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Part 4 of the prince!xl x young noble!hc is finally here!!! Tried to keep them just as silly as the originals lol

also thanks to @colddelinquent who beta read and helped me with the editing, you're a saviour!!!!

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Sorry but I will NEVER have sympathy for people with small tits complaining about finding bras. Cant find soft cups that perfectly and seamlessly surround your -A? Your -A that people will not even notice if you don’t wear a bra? Your life is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard, no one else suffers like you do, if only there was a type of bra that didn’t have defined cups that could suit your needs!

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Bunny Wangxian miscommunications!

Rabbits flop to show trust OR dominance… LWJ seems to have interpreted WWX the latter way and is thumping to show he doesn’t approve of his bad bunny manners!

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Stumbling around like a zombie splashing water on my face and rubbing ice all over my body. I’m so fucking tired. But if I take a nap I’ll wake up late to start dinner (I sleep through alarms).

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Wangxianification of a real ‘funny prank’ my parents pulled on their siblings, as teens.

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She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

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i fuck you like you're hated, you like to be degraded

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ik it's not as common in chinese culture (i should know. im chinese LOL) but if it was, i'm actually unsure who would take who's name? binghe, because it'd be his childhood fantasy? and because he wants the surname of an influential figure, peak lord of cqm's qing jing peak? or would shen yuan take it because "nonsense! how can i not take the protagonist's name!? thats THE protagonist!"

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the cucumber now vs wild cucumber

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To this day,

"if she's your girl then why is her leitmotif part of my theme" "to highlight the tragedy of how she'll never love you back"

is one of the most brutal pieces of play banter that I've read on this website. One of those shitposts that keep coming back to you. Damn.

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Which one of the peak lords can do dirty talk the best (a tierlist). I need it in educational purposes only

1) Shang Qinghua

My goat, I will continue to push my sex god airplane truth. He’s not better at dirty talk than Su Xiyan, just because he hasn’t had as many partners who were into it as her. His strength lies in determining quickly and correctly what someone wants to be degraded for and what would actually hurt them, sometimes without even discussing it.

2) Mu Qingfang

She does sex therapy for some patients, which includes fulfilling their emotional needs. She can tailor what she says to people during sex perfectly, but only after several weeks of therapy discussing it.

3) Shen Jiu

He will drag you for absolute filth, leave no stone unturned. He will reach into the deepest pits of your sole and point and laugh at the ugliest parts. Technically he is good at dirty talk, but be prepared for him to strike below the belt.

4) Qi Qingqi

Very large skill drop off. Qi Qingqi will try to do dirty talk, but she will fail miserably. She likes women too much to insult them.

5) Wei Qingwei

The closest he will get is making a few jokes at your expense. He truly has no interest in it.

6) Shen Yuan

He can roast the fuck out of you, but it comes off as very mean spirited and troll-like. Combined with how nice he usually is, it more often leads to tears than other fluids.

7) Liu Qingge

He doesn’t talk much to begin with. If you ask him to try dirty talk, he will get so hung up on trying to think of a good insult that it interrupts the entire flow and ruins the mood (the insult will also be lukewarm at best).

8) Yue Qingyuan

He will kill himself.

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Eventually Shen Yuan starts DMing Airplane to yell at him directly, to which Airplane only responds with trolling, eventually saying “I make thousands from people paying to see my protagonist fuck, but you made porn you couldn’t give it away, you’d spend the whole time talking about scientific inaccuracies” Out of pure spite Shen Yuan decides to start doing sex livestreams where he teaches ecological concepts with a vibrator people can pay to increase the speed off. He ends up a multimillionaire just off of that, some people even tuning into his streams for homework help because he’s just such a good teacher.

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Eventually Shen Yuan starts DMing Airplane to yell at him directly, to which Airplane only responds with trolling, eventually saying “I make thousands from people paying to see my protagonist fuck, but you made porn you couldn’t give it away, you’d spend the whole time talking about scientific inaccuracies” Out of pure spite Shen Yuan decides to start doing sex livestreams where he teaches ecological concepts with a vibrator people can pay to increase the speed off. He ends up a multimillionaire just off of that, some people even tuning into his streams for homework help because he’s just such a good teacher.

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(Rhea Ripley for context)

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me, sitting in the imperial palace in the middle of the Han dynasty, showing the emperor shit off my phone: ...So in the future, instead of having to keep your own council of eunuchs, there is a public one that anyone can go to for advice. They can't betray you because they're not loyal to you - hell, they don't even respect you, they are only loyal to their ideas of being right and correcting each other. They'll answer your questions unless they think that your question was stupid, in which case you're receiving a full downpour of their vitriol. No, they won't kill you if you offend them. The worst they can do is ban you from that particular subreddit.

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Horrid idea for a dark comedy hentai anime:

A cheery, upbeat, happy-go-lucky girl who has no idea she is half-demon has become of age and decides that it's time to Find A Husband! :) what she doesn't know is that the demon half of her is succubus, and every time she finds a nice young man good enough to bring home to mama, and seduces him, she ends up making him nut so hard that he explodes. Every time. She keeps trying new things but ends up with the same result every time.

And she has no idea why this keeps happening, every episode just ends with her sitting at the centre of a splatter ring of blood and cum like "aww shucks, not again. °^°"