#blorbo posting

[skyrim-forever]

thinking about The Character™ like:

he's garbage, i love him, there's barely any character there, no one gets him like I do, he looks like a potato, he's pookie, i want him to to suffer, i hope he gets everything he dreams of, i don't even care that much, he plagues my every waking moment, he's insane, im insane

[deramin2]

Etymology of Jester Lavorre.

common origins of suffering, euphoria, and ferret

substack

[bitty-bytes]

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[littlepikmins]

Need a scene with Bernard like this in a Batman comic.

Its cool that DC has him help Tim fight the Chaos Monsters and later he busts a wall down with a sledgehammer to save Tim. But I would also love to see some Bernard whump where he knows he's not nearly as strong and tough as the Gotham Vigilantes but he wants to help them so bad.

I could imagine a Gotham City wide crisis going down and Tim is so protective of Bernard to the point Bear feels guilty for it because he thinks Red Robin would be able to save so many other people if he didn't have to protect Bernard.

And thus we get a scene like the above video in which Bernard tries fighting off a number of opponents on his own and gets hurt.

[lover-suggest]

he’s so cute i want to trap him in the labyrinth. or crucify him or something.

[dreamytfw]

You know you're in deep with a blorbo when you start giving them kinks you aren't even into

[thescholarlystrumpet]

God that man is so pathetic

I desire him carnally

[berriecomplex]

i am so normal about them (i talk to my walls about them)

[owchie-wowchie]

*through tears* I just... love that fictional character... so so so much

[johnnyvalance]

mutuals seeing me post about The Character again

[corpsecowboy]

gif for your beloved and beloathed blorbos <3

[3friesshortofahappymeal]

get you a partner that is not only committed to you but most importantly The Bit™

[trans-jon-rights]

I think we've all forgotten this legendary quote by Jonathan Jarchivist Sims so I present you again :

Jonathan Jarchivist Sims, from MAG 114

[skyrim-forever]

I love this character! *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills them* *almost kills-*

[littlepikmins]

Bernard: Timboo! Look at this video! It's you!

The video:

Tim: How is that me?!

Bernard: What do you mean it's just like you :3

Tim: 🤨