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[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Idea Dump - Peach

Wukong: *Holding out a peach.*

Reader: *Suspicious* No thank you.

Wukong: You need to eat my love. *Dragging out an innocent act by smiling nicely.*

Reader: Yeah... nope, I'm good. *Spins around to walk away*

Macaque: What's going on?

Wukong: She won't accept my peach 🥺

Reader: Not falling for it!

Macaque:... would you like this peach instead?

Reader: … No.

Macaque: Awe come on my love! You need to eat something!

Reader:...

Runt: *Scampers up holding a small peach around half the size of the warlords with a slight bruise on it.*

Reader: Aren't you just the cutest. Thank you *Proceeds to eat peach without complaint*

Wukong and Macaque: Oh come on!

[vexheart]

[charlott2n]

all fat people are butches and all skinny people are fems and nonbinary is a single type of person that you either are or arent attracted to and pink lemonade comes from pink cows

[thememedaddy]

[enki2]

[surqrised]

WHEN SOMEONE HELPS YOU AND THEY STRUGGLING TOO, THAT’S NOT HELP THAT’S LOVE

Unknown

[m0ney]

Jun Ji-hyun in 2004 ･ﾟﾟ･｡☆

[infectiouspiss]

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

[sweetd3lights]

[antigonick]

Will you forgive me? Or if you are unable to forgive me, will you at least remember that I seek it from you?

—Han Kang, translated by Deborah Smith and E. Yaewon, Greek Lessons