#blorbo from my shows

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[writeouswriter]

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

[cicaklah]

Reblog to help governor blorbo on his re-election campaign.

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

Remaking my poll from last year now that I can include more options. Wild that we've only had polls for a year, it feels like much MUCH longer.

[crewtawn]

Kinda messy little comic about my new favorite horror game...

kinito deserved better.

I love him so much. I wish we could have redeemed him like this and kept him. Put him in a little robot body and have him roam around my home. I love him sm. Mwa. Kissy kissy.

BONUS:

[malt-o-meat]

step one: be normal about that old guy

[strange-aeons]

Emo girls these days don’t even Know . . .

[nerdicorntheshipper]

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher

[wheres-your-paddle]

look i know Episode 3 was obviously for psychoanalysing kinger and zooble but can we just........ talk about how obviously distressed caine is, even before his glitch?

like, talking extra fast and laughing just ever-so-slightly less genuinely when he jokes "i'm not the boss— oh wait, yes i am!"

when bubble starts speaking backwards, caine doesn't respond to him with his usual lower-energy confusion (like he did with "why are you like this?" and "bubble... you can't say that"). this time, caine responds with a more aggressive "WHAT" and just... a little too fast. like he's forcing the 'cheerful jolly ringleader' persona a little too much?

and are we not going to talk about the parallels between Episode 2 and his panicked little "zooble wait! i-i'm testing out a new a.i. in this one!" and Episode 3's "where's zooble? i-i made this adventure just for them!"

[hersweetrevenge]

[defectivegembrain]

Blorbo from my cancelled single season show from over a decade ago, that I am in retrospect glad the creator didn't get a chance to ruin like he ruined his bigger show, his marriage and his reputation

[khaotungthanawat]

jin xiaobao + text posts

@asiandramanet creator bingo: blorbo

[lovelydrusilla]

the mentalist feat. text posts made by @nelliecrains on twitter (to quote nicola coughlan "i'm not calling it X, that's a dumb name"), found on pinterest

[temunitu]

reblogs appreciated. feel free to talk about yours in tags. doesn’t have to be tmnt related, this is just my blog with the biggest following.

edit: if you hit the nuance button you’d better explain what the nuance is