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TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!

LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.

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blogging is great for me because i love archiving pointless things

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God damn it, Jack Bauer.. You really are the man.

Season 3, Episode 14: "Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City"

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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2024 Season Unwrapped | Max Verstappen's F1 Year in Gifts:

Australia: a fire extinguisher because his brakes went on fire

Miami: a bollard because he hit one of this

Hungary and Italy: a controller because he took part on the 24h sim races during the gps

Monaco: a pillow with his team radio printed on it

Canada: a groundhog because he accidentally hit one of them

Singapore: a swear jar for the "public services" stuff

Mexico: a print of the "outstanding penalty"

Brazil: an umbrella for his win in the wet

Las Vegas: golden dicers because he won the wdc

Abu Dhabi: a plushie lion for the baby

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it’s really important to me when men put their heads in women’s laps. one of the most important things i can see on my tv. men laying their heads in women’s laps or men sitting and women standing and the man holds her around the middle and presses his face into her tummy as she hugs him around the shoulders. two very important poses. extremely soul igniting tableaux.

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Very annoy when this happens

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trying to make an agegap hot but its not that much of a gap: hahaha when you were born i was. well i knew the alphabet

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imagining a metal concert where a mosh pit starts and the vocalist is like woah woah hold up stop the music what are you all doing what the hell has gotten into you

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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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if you see this post you are obligated to reblog and tell me something good that happened to you this year

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"did you know this media that brings you joy has actually been deemed Objectively Bad and Cringe by the Twitter-and-Amateur-Youtube-Critic Council?" yeah i did i just simply don't let other people's opinions dictate my own. it's one of your mother's favorite things about me