#mbj

[psyduckz]

hometown slang

[nibbelraz]

When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

[solacestea]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Shang Qinghua is kidnapped and Mobei-Jun must rescue him. But first, he must survive the gaggle of An Ding peak disciples that insist on coming with him.

[benevolenterrancy]

He'd just finished speaking when Mobei-Jun sent Shang Qinghua flying forward with a kick. And he really did go flying... flying... flying... [...] he tumbled and skidded as he went flying into the hole, to "investigate and ascertain the situation". After a long, dead silence, a terrified scream suddenly exploded from within the cave.

The absolute business-like manner with which Mobei-Jun decided to "volunteer" Shang Qinghua nearly killd me, the visuals of this scene are unparalleled

[oh-no-its-bird]

SVSSS jokes about how SQH or SQQ make modern references and everyone looks at them in confusion are all well in good. Great even, Im a big fan. But I want to play with the "standards of modesty / purity are different in modern vs ancient times" thing and have them make a reference that out of context (or even with context sometimes tbh) is just absoloutley awful down bad filth

Like. SQH is hearing someone stirring porridge or smthn and absentmindedly going, "heh. That's what good pussy sounds lik— wait. Wait no. Wait guys no. WAIT GUYS NO GUYS IM SORRY—"

SQQ looks at him in disgust from behind his fan as if he didn't have the same reflex joke thought

SQH, seeing some random, oddly phallic shaped plant he wrote into the world: twitches like a man who wants to open a comment section that does not exist then reflexively mumbles, "damn I should call her"

MBJ: Who the fuck is her

[teaah-art]

MXTXtober Day 14 : Modern

Reverse transmigration AU where Bingyuan go to a con. LBH glares at any LBH cosplayer he meets. Airplane-bro is giving away free stickers with a purchase of PIDW and SY finds himself arguing over the sheer lack of LBH stickers and excess MBJ stickers ("He's your protag! How can you not stock up on LBH stickers?!" "It's the last day of the con, you are late!")

Hosted by @\jamiedraws__ on Instagram 🙌

[marshymeds]

Its the only way to get his attention sometimes 😔

Ko-Fi sketch request for @kate-cannot-drive ! Thankcyou for supporting me 🫶❤️

[special-mooon]

SVSSS RUSSIAN EDITION V1 HAS MOSHANG IN THE BACK MOSHANG NATION WE’VE BEEN FED

LOOK AT SQH HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND MBJ WITH HIS TITS OUT WE’VE TRULY BEEN BLESSED 🫶😭

[dizzybizz]

no fermented shen yuans for my king thank you very much

[psyduckz]

brainstorming

[nibbelraz]

Head pats to show your human that you love them 💞

[dazzletwig]

Wiping his cheek!

[benevolenterrancy]

Mobei-Jun getting abandoned in the human realm by his favourite uncle and being left alone and terrified?? baby???? gonna lie awake thinking about him and Shang Qinghua meeting as children

[arsonisticscholar]

What’s the moshang fic where sqh gets revealed to the sect as a spy and assumes they would kick him out or worse and runs away to the northern palace but the sect assumes mbj killed him for being outed and keep trying to break in bc they want his body to do funeral rites

[piosplayhouse]

The immortal alliance conference