#black brothers

[likeprongstostars]

you know the drill... i have a bad day regulus must have a worse one

after watching arcane and inevitably relating jinx and vi to regulus and sirius I cant stop thinking about an alternative where after sirius left, regulus succumbed to the black family madness following some type of jinx arc

[eweexiy]

*the black brothers gossiping in french*

sirius: who's the hottest guy in school?

regulus: my james, of course.

sirius: no, you're dating him, it doesn't count-

regulus: your boyfriend.

sirius: WHAT-

*regulus looks slyly at lupin and grins*

*remus and james, who don't speak french, look at each other nervously and uncomprehendingly*

black brothers; wolfstar; jegulus;

[kenjikishimotoswifey]

poor guy is used to it by now

james does not meddle in black brothers business. he finds sirius and regulus wrestling on the kitchen floor, scratching and pulling each others hair and he simply steps over them to get to the fridge.

[del-stars]

sorry but i kind of want regulus who was more like 'thank god that loud fucking bitch got out of here & now i'm an only child. when can i have his room'

[nixnight1]

(That one beautiful best woman speech I love to hear)

Pandora: I'm Panda, the best woman. I'm not a maid, Regulus' room is a mess and I never want that honour

Regulus: *blushes*

Pandora: mh yeah. About a year ago I received a text from Regulus saying "Panda, can you check if this three hotels have availability for November 2024 for a wedding?" I asked if he had gotten engaged without my knowledge

Everyone: *laughing*

James: *smiling and caressing Regulus' face*

Pandora: *tearing up* to witch he responded "No, but I'm getting married next year with or without James" and at last here we are today. The journey to this joyous occasion has been nothing short of incredible. I can't imagine life without Regulus. I realized how lucky and how rear is to have a cousin who I consider more so my best friend and a brother. You accomplished everything you set your mind to and that's why I reached for the moon because I've seen you conquer the universe.

Regulus: *tearing up*

Pandora: our bond goes beyond just family. We're a package deal. When I told Regulus I was allergic to apples, the next day he was too. When Regulus told me he was dating a guy from Gryffindor...I did too

Everyone: *cheers up*

James: *blushes*

Pandora: James, I used to think no one in this world deserved Regulus' love until you entered his life. During the worst days and months of his life I witnessed how you looked at him as if he was your home, yours to cherished. It was in that moment I felt immense comfort knowing his heart is safe with you.

James: *tearing up*

Pandora: I hope you love having the opportunity to grow old with him, the same way I loved seeing him grow. Now it's your turn. Happy wedding day.

[weirdnico]

regulus and his baby (yes, she's james' too) (sirius spoils her rotten)

[kenjikishimotoswifey]

HE SO WOULD

he probably wouldn't even realize he got stabbed like "oh its nothing just regular things yk" and exposes his true drama queen side with the paper cut

Something tells me that Regulus would be so chill getting stabbed but the second he gets a paper cut it’s the end of the world

[klarolinexluv]

My favourite thing, even over Jegulus, is the black brothers.

That probably says a lot about me actually… SHUT UP ANYWAY

Don’t get me wrong, I ADORE Jegulus. Jegulus is my whole heart, I live and breathe Jegulus… But Black Brothers? That shit is intertwined into my soul. I could read a whole fic solely about the black brothers and be so happy.

The angst and fluff between them just feels so good and sad and painful and beautiful and I will never get enough of them.

I love them so much.

[thatdyingacewhoneedstheirspace]

love petty Reg

[sspadfoot]

Sirius and Regulus were never allowed to play with snow i.e build snowmen, have a snowball fight or just go out in the snow because their parents thought it was unsanitary.

So when they first got to Hogwarts and it snowed for the first time, they were confused when all the kids went out to play.

Their friends realised and took them out for the first time. They built snowmen, they had a massive snowball fight and they made snow angels.

And then when they ran away to James’ house, they would spent as much time as they could outside.

And no matter old they got, they still went out to play.

[kenjikishimotoswifey]

sirius: *crying in the corner*

James: if you could do one thing without any risk, what would you do?

Regulus: you

James: what

Regulus: what

[danaris112]

It always makes me happy when Sirius and Regulus talk to each other in French in fanfics

[unholy-stick-soup]

men are so cool, whenever i have one in my bed, im like blown away by the size of them. its like meeting a cow irl

[turnin9pag3]

Marauders as things me and my friends have said:

Part 47

Barty: guys i just took 20mg of melatonin im about to ascend to a higher realm of being

Regulus: i hope you pass out and never wake up

Dorcas: ngl i hope you overdose

Barty: shit man i do too

[randommmthoughts]

STOP IT

Sirius: Abuse can feel like love.

Remus: Why?

Sirius: Starving people will eat anything.

[miriammctroi]

Got a new Jegulus fic in the works

I'm just gonna leave some buzzwords here for you to check how the vibes are for this work

Assasin!Regulus

James calling Regulus "Love" while being stabbed

Morally grey

Enemies to Lovers hard-core mode

Threat & Flirt

Necromancy

Rosekiller angst

Black Brothers

Captive Prince trilogy inspired