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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

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when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol

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who give a fuck #whogiveafuck

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I, and many others, too confidently joked about Taylor watching anime Homestuck

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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

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i actually feel like i’m about to throw up

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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE 🤚

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i’m very curious! i was discussing this w @akindofmagictoo after using the expression in something i’m working on. i want to know which one y’all use more often!

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You have not seen enough pictures online. Do better

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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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dickie jace and stephie awww 😭

literally was like “that kid looks like he could be dick” AND IT ISS YAYYY

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literally was like “that kid looks like he could be dick” AND IT ISS YAYYY

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These extras from The Summer Hikaru Died are frying me. Me when I’m an eldritch being and I forget how humans work (lol)

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I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

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you really can’t trust blonde men with anything