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[James Sirius has been kidnapped by Death Eaters] Scorpius: If your brother gets hurt and you don't get his back now, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. Albus: You're right. If James gets killed by Death Eaters, my grandparents' mantel is gonna become like a permanent shrine to him. Scorpius: No, that's not what I meant. Albus: Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. Scorpius: You've learned the wrong lesson. Albus: Come on, let's go help the bastard. Scorpius: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want.
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Ted: dating a Black is great.
James: so great!
Remus: the best!
Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.
James: almost punitive.
Remus: they are monsters.
Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)
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Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.
Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.
Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!
Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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Narcissa: We decided that if, Merlin forbid, anything happens to us, we would like regulus to be Draco’s god parent
Regulus: That is great news! Draco! When something horrible happens, you’ll be all mine!
Lucius: It really is an ‘if’ situation-
Regulus, already holding Draco: All mine!
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Regulus: *coughs blood*
Sirius: Don’t die Regulus
Regulus: Don’t tell me what to do
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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
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James: Quick, Reggie give me your hairdryer
Regulus: My what? what are you talking about?
James: Don’t you carry one in your bag?
Regulus: Who does that!!?
James: Sirius do you carry a hairdryer in your bag?
Sirius: Of course, i am not an animal
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sirius: I don’t need therapy. i’m completely fine!
remus: then tell me why you cried for one hour and then proceeded to lay in bed the whole day after listening to family line by conan gray
sirius:
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Andy, if I die, make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Reg.
Sirius Black, probably
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Black Mask: Any last words?
Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.
Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.
Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.
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Walburga: Sirius, you need to stop liking feminine things.
Orion: Yes, son, you need to like more masculine things.
Sirius: *starts liking men*
Walburga and Orion, voices cracking: tHAT’S nOT wHAT wE mEANT—
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Regulus:"Hey,I lost my brother. Can I make an announcement?"
Employee:"Yeah, sure"
Regulus:*leans into the mic"
Regulus:"Farewell, you cunt"
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Effie Potter (checking on the kids @ night): …
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Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!
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