes perfectly, Shen-mei was the most beautiful resplendent girl in the school and had a wonderful time with her friends.

Shen Yuan and Shen-mei don't stop watching makeup videos and doing makeup on each other though, it becomes a shared hobby. Every few weeks, even into adulthood, they'd meet up, turn on some makeup influencer and take out their makeup brushes.

It was their special thing, something that just the two of them shared.

Cut to post-transmigration, during a visit for planning the 'garden', Shang Qinghua idly asks Cucumber-bro how he manages to draw the huadian perfectly every single time.

(I don't know the correct term, I tried looking for the proper terminology because what I believe Shen Qingqiu wears is some sort of scholar's mark? But I couldn't find anything. Please let me know if anyone knows the correct term!)

Shen Yuan shrugs and goes 'not like it's hard, you probably just suck.'

This leads to an argument wherein Shen Yuan decides to demonstrate his superiority.

They did forget that there was a Peak Lords meeting, and so Shen Qingqiu strolls in with flawless eyeliner, lips, huadian, the whole combo, and Shang Qinghua walks in with a red face and smudged eyeliner (it does look good though, fits his messy vibes).

Liu Qingge feels a little faint when he watches Shen Qingqiu absentmindedly press his fan to his lips, leaving lipstick marks on the fan. (SY wonders why at that moment, the System lets him know that his fan has leveled up.)

Luo Binghe is trying to figure out a way to get Shizun to teach him to do makeup... The thought of Shizun taking the brush to his lips, concentration furrowing his brows, letting Luo Binghe admire his face even more unabashedly then usual ...

Qi Qingqi changes her tune faster because she has to know how Shen Qingqiu got his eyelashes so perfect.

[ineffectualdemon]

Shang Qinghua: competent and efficient at physical torture and violence because he wrote the fucking book but he also hates it. It's messy and makes him feel nauseous every time. He's extremely good at it but does not enjoy it and he prefers to get information more effective and less messy ways but he will if someone tries to fuck with his king

Mobei is horny as fuck about the whole thing

Shen Qingqiu: after everything hates physical torture and can't see it or be near it. Unless someone is threatening his Bingbong and then he will do whatever is necessary. He will prefer to break someone mentally though but he will invent new stuff just because someone threatened his precious black lotus

Luo Binghe doesn't know how he feels but horny is probably in the mix

Together the two Peak Lords are more scary then their husbands. Do not take or threaten their husbands if you like your organs on the inside of your body

[zykamiliah]

(via @sankseas )

girl it's not that shen yuan forgives the atrocities, the atrocities were part of the enjoyment while luo binghe was a fictional character, the atrocities gave the fans a hard on because it was a dark power fantasy. but when luo binghe became a REAL person it turned into a REAL issue that's what half the novel is about