#just very curious

[justalazysam]

Is it just me or am I the only one who feels like such a dumbass for not really knowing much about math and not understanding math at all? It makes me feel worried about growing up and getting a job and just doing stuff in the future

[stillafanofsonic]

Silver: Look, I just don’t know if I’d be worth it to reveal that the Girl Scouts are really the ones behind the crop circle phenomenon, like on one hand, no rice shortage, on the other who knows how this will affect the market crash of 2187.

Shadow: (At his last nerve) the bigger question is why on Gias green earth do you keep coming to me of all people with… this. Aren’t I there to advise you in the future?

Silver: (rubs his neck sadly) you’re uh… kinda hard to “come by”

Shadow: (looking Silver up and down, and with thick sarcasm) oh how I wonder why

LOL

Shadow: find someone else to bother

Silver: can't

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[jakeperalta]

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

[chloesimaginationthings]

The aftermath of Elizabeth getting scooped in FNAF..

[isawken]

was recently having talks about saving up for a several-week vacation with my partner and he said something that i seriously cannot stop thinking about and i need to Ask The Audience

this is not cumulative, you must have spent over 14 calendar days outside of your hometown in one stretch to be able to hit Yes

i’ve never asked for this before but if you could rb for reach that’d be cool, this is a straight up potential worldview-shattering revelation right here and i need data if im gonna shatter my dang worldview

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[manzanamarim]

So I have been reading svsss here is my first contribution to this fandom

[justalazysam]

Is it just me or am I the only one who believes that the world we live in isn't real and is all fake due to the fact we might be dreaming and that we need to wake up and that the world we actually live in is the exact opposite of the world we live in today and that all of the events that happen in real time are actually all fake due to our imagination missing the events that happen in the other world?

[beltediris]

What if I became a linguist. Is anyone on here a linguist? Or studying linguistics?

[doctormori]

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3

[ao3usermelancholyhues]

rb for larger sample size! feel free to elaborate in tags about your process.