#Shang Qinghua

[kav3h]

mbjs soooo wet cat 2 me. Want 2 pinch his cheeks

[danmei-described]

[ID copied from alt: Animated gif of Shang Qinghua looking exhausted as he opens his system to read a new message he received. He has heavy eye bags and is already sweating. The system screen glows green with white text. Shang Qinghua immediately sweats more, and his eyes widen as he makes of face of pure disbelief upon reading the words. The scene changes, and we see the back of his head and are peering over his shoulder to see the system screen saying "New Missions Unlocked! Total New Missions: 100" a few seconds pass before more text is shown saying "MUST ACCEPT!" Shang Qinghua's whole body shakes with absolute fear. End ID]

Post-Canon Shang Qinghua thinking he's done with all the systems bullshit but marrying Mobei reawakened it to add more missions and plot but now it involves them both

[shizunitis]

kitchen showdown: father-son battle edition.

the contestants: shang qinghua, won the peak lord title in snack subterfuge, vs. luo binghe, fated in another life to be a kitchen fuckboy.

three votes. the first two judges are obvious. who’s the tiebreaker, and why does shang qinghua win?

[habunnn]

someone needs to rescue him 😰😭

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

I'm using this roast on my friend

lmao

[linecrosser]

Hot Spring Cold Demon King - Does this count as temperature play

[iszasketches]

Sketches of SQH from when I did not know how to draw him....

Why is he so difficult to draw😭

[nin-deer]

i imagine sqh got so lost w/o gps in the early days of his time at cang qiong

[kittytheillustrator]

SQH let his guard down too soon…

[konjiangs]

Not me thinking I would be a Cucumber-Bro if I even transmigrated into a book, but I'll 100% be an Airplane. I read too many fanfics that I forget what's Canon.

[mymoshangthoughts]

okay i know that we all know and love "mobei jun basically marries shang qinghua and shang qinghua is too oblivious/busy/stressed/insecure/etc to realize until its ridiculous" but like

have we considered the opposite? (also if we have considered the opposite, please someone link me to the fics thankyou)

look im just saying i would love a morally bankrupt shang qinghua whose just like "okay so imma marry that man and im 99% sure he loves me too so im just gonna force the issue" but mobei jun is so unfamiliar with human courting and weddings that he just has No Fucking Idea and he's spending all this time pathetically pining after shang qinghua without the slightest understanding that they're already in a committed relationship

i just keep thinking about how mobei jun answered binghe on the "get someones attention question" and how genuinely surprised he was by shang qinghua's answer 🤣 like he reallllyyyy doesnt know the first thing about human courting oki and it's hilarious

also my personal hc but i totally think that shang qinghua is the type of morally corrupt asshole who would 100% trap the guy he wants if he had any inkling that he wouldnt get murdered for doing it

(this might be because i see shang qinghua and luo binghe as sorta similar personality-wise🤣)

even better if the story is just ridiculous for mobei jun not to realize. just him practically breaking down with "i mean we have sex twice a day and we're always at each others sides and qinghua arranged this weird ceremony a year ago and insisted we had to wear red for some reason but like... qinghua is super weird and he never hits me so i dont think he loves me 😭 i mean he did hit me the first time we had sex but it was only the one time!"

sha hualing just like "hm, yeah, that is a lot of mixed signals :/ idk what to tell you man, i think your feelings are unrequited. also that gross rodent isnt worth your time. also get out of my house, i am 100% sick of dealing with this shit after binghe"

shang qinghua literally oblivious to the agony he's putting mobei jun through 🤣

[skipblebee]

HAMSTER. SHANG QINGHUA. PLS🥹🫶

I've never drawn a hamster before but I tried!! Ngl I love how he turned out

[danmei-described]

[ID copied from alt: Digital drawing of Shang Qinghua on his knees crying happily as he raises a finished book in one hand and rubs at his eyes with the other. He is smiling while tears stream down his face. surrounding him are stacks of papers, opened scrolls, and brushes with ink smearing all over the floor. End ID]

Falling back in love with your craft

[yoyowrites]

cherry magic moshang au

sqh turns 30, woohoo. he's still a virgin, which is what it is. he'd spent most of his adult life struggling to stay afloat. he barely had time to accept his sexuality much less pursue anyone. so now he wakes up on his thirtieth birthday thinking little of it bc unfortunately he still has to work. his day starts out mostly normal until he gave his boss his morning coffee.

their hands touch and for a second, sqh hears the oddest thing. he leaves it to being tired.

mbj just keeps thinking about kissing and marrying sqh and sqh keeps gaslighting himself in to ignoring it.

sqh doesn't really touch ppl often so it takes a hot minute to realize he can hear others thoughtd

[dakynai]

Been wanting to draw them together so bad

[ineffectualdemon]

Mobei getting super concerned because Shang Qinghua keeps visiting Tianlang-Jun and won't let him spy on their conversations and comes out happy

Shang Qinghua keeps visiting Tianlang-Jun as "market research" and to brainstorm which of his martial brothers should fuck in his next story and get into arguments over who would top

Mobei should be scared because Tianlang-Jun doesn't know if he's falling in love or getting a new weirdly co-dependent companion. Like his nephew but also very not like his nephew

Shang Qinghua is just worried Shen Qingqiu is going to find out and attack him with a giant metal cucumber