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alternative sxf 108 prediction: jeeves spills the tea to loid on damianya
jeeves: your daughter is positively adorable.
loid: thank you. i just hope she becomes good friends with damian. they haven’t been getting along.
jeeves: oh, really? i thought they got along just fine.
loid: *skeptical* they do?
jeeves: master damian talks about her a lot.
loid: *disbelief* he does??
jeeves: he even wanted to look good and impress miss anya during the school party.
loid: *shock* are you serious???
jeeves: master damian adores her.
loid: *hyperventilates*
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A moment to once again appreciate some posts on the Pigeon subreddit.
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[Context: Starting a new campaign...]
Me: Look, I'm not getting into melee with a new level 1 character who has only 10 hit points. I just Eldritch blast them. [Rolls dice] That's a nat 20...
DM: No but like, they were at only 4 hit points. You vaporized them.
Me: What, like gone in a flash of golden light?
DM: They're a smear. A pink mist. What goblin? There is no goblin.
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I just want to wake to 99+ notes . . .
or not wake up at all
#jiraiblr#jirai girl#landmineblr#jirai kei#jirai#jiraiblogging#landmine girl#landmineblogging#jirai lifestyle#landmine type
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Toby: If I fall?
Y/N: I’ll be there to catch you.
Toby, looking at Jeff: And if I fall?
Jeff: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#ticci toby headcanons#ticci toby#jeff the killer headcanons#ticci toby headcanon#ticci Toby x reader#Jeff the killer#jeff the killer headcanon
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