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Something's... Off about the Fentons and their son's friends.

They seem to have been the last people to see Vladimir Masters, owner of DalvCo, and know of his whereabouts, yet refuse to reveal him or his location. They also seem to be taking full advantage of his absence, taking over his company and profiting from it and living in his castle in Wisconsin.

They always seem to have some kind of excuse as to why he's not around.

"He's on vacation! Oh, where? Um, Antarctica."

"You just missed him, actually. He was here a few minutes ago. Yeah, in this random dirty alley as I was being mugged. We discussed... Alleys."

"Yeah, he lives here. I know his room is super dusty. He just likes it like that."

Although Tim Drake sees the absence of Vlad Masters as an absolute win (Tucker Foley is much less creepy), he still sees that this requires an investigation. After all, a missing CEO is big news, especially when the last people to have seen him seemed to have had major beef with him. Could they have... Murdered him?

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Or: Vlad's taken a nice little trip to ghost prison. The Batfam think Vlad's disappearance was a result of the Fenton family murdering him.

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cousin Manbat from the Addams side and Jacks adopted brother Weylon. i need this 3 way crossover with giant Fenton-Addams family of people who are just adopted.

Ok i need this: Fenton family adopting people into the family

Addams family style, like, they're not related in any bio way whatsoever but that's Uncle now welcome to the family you are now gonna be platonically and very Obnoxiously loved.

i tried looking up fenton adoption but that just gets me danny being adopted by various people and i need the opposite of that, i want good fenton parents seeing sad people like John Constantine or Waylon and being like: yeah that is a Fenton right there!

gimme the Fenton Adoption™

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Fic prompt, Young Justice era:

Robin(Tim) and Superboy break into the Fenton Ops Center after discovering a faction of the DEO that was created exclusively for dealing with ghosts.

They came across this sub-agency while combing through hacked documents after saving Greta, and found out the Department of Extranormal Operations formed the Ghost Investigation Ward and gets special ghost-hunting weapons from mad scientist inventors in a small Illinois town.

Danny (with his sharper senses) hears the break in and goes to investigate with the Fenton Creep Stick. Robbers get hired on occasion to steal inventions that aren’t patented yet. He hears movement just on the other side of the door and goes in swinging. Hits Superboy in the back and makes him stumble, which causes serious alarm from the two heroes.

“That actually almost hurt!” Superboy says in surprise, staring wide-eyed at the new kid holding a splintered baseball bat.

“You cracked the Creep Stick,” Danny stares at the bat with his mouth open. “I didn’t know it could break.”

“Rob? I think this guy has powers.”

Danny looks up, blinking in shock, “Your name is Rob? And you became a Robber? Dude. You don’t have to define yourself by what your parents named you.”

Superboy tries to hide his laughter while Robin sputters. “I’m not - They didn’t -”

“Oh!” Danny has an epiphany. “Did you name yourself that? I chose my name too, but I’m just Danny. I didn’t go and name myself after an illegal profession. Like, can you imagine if I was an arsonist named Bernie? Or a skeevy car salesman named Otto? I know it’s hard to choose a name when you’re trans, and, I gotta admit, being a robber named Rob is hilarious, but there’s more options out there, I promise. For names and career paths.”

Superboy is wheezing at this point and Robin’s face is near fuchsia. Instead of addressing any of that, Robin gets angry.

“We aren’t robbers! We’re heroes! I’m Robin. that’s Superboy. Your parents sell weapons that hurt people and we’re here to stop that!”

Danny tosses the broken Creep Stick over his shoulder and smiles wide.

“Why didn’t you say so! Oh man, this is great. I’ve been sabotaging their stuff for years. If you’re here to help I’ve got a couple projects you can definitely smash.”

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time and debts

Due to time travel shenanigens, Danny becomes the first entity that John Constantine makes a deal with for power. From a grown up Danny's perspective he is returning a favor that Constantine has already done. From teenage Constantine's perspective he is making a deal with a demon that looks human. Then 40 year old Constantine meets a teenage Danny who has run away from home because it wasn't safe and invites him into the house of mystery.

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wtf

A conversation from the Batpham discord:

this au’s been done before but… danny phantom au where halfas have to die somehow to transform

they regrow a new human body so there’s just danny corpses everywhere

Bonus: dc crossover where people keep finding Danny Fenton dead when he’s obviously still alive

Just leave the corpse there. It's better not to ask

Sam and Tucker have to help him dig a hole

Lol freeze the bodies n dump them in the ocean when in gotham. They start fishing up his bodies and at first mr.freeze to blame but then it appears to be same kid.

Bruce thinking its clones of robin. Lol mixing twin au into this

the bats run into this kid that looks nearly identical to Robin dragging a corpse that also looks nearly identical to Robin through the streets

does Danny just…generate new clothes for his bodies?

I imagine he does but if has anything in his pockets he has to fish it out of his corpse’s pockets

Danny actively robbing his own corpses because he left his keys on one of them

I find it more funny if he has to strip his corpse clothes n all. So he has to becareful not to die too bloody

Danny, out of options and cornered by the bats who spotted him dragging his nearly-naked corpse through Gotham: well there’s only one way I’m getting out of this snaps own neck and turns into phantom, who flies away invisibly

The bats keep running into Robin clones who keep casually killing themselves and it’s a whole conspiracy, because they’re all wearing the same slightly blood-splattered outfit and clothes keep going missing off the corpses, plus the whole casual death thing

If he forgets something on him does he have to go grave robbing for it

Amg imagine danny drops his wallet is how they find out danny's identity like in a hurry to grab clothes n flee

Its not a liscense or anything but a gift card to nasty burger with his name on it

Danny’s wallet contains that nasty burger gift card, three dollars and four cents, a bunch of bandaids hurriedly shoved in and a monopoly get out of jail free card he uses exclusively on walker

Walker hates that card b/c somehow it's binding

Ghost zone dollar mixed in

Danny's like "aw man I forgot my wallet ... Wait I forgot my wallet"

Danny gets found by the bats them tossing back his wallet

the bats just going “damn, you live like this?” and putting a couple hundred in his wallet

Danny like "wait? Where's my get out of jail free card?!"

Jason begrudgingly handing back the card after everyone looks at him

They add money too it XD

Danny: you don’t understand I need my get out of jail free card to get out of jail

Walker is slowly approaching from the distance

"when did a wimp like you start going to jail?"

"Well, you see, it all started when I was 14..."

walker “FINALLY MY OPPORTUNITY”

Becomes a jailbreak

The leaving behind corpse au but Danny just dump them down the sewer and Killer Croc has to contact Batman bc he's very concern abt the littering of human bodies

At first it's like Oh hey free food

But then the Free Food just piling up

One after another

And it's all the same damn corpse everytime

"This is no longer favourite food."

"Batman, there's the same goddamn corpse piling up in my sewers. It's concerning."

Killer Croc goes around asking other rogues if they have been dumping the body

He has to give some to Ivy for her plant

free food that already tastes like weird burnt meat.

Bruce starts the Danny Fenton Memorial Graveyard

where all the graves are just Danny

(It all becomes Danno on the 3rd of April. Everyone is afraid.)

Danny dumps them down that one hole one time, and when he gets back the body disappear, so he just keep doing it

he can't even tell who it is, the face matches a "Daniel Fenton" but the kid is very much alive (supposedly) so batman looks into his medical records, finds a weird electrical accident that looks weird, and stakes out his day to day life for a few weeks but the only thing that's evident is that this kids sense of schedule is sporadic and he'd be batman's hardest follow if danny were losing him on purpose but clearly he isn't.

....what would happen if Ra's got his hands on a Danny corpse

He probably wouldn't find anything that'd interest him

Cause ya know, it's just a corpse

If he finds several of them tho

Killer Croc: I do not control the speed at which the body got dump into my sewer

Batman thinks someone took his DNA for cloning experimentation at some point and that's why.

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Except the DNA from the bodies doesn't show any signs of cloning, and in fact, present themselves as the origianl, all of them, they're all identical and the original body.

Batman's gonna eat his cape this case makes no fucking sense

what if he brought danny-body to life only for it to be like:

- body is unstable and unresponsive and melts into goo resembling the Lazarus pit

or

- turns the body into a controllable mindless undead zombie

or

- danny get's double vision like he's using a poorly constructed duplicate or something

Danny zombies....

Ra's: observe my new indestructible undead hoard

Phantom, standing next to the league: bro what the fuck???

Phantom, in ghost speak: "I did not give you permission to do that."

Phantom, in ghost speak: b̶r̷o̵ ̷w̷h̸a̶t̵ ̶t̸h̴e̶ ̸f̸u̷c̴l̷?̶?̵?̴

The Danno Undead Army just takes one look at Phantom and start angrily walking towards him

screaming undead noises

and he's like

"I'm sorry I didn't give you guys proper burial I didn't have time!"

Nono, Phantom counteracts with the original Danno. He is superior. Now he controls the Danno army.

Phantom: sorry but uhh No, i'll be confiscating those, they're part of my domain

Ra's: what? but I made them undead

Phantom: they were already undead before you messed with them.

Ra's: ... what do you mean they were already undead? they were just dead!

Phantom: nah, see, they were the dead remains of what was already undead. they're the dead-undead.

Ra's: ... and you know their origin?

---(all eyes turn to danny)---

Phantom: ..... yeah, and i've been trying to fix it but other ghosts in gotham kept inturrupting me from doing that.

Batman: why do they all match a "Daniel Fenton"?

Phantom: don't worry about that

Batman: If you want, I could give them a proper burial ground.

Phantom: I would like that very much...

all the dannos approve

"Welcome to the Danny Fenton Memorial Graveyard, solely for all your Danno needs."

--- the Phandom post april 3rd; aka the "alright gang, that's a wrap" project.

Sometimes, space and time warps around there, but, you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Disclaimer: This Graveyard has no affiliations to the Fenton parents,"

god if ectoplasm has anti-bacteria properties and instead of decomposing he just shrink like a mummy

literal walking stick

The graveyard could expand for Dani bodies if she does the same thing here

Vlad's is not allowed ever

Vlad gets no such niceties

he has a whole castle and is rich

he could do that himself

danny finds a secret hallway with two rolls of coffin, all of them have Vlad in it

they're in the vampire position

Count Vladcula

the movie

This is all copied and pasted from a conversation on the crack channel of the Batpham discord.

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i did not know i needed that but i do.

gimme casual royalty Danny, he just forgets it's important that he's inter dimensional royal

Danny is going to Gotham high which yay for him!

Problem? Right now he's in the office because he may have punched someone while defending damian and now everyone is waiting for his guardian

But clockwork can't come (humans perceive him a bit...well he just can't) and jazz has an important exam

So who's next in line?

Fright Knight! (Okay, technically he's not the Guardian OF Danny but more guarding Danny but details details)

So Fright Knight appears in all of his villain-esque glory and foaming sword

And everyone kinda freaks out because?? Danny, is your guardian a villain? What do you mean 'depends'?? What does the shrugging mean?? No we can't go back to the punch thing-

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i want cryptid batfam but i want fake cryptid batfam specifically. maybe even unintentionall, like even JL think they're cryptids because of how batfam they are.

these people are not normal and it's very obvious when they aren't in their civilian disguise. they're just Like That™

Batman is.. Batman

Robin in a shapeshifter.

Nightwing does not have bones.

Black Bat is literally a shadow.

Red Hood can not be killed.

Red Robin.. is Red Robin that is self explanatory like Batman

Signal has Umbrakinesis(yea it could be chalked up to being meta but i digress)

they all speak in their own language with chirps and clicks and whistles, are silent and creepy

conclusion: the Batfam are a cryptid colony but hey at least they're (mostly) not killing people!

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honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

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yes. i love this. oh god imagine they then proceed to skedadle and leave the bats to their anxieties

Short DPXDC Prompts #398

Dan Phantom is walking alone in the Narrows when he hears a yell slowly get louder and louder that’s originating…. Above him?

Dan looked up and held out his arms reflexively as Red Hood fell directly into his arms bridal style.

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yes, yes he does. i love this i need a whole fanfic of this i WILL READ IT

I was just thinking about Dannys hatred for Christmas and how funny / odd itd be if Amity's citizens start noticing how snappy and overly emotional and aggressive Danny gets in December and start to collectively think it's because he died in December and is still having a hard time processing it.

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another "help me find"

that fic where danny pretended to be a vampire

dpxdc Danny is in gotham and he needs ecto and because gotham, in the city ectoplasm looks like blood, there was a scene when he met batman and was scared of him but dashed to get the thermos that he dropped.

it's dead on main, he's drinking Jaysons pit rage, tim also offered him to live in drake manor for detective reasons

it's one of those fics i would find here because i wouldn't have read them on ao3

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Protective Gear

what if whenever Phantom time-travels his clothes change to resemble the general time period and cultural area of where he ended up, but it's always something they would wear in a laboratory, something their practical scientists would be wearing while working.

so he is always described as a boy with white hair, green eyes and wearing black with white accents protective gear of a scientist

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Ok i need this: Fenton family adopting people into the family

Addams family style, like, they're not related in any bio way whatsoever but that's Uncle now welcome to the family you are now gonna be platonically and very Obnoxiously loved.

i tried looking up fenton adoption but that just gets me danny being adopted by various people and i need the opposite of that, i want good fenton parents seeing sad people like John Constantine or Waylon and being like: yeah that is a Fenton right there!

gimme the Fenton Adoption™

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oh but this one will.

I hate it when you take a disappointing sip of water, like bitch you’re supposed to be cool and refreshing, not like mild boring sludge harvested from purgatory by disappointment itself

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to answer your tags according to *the spreadsheet* the name is old times

Tim Drake and Jason Todd are both halfas. They just don’t know it for a while.

HI BONES I JUST WOKE UP FROM THIS DREAM AND HAD TO SHARE.

There’s something recogonized between them, when Robin meets Red Hood in Titan’s Tower. But it’s a mystery to both of them what - especially Jason. There’s no reason for the new Robin to reek of the Dead - not like him. 

The truth comes out a few years later, in hushed whispers of a desperate Tim Drake - something is happening that reminds him of something terrible: after the first week of truly being in the Robin suit, he has a gap in his memory of weeks. Okay a couple months, accurately.

He’s hidden this well - the gap is after he’d taken a fairly serious injury, something that nevertheless had a relatively low recovery time. So Batman and Nightwing never noticed that it caused him to, technically, die. And like hell Tim would tell them that, especially then.

The thing is that few missing months.

Tim has put together what happened in those months; he’d always kept copious notes for himself. And Bruce and Dick shouldn’t be bothered if he has a bit of amnesia.

After he “died” he was Robin - notes on his computer tell him what he did, notes in the Batcomputer fill him in on the cases. But the notes never refer to himself as Tim. And the tone and methods for what he did - well, they're like Tim’s. Tim can follow all the logic in them. They just seem… off somehow. 

But there’s no memory left to him, between that moment when his heart stopped in the Robin suit to a moment, months later, of waking up in the Medbay after Dick rescued him from the Drake household - targeted by a magic user with questionable morals who claims he was dead and wrong. 

So he was checked out by Constantine or Zatanna or someone and they confirmed that no, that’s not the case and that’s definitely Tim in the body.

Once they get there.

The thing is, the more Tim looked into it, the less he thinks that rogue magician was actually mistaken. He’s a little faster now, a little stronger. Sometimes it’s like he’s invisible, or hanging just a little too long in the air on the grapple - but in the next moment, that’s gone, and he’s just Tim again. Human Tim.

So a couple years later when Jason shows up, and there’s that Recognition - Dead to Dead - that he gets from no one else… the memories start filtering in. Now Tim has the memories of being - well - a ghost, in the Ghost Zone, desperately searching for a way back, a way home, filtering in.

Now for a couple years after that beatdown in Titan’s Tower - a beatdown that should have left him truly dead, or healing for months longer - but his recovery time has always been faster since those missing months, especially in the minutes and hours right after the injuries, where they’re easier to hide a bit. Now there’s a threat to all the ghosts in Gotham, and Jason and Tim wind up in deep.

Hunted by the Guys in White.

And Jason is angry because maybe he’s a weird undead reanimation of a corpse, but Tim sure isn’t and these bastards aren't touching his little brother. And Tim is all like “So there’s this thing that happened.” and he’s (falsely) convinced that if Jason just left him Jason would be okay and the GIW would stop hunting them.

And Jason is gobsmacked - and smacked with memories. Memories he didn’t… really have before, not through the Lazarus haze. Not really. Memories of being Tim.

And then the Dates slot together in his head and oh shit oh shit oh shit.

The day Tim died and something possessed him? Was the day Jason crawled out of his grave and was found, catatonic, on the streets.

And the day Tim regained control of his body.

Was the day Jason was shoved into the Lazarus Pit.

Fuck. He hurt his baby brother more than he ever realized. Fuck.

(They eventually figure out, maybe with a bit of help after they rescue some more experienced ghosts from the assholes in white, that Tim… really would have died fully that day, had Jason’s ghost not possessed his body, bringing it back to life, heart beating and lungs breathing. And he kept it breathing until Tim was called back to it. And the effort Jason put into that - breathing and beating and keeping that living spark alive - was the jump Jason’s own body needed to truly wake up from his grave.)

Yeah so anyway they both say to the GIW: no you don’t not MY fucking BROTHER you don’t. And so do all the other Bats. 

And the GIW is fucked.