#my beloved

[gaywineauntsstuff]

The real reason i ship superbat is so i can keep Lois lane to myself

Compilation of Lois Lane being terrible at spelling.

Bonus:

[thatsmyjamjam]

No Booty

Everyone draws him with a nice, juicy ass but this man is flat. Both pre-timeskip and now. His hair used to be longer, perhaps to hide his booty-less shame. But now he's accepted it. It's OK, I love you my pancake prince. 😝🥞

[escapedaudios]

Me: I hate it when characters have an ethnic surname as their first name. It's so stupid, like wym the only asian girl in Harry Potter is named Cho Chang.

Gomez Addams: What about me?

Me: Not you, Gomez. I love you Gomez.

[nitemurr]

C!BenchTrio fanart in 2025? More likely than you think...

[dialup-dragon]

GASP GNOCCHI MENTIONED!!!!

hello,

potato fries

potato chips

potato wedges

baked potato

loaded baked potato

curly fries (potato)

steak fries (potato)

tater tots (potato)

mashed potatoes

hash browns (potato)

gnocchi (potato) (advanced potato)

please let me know if I'm going too fast

[benguissues]

[fist-of-vengeance]

when the media has characters who dissociate from their own identity and explores the subjectivity of the self

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Forgot to eat today so now im up at like 10pm watching bodycam videos and eating fistfulls of peanut butter trail mix like a fucking horse-

Life is good.

[itsgirlcraft]

Y e s omg

[modist07]

My beatiful wife dkfhdfkgjsj

[peninsulaisms]

and i always wondered if it would come back

[bone-trash]

Untitled Grocery Store AU

Soap had been working his register for the better part of an hour when the trouble started. “The Trouble” being the 6’4”, burly, and tattooed angel currently making it hard for Soap to get enough oxygen to his brain to deliver his required greeting.

”Guid eenin, H-how are ye?” He stammered.

Steamin Jesus, MacTavish, pull it together!

He was dressed in an illegally tight black ribbed tank, black joggers, and oddly, a face mask with the lower half of a skeleton’s grin printed onto the fabric. His toned arms swirled with spooky tattoos and his hair was short cropped and flaxen. In short, he was the hottest person Soap had seen in real life and he was, confidentially, VERY happy that his register was kind you sit at to ring.

The man hummed a greeting but otherwise didn’t react to Soap’s gawking and began to unload his hand basket which consisted of several easy microwaveable meals, boxes of noodles, whey powder and tea.

No a chef, na matter, braw lad must no be lackin for company.

Soap worked quickly through the small order and tried not to fall in love with the way the man was completely ignoring every attempt he made to start up a conversation. Before long the beautiful stranger had paid, huffed a farewell and left Soap in an absolute state.

——

“Fuck.”

Simon seethed under his mask as he practically bolted from the small grocery chain he would NEVER visit again.

He was perfectly kind to you and you couldn’t even muster a hello??? What a psycho.

In truth Simon had been caught completely off guard. The line had been rather long and it had gotten to be his turn before he’d realized it. He’d looked up suddenly, and he could focus on was the young cashier’s very blue eyes and how attractively pink the lad was begining to turn. His throat closed right up and all he could do was grunt and mutter his way through payment. What a disaster…

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Ianto Jones character of all time

ianto and jack most unhinged relationship development ever. ianto flirting with the boss while his half dead (all dead) evil girlfriend is hiding in the basement. unreal amount of hatred in the cyberwoman and then he tries to get jack killed then goes nvm and saves him. jack is like ianto we need to talk about how you tried to kill both me and yourself and how you still want to die desperately and ianto is just like actually sir i think we should just fuck instead. bro propositions his boss over the body of their twice dead coworker. and then is FLUSTERED to get asked out by the same guy. unreal.

[mindismadeup]

I logged back in so I can go insane over ultrakill (Gabriel) publicly.. hello LGBT community

[sunnysaystuff]

psps am in a hurt no comf mood...anyone have good cheating fic recs? no hea pref 🫶🫶 flawed characters forever

any ship is fineeee i'm just here for the infidelity