#blorbo from my shows

[airlocksandaviaries]

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

[justarandombrit]

Probably missed a key one, but whatever

[writeouswriter]

I'll see my favourite character happy and smiling just once and be like omg I never want him to get hurt or feel pain ever again, give him peace 🥺🥺 and then the very next day be like, okay, back to pushing him down the stairs

[hashtagloveloses]

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

[3hobbitsinatrenchcoat]

As is tradition since polls were introduced in 2023, it is time for Gray's Blorbo Checkpoint! (please reblog for maximum blorbo interaction)

Notable Changes!

Traumatized Within and Without has been retired for this year due to winning for two consecutive years. It may return in future years. Both Smol categories have been combined into Pocket-size due to being confusing and receiving the fewest votes. (see 2024 results)

In the interest of fairness of results compared to past polls, this post has been blazed (since the last two were).

[cicaklah]

Reblog to help governor blorbo on his re-election campaign.

[defectivegembrain]

Blorbo from my cancelled single season show from over a decade ago, that I am in retrospect glad the creator didn't get a chance to ruin like he ruined his bigger show, his marriage and his reputation

[tom-is-online]

rb for sample size and feel free to add any thoughts and tell me who ur favourite character is and why :)

[crewtawn]

Kinda messy little comic about my new favorite horror game...

kinito deserved better.

I love him so much. I wish we could have redeemed him like this and kept him. Put him in a little robot body and have him roam around my home. I love him sm. Mwa. Kissy kissy.

BONUS:

[malt-o-meat]

step one: be normal about that old guy

[strange-aeons]

Emo girls these days don’t even Know . . .

[justarandombrit]

The last poll absolutely blew up and that was very good for my ego, so here's the sequel nobody asked for.

[nerdicorntheshipper]

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher

[lovelydrusilla]

the mentalist feat. text posts made by @nelliecrains on twitter (to quote nicola coughlan "i'm not calling it X, that's a dumb name"), found on pinterest

[hersweetrevenge]