#mbj

[psyduckz]

hometown slang

[benevolenterrancy]

still thinking about a meeting-as-children!au

You know how puppies will bite too hard until they get socialised and learn how to moderator how they play? yeah, Baby!Mobei is getting a crash course in human physiology

[nibbelraz]

When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

[solacestea]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Shang Qinghua is kidnapped and Mobei-Jun must rescue him. But first, he must survive the gaggle of An Ding peak disciples that insist on coming with him.

[teaah-art]

MXTXtober Day 14 : Modern

Reverse transmigration AU where Bingyuan go to a con. LBH glares at any LBH cosplayer he meets. Airplane-bro is giving away free stickers with a purchase of PIDW and SY finds himself arguing over the sheer lack of LBH stickers and excess MBJ stickers ("He's your protag! How can you not stock up on LBH stickers?!" "It's the last day of the con, you are late!")

Hosted by @\jamiedraws__ on Instagram 🙌

[oh-no-its-bird]

SVSSS jokes about how SQH or SQQ make modern references and everyone looks at them in confusion are all well in good. Great even, Im a big fan. But I want to play with the "standards of modesty / purity are different in modern vs ancient times" thing and have them make a reference that out of context (or even with context sometimes tbh) is just absoloutley awful down bad filth

Like. SQH is hearing someone stirring porridge or smthn and absentmindedly going, "heh. That's what good pussy sounds lik— wait. Wait no. Wait guys no. WAIT GUYS NO GUYS IM SORRY—"

SQQ looks at him in disgust from behind his fan as if he didn't have the same reflex joke thought

SQH, seeing some random, oddly phallic shaped plant he wrote into the world: twitches like a man who wants to open a comment section that does not exist then reflexively mumbles, "damn I should call her"

MBJ: Who the fuck is her

[marshymeds]

Its the only way to get his attention sometimes 😔

Ko-Fi sketch request for @kate-cannot-drive ! Thankcyou for supporting me 🫶❤️

[special-mooon]

SVSSS RUSSIAN EDITION V1 HAS MOSHANG IN THE BACK MOSHANG NATION WE’VE BEEN FED

LOOK AT SQH HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND MBJ WITH HIS TITS OUT WE’VE TRULY BEEN BLESSED 🫶😭

[dizzybizz]

no fermented shen yuans for my king thank you very much

[psyduckz]

brainstorming

[benevolenterrancy]

@ladyprophet thank you!! (,,> ᴗ <,,)

I feel like SQH's quality of writing would be right up WWX's alley - kinda trashy, kinda hilarious, very horny! he would very happily follow along with all new chapter updates! on the other hand WWX's willingness to do completely insane things with no sense of self-preservation would probably be stressing SQH out a bit xD

[nibbelraz]

Head pats to show your human that you love them 💞

[dazzletwig]

Wiping his cheek!

[ryokan-yh]

You can't even imagine how much I love Shang Qinghua!!!

And this character is completely unsuited to the animal that the fandom has chosen for him... Bro, seriously a hamster? It's even worse when it's a rat.

It's okay when it has a humorous context, but sometimes it goes beyond all limits.

The Airplane is a very strong emotional character, he copes well with the role that the system imposed on him, and holds the “Shang Qinghua” mask.

He is able to adapt and survive in a wide variety of conditions in which most would have already died.

His ability to pretend to be weak and blend in with others is his way of deception, don’t forget that he himself said so.

Therefore, the best animal option would be the Fox.

The fox is a cunning animal that can also adapt to different conditions, live in cold and warm conditions, it can eat both meat and grass, be a predator that will track down its prey, and can easily escape from its pursuer by deceiving and confusing its tracks.

It is the Fox that suits the Airplane the most.

Love Shang Qinghua, friends!!! And don’t listen when they say that he is a weak and useless hamster!!! :'(

[piosplayhouse]

The immortal alliance conference