#ted x andromeda

[liv45no]

Ted: dating a Black is great.

James: so great!

Remus: the best!

Ted: but they tend to be a tad judgmental.

James: almost punitive.

Remus: they are monsters.

Ted: that’s why the three of us formed a secret alliance to help each other cover up our little mistakes :)

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

tedromeda academic rivals to lovers when

[iamademigodandwizard]

Why don’t we ever talk about how hard it must have been for andromeda after the war? Like her husband, daughter, and son in law, died and she just keeps going? Like miss girl is so strong for that

[maladaptivewriting]

happy pride month everyone!!

this is just your gentle reminder that if you’re writing a fic with a straight ship this month that you are actually legally required to give me money

[hxuse-xf-black]

Ted: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Andromeda: Or murder.

[toujoursincorrect]

Ted, running into the room: HEY HEY-

Andromeda: shh! Dora is sleeping

Ted, whispering: oh, sorry

Andromeda, whispering: it's alright, what's up?

Ted: the kitchen is on fire

[marylily-my-beloved]

Family tree (intro) = Andromeda 

These crosses all over my body, remind me of who I used to be 

Andromeda always had scars, whether mental or physical, that she couldn’t heal. She didn’t know why, not even magic worked. Everyday when she looked in the mirror, she saw them, and in those scars she saw her family, and her old life. 

Jesus can always reject his father 

Andromeda escaped them, escaped their politics, their life, she had truly escaped them and rejected who she could’ve been. 

But he cannot escape his mothers blood 

Yet Andromeda couldn’t get their stain off of her, they were always going to be with her.  Toujours Pur. She would still never be pure. In her own standards, and in theirs. 

He’ll scream and try and wash it off of his fingers 

In the first of weeks when she had escaped she could feel them everywhere, hear them everywhere. She tried so hard to forget everything she had been taught, and it wasn’t supposed to be that hard. She was stained by them anyways, she couldn’t just leave without some bits of them clinging onto her. 

But he’ll never escape what he’s made up of 

Andromeda could hear their voices, yelling at her. It was even worse because Bellatrix and Narcissa tried so hard to go up to her during school. At some point they had given up, just shit-talking her to others. She couldn’t ever escape them it seemed. Even years and years after, the Family Name still got to her. They didn’t know her as Andromeda Tonks, they knew her as the blood-traitor, Andromeda Black. 

The Fates already fucked me sideways

She would never get a normal life because of them. Andromeda had escaped their house, but not them. It had seemed like Fate was always destined to hurt her. 

He’ll laugh and say ‘you know I raised you better than this’ 

She became the example of ‘not pure’, the example of a bad person in their eyes. Regulus and Sirius were taught not to be like her, and for Sirius she was the example to look up to. Draco never knew of her, until later, and still then Narcissa told him not to be like her. 

Than leave me hanging so they all can laugh at me

Andromeda became the laughing stock of the Sacred 28, the one who tried to escape. She became the laughing stock of the Black Family too, they all laughed at her attempts to leave them, knowing that she would never truly escape them. She became the laughing stock of the school, every pure blood made fun of her, luckily it was only her last year. She lost all her friends, everyone. All she had was Ted.  —-

I know this is a bit wordy but I tried lol 😭 I’ve had this in my head for sooo long and I finally wrote it down !!

[oddity-curiosity]

I need fic recs for the black sisters!!!! Don't ask why, just give.

Specifically a fic where narcissa gives up on marrying someone other than lucius bc she sees how Andromeda is cast away from the family for marrying ted

[aidens-ocean-galaxy]

Tedromeda Moodboard

Requested by @moonytoasted

[weirdnotal]

Falling in love with a Black, a spectrum:

Ted: oh OH

James: oh f*ck

Lily: well I guess I'll just worry myself to death than

Alice: ...oopies

Frank: I'm just gonna let this happen

Remus: *face down in pillow and screaming*

[fraisaa]

BLACK COUSINS

i would kill for a good black cousins fic where we talk about their childhoods, how they were when they were younger and all.

how Bellatrix being the oldest took care of all of them, protecting them however she could even of she was strict w them.

how Andromeda was the loving one, always kind and sweet with her younger sister/cousins.

how narcissa tried to take the role of an older sibling for regulus when sirius ran away (as he sould) because she knew what it felt like.

how sirius feels leaving his cousins and brother alone but not regretting his choice and being close to Andromeda again.

and how regulus, the youngest will bring all of them together again because they love him and would do anything for him.

them fixing their relationships with each other and becoming close again, not the same way as they were younger since this time they do not have to watch their actions in fear of enraging their parents and regulus becoming Lord Black and changing the whole house's principles, adding back Andromeda and Sirius and them being genuinely happy in their lives and relationships<3

also narcissa divorcing Lucius and raising draco in a loving environment with his cousin/s (nymphadora tonks loml) because we all know that narcissa would love being a mother🩷

Bellatrix had some difficulties adjusting to this at first but she found herself genuinely happy with her new life and learned to accept everyone surrounding her, she knows it does not excuse what she did or said in the past but she knows shes growing and learning to be a better person.

BLACK SISTERS DESERVE SM BETTER ‼️

if anyone finds a fic where they fix their relationships please let me know, i respect all authors for having the ability to write, wish i had that talent yall fr🙏🏻🤍

SO YEAH I WANT SOME BLACK COUSINS GETTING ALONG WITH A VERY HAPPY ENDING<3

[study-of-the-moon]

Sirius: I swear to Godric Ted, this is the last time I'm gonna warn you. STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. COUSIN.

Ted:

Ted: ...We're married. You have no power here.

Sirius: Nah uh mister, I'll tell Andy that you don't like David Bowie, and she'll drop you before you can say bubble nuggets.

Ted: man, you are literally at Andy and my 5th Anniversary Party.

Sirius: *glaring*

Ted: WE HAVE A CHILD DAMMIT-

Sirius: And?

Ted:

Ted: ...why bubble nuggets?

Sirius: *giggling* hehe bubble nuggets

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

noo one gets divorced tedromeda like i do :/

[iamademigodandwizard]

I like that we all agreed Ted Tonks was a golden retriever human form without even talking about it

[hxuse-xf-black]

Andromeda is widely known as the kindest of the Blacks at school, but everyone always forgets that this is in comparison to her relatives; she’s the most deranged person around in every other context. Snape is the only person to never forget this, aside from her family, because Andromeda just despises him and will attack him at the drop of a hat.

Everyone: Andromeda is so nice, it’s hard to believe Bellatrix is her sister

Snape, thinking of how Andromeda hexed his legs backward two days ago and he had to hobble to the infirmary to fix it, only to learn that actually, this particular spell means the bones will have to be regrown entirely, all because he called Sirius an arrogant prick (he knows damn well she agrees with the statement, Snape has heard her call Sirius that to his face): Yeah, she’s a blessing

I would like to add that Ted never forgot either, he just finds it adorable.

[toujoursincorrect]

Ted: It's like feeding two birds with one hand!!

Andromeda: ...Do you mean "killing two birds with one stone"?

Ted, very serious: I would never hurt a bird.