#shang quinghua

[klavlock]

au where instead of dying airplane finishes pidw and then starts releasing increasingly insane extras catering to every kink and ship he can think of. bingge gets pissed on by a wife. xin mo ends up in someone’s ass. he writes the official a/b/o au. he’s having so much fun writing unhinged shit that his writing actually /improves/. peerless cucumber still complains about the plot (airplane please tell me sqq and lqg didn’t fuck in the ling xi caves that’s not canon right? right??) but even he admits the prose is nothing to scoff at.

once airplane has exhausted the pidm universe he just takes mobei jun out of it and has his oc fuck or be fucked by everything he can think of. bingge? already covered in the pidm extras, but he throws it in few more mobing fics for good luck. a thinly veiled airplane self insert? naturally! every single peak lord? why not? the concept of the demon realm, anthropomorphised and in need of a good dicking down? airplane's pretty proud of that one.

eventually he just becomes the chuck tingle of web novels. he’s equal parts hated and admired. some of his fans have left but a lot stay on (including cucumber-bro, of course) and he gains new fans who haven’t even read pidw and are just here for the insane porn concepts! he’s having so much fun! nobody cares how gay it’s all gotten!

it’s quick to write and it pays his bills so well he’s able to actually work on a new novel in secret. he publishes it under a different name. it has kickass world building, a tender gay romance and tasteful, well-thought out sex scenes. nobody figures out it’s written by airplane shooting towards the sky. not even cucumber-bro - not at first. he leaves a very heartfelt review, expressing his delight at finding something well written with a great protagonist and fascinating monsters that doesnt become a disgusting tropey mess like ANOTHER web novel he could mention!! and then there’s another message tacked on, shyly admitting that the romance has helped him come to terms with his own sexuality. airplane is equal parts genuinely touched and cackling with trollish glee. he HAS to reveal his identity. the resulting meltdown goes down in fandom history. airplane gets a best friend and ( maybe?? ) a boyfriend out of it.

he never stops writing the mobei jun porn.

[shimaen]

they are hanging out :]

[oh-no-its-bird]

Based on this post about Shang Quinghua reincarnating into Naruto as Uchiha Izumi (Itachi's vaguely romantic interest as a kid)

SQH ends up in Naruto with a time limit and a guarantee that he'll die "for realizes" this time unless he somehow manages to become a relevant and important character in a colorful cast of literal hundreds. Oh yeah, and he only has like 13 years before the system expects him to die.

Oops?

The act of surviving would issue a punishment protocol + retract enough points to kill him anyways, so SQH is kinda damned if he do, damned if he dont— unless he somehow manages to get enough points to survive.

So basically SQH has 2 goals:

1. Get enough points to be able to survive their subtraction after he goes against the system and survives the massacre

2. Actually survive the massacre

I think once he survives the massacre he's left with like, literally a SINGLE point left. THE only thing keeping him alive.

From there he grants himself a bit of a break, then realizes he has a golden ticket to character relevance in the form of taking care of Sasuke-- then probably accidentally becomes attached on the way.

Later he'll try to steal some of Sasuke's own character beats by trying very hard to get Orochimaru's attention, then taking Sasuke's place in defecting from Konoha. Very messy, very fun, he is begging the system on his KNEES to know if he's finally done enough to get a pass for this life but the system refuses to tell him SHIT till "the main story is done"

Thanks, system. Really.

Anyways: I think growing up he had to balance whether he wanted to go for the child prodigy route (probably bad for the long run knowing what the village liked to do to them, but good for his narrative, so...?)

He probably dreams of being a desk shinobi, and would also be disgustingly good at it from being head of the logistic peak, but he showed his skills too early in the game and that kind of locked him into being a frontline fighter (he is suffering.)

His own ideal ending for himself is like, being an assistant to the Hokage probably. Very important role !!!! Narrative potential guarenteed!!! Also: he doesn't have to leave the village.

I think he specializes in fuinjutsu and also poisons. He's famous among his peers for being incredibly paranoid and overpacking to SHIT, he carries everything in those bags of his fr. He probably invents some space time storage seal to make a bag of holding

[teazart]

[linecrosser]

Febwhump 2024 - Day 7 - Suffering in Silence

Not able to share whats going on in your head, because you would suffer dire consequences if you ever spoke about it.

[macrosmic]

hi *chiikawas your moshangs

[marzennya]

Oh! It seems like you've caught the Northern Royal Couple in quite the intimate position...! What a situation!

[New mission:] Sneak out before King Mobei-Jun sees you! Failure to complete the quest will be death! ^-^

Full picture here.

[jenyifer]

Me: okay I’m done with scum villain self saving system.

Also me: we can read a couple fic. I enjoyed the Mobei Jun and Quinghua short story might as well start there

Me now: MoShang for life 😭😭😭 more fic plz I’ll give you my first born.

[mallalada]

purse dog arrangement

[myceliiumz]

sqh nightcrawler

[fan-fan-tastic]

They are the same, your honor

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Four pictures of the handshake meme:

1st: Shang Quinghua shaking hands with Xie Lian over "Aiming for the sky"

2nd: Shang Quinghua shaking hands with Hua Cheng over "Fanart of their crush + their most loyal follower"

3rd: Mobei-jun shaking hands with Hua Cheng over "Cold + Married to a fallen god that saved from crushing on the ground"

4th: Mobei-jun shaking hands with Xie Lian over "Spoiled princes"

[klavlock]

cumplane no-transmigration au where shen yuan offers to pay shang quinghua’s rent if he actually writes the tianlang jun plot line he told sy about in dms.

somehow sqh gets it into his head that sy is a serial sugar daddy bc he wildly misunderstands when sy says he “supports multiple webnovels”.

sqh starts trying to initiate sexting and sy thinks he’s being sent dialogue from pidm to edit.

sqh starts sending sexy selfies from his desk. sy criticises his setup and buys him an ergonomic chair.

sy: i’m just really passionate about this whole thing leading to a satisfying conclusion

sqh: oh i bet you are, daddy

sy: what

sqh: what

[shimaen]

[oh-no-its-bird]

I want a fic where Shang Quinghua reincarnates into Naruto, is suitably horrified, gets even more horrified when he realizes he's reincarnated into an Uchiha in Itachi's generation, decides he really really doesn't want to die, and sets out on a quest to disrupt Naruto canon for his own preservation

[erzthewitchblackwood]

Forgot to post this the first week of monster month! Nosferatu Qinghua!

He went undiscovered for so long because everyone just thought he lacked sleep, and because it is surprisingly hard to get virgin blood on CQ, which is a little bit concerning, Qinghua has spent a lot of the sect’s resources into sex education for the disciplines, it is a miracle there hasn’t been a teenage pregnancy reported so far. Imagine Qinghua surprise when Qinghua finds out his King has the most virginal blood he ever tasted.

[nanatri]

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