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I fell asleep for like an hour and my brain is on shipping Ghost with every man I breaths Istg. Like I woke up and my mind said- You gotta write some Ghoap man, or more SC!Roach, fuck even Price and Ghost. Just write him happy with a guy. Test out Gaz too. All this said in like a split second after being woken up by my brother for dinner. I guess Imma write something gay tonight after finishing Wrongfully Accused cause god damn my brain is thirsty.

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Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers

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Untitled Grocery Store AU

PART 2

Simon did return to the grocery store because, well he needed to eat. This particular store was also within walking distance of his apartment and was open very late at night so Simon could buy what he needed and not be bothered by crying babies or nosy old people or really anyone. And if the Very Cute Cashier with the very blue eyes was often working nights when he visited the store… well that could all be chalked up to coincidence.

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They started calling him Ghost. Well, GAZ started calling him that. After their first interaction, that barely qualified as such, he’d told Gaz all about it convinced he’d never see the beautiful masked man again. However it seemed that the love of Soap’s life was nocturnal because he began weekly visits to the store, often when Soap was working.

Gaz did have a point though. With the dark clothes (no matter the weather or coverage level) and the skull mask and the spooky tattoos, he did give off a specific aura. Tall and dark and unknowable as he was, Ghost never bothered anyone, never made any messes (a more common issue than you might think) and was always cordial, if quiet.

“Hiya agin!�� Soap perked up immediately once he saw the hulking figure of his favorite regular.

“Hmm…” Ghost murmured. Soap wondered for the 20th time if he didn’t like talking or couldn’t talk? Maybe that’s why he wore the mask?

“Aye,” Soap said chuckling, “I ken you’re no much fer bletherin on, it’s awrite.” He couldn’t help but let his eyes wander as he scanned the items. Tonight he wore jeans and a soft looking dark grey henley, is traditional skull mask and a pair of noise canceling headphones he favored lately. He looked good enough to eat.

“Ye can tap it if ye are ready.” Soap drawled lazily scanning the man’s wide form once again before he realized Ghost, for the first time, was staring right into his eyes.

Oi ye eejit, He dinnae come here to get felt up by ye fockin eyes.

“Excuse me?” Ghost spoke. He actually spoke. And what a voice. Deep and gruff and Manc surprisingly. Dark brown eyes locked onto his own like that he felt nothing but heat and longing and…

Christ, but he sounds like sin.

“Uh, sorry… tap? Ye card?” Soap clarified, clearing his throat, snapping his eyes back down and flushing deeply.

“Right.” Shaking his head a bit, Ghost completed the order and grabbed up his bags and sauntered off like nothing earth shattering had just happened and Soap wasn’t sitting there with semi in his stupid khakis.

“Come back tae see us.” Soap spoke his required farewell weakly.

Shite.

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Can't believe I forgot to share this here!!! Here ya go!!

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people who use dog as a metaphor for love or loyalty or hunger or desperation or violence or devotion, I am kissing you on the mouth with tongue

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I feel crazy but I might post more of my Grocery Store AU tonight or tomorrow. I’ve been super inspired by these little (big) gay gremlins…

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Can you tell why this is his fav shirt 🤠

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@everentropy we’re a hit on Bluesky😎

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So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

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Untitled Grocery Store AU

PART 1

Soap had been working his register for the better part of an hour when the trouble started. “The Trouble” being the 6’4”, burly, and tattooed angel currently making it hard for Soap to get enough oxygen to his brain to deliver his required greeting.

”Guid eenin, H-how are ye?” He stammered.

Steamin Jesus, MacTavish, pull it together!

He was dressed in an illegally tight black ribbed tank, black joggers, and oddly, a face mask with the lower half of a skeleton’s grin printed onto the fabric. His toned arms swirled with spooky tattoos and his hair was short cropped and flaxen. In short, he was the hottest person Soap had seen in real life and he was, confidentially, VERY happy that his register was kind you sit at to ring.

The man hummed a greeting but otherwise didn’t react to Soap’s gawking and began to unload his hand basket which consisted of several easy microwaveable meals, boxes of noodles, whey powder and tea.

No a chef, na matter, braw lad must no be lackin for company.

Soap worked quickly through the small order and tried not to fall in love with the way the man was completely ignoring every attempt he made to start up a conversation. Before long the beautiful stranger had paid, huffed a farewell and left Soap in an absolute state.

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“Fuck.”

Simon seethed under his mask as he practically bolted from the small grocery chain he would NEVER visit again.

He was perfectly kind to you and you couldn’t even muster a hello??? What a psycho.

In truth Simon had been caught completely off guard. The line had been rather long and it had gotten to be his turn before he’d realized it. He’d looked up suddenly, and he could focus on was the young cashier’s very blue eyes and how attractively pink the lad was begining to turn. His throat closed right up and all he could do was grunt and mutter his way through payment. What a disaster…

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made these, idk enjoy

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if you're over 250lbs you should be thanked daily for your service and receive a discount on your next purchase

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sorry :/ your “boyfriend” was displaying a natural inclination towards the prophetic so we feminized her ^-^ your girlfriend will make a great oracle one day

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not a singaporean ceo with his tongue up trumps asshole. i mean cmon.

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“as a result of president trump’s efforts” DICK RIDERRRRRR DICK RIDER DICK RIDER

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Some early retirement ghoap for Stephanie! Thank you 😮‍💨💜