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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley Characters: John "Soap" MacTavish, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick's Family, John Price (Call of Duty), Gary "Roach" Sanderson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Retail, Alternate Universe - Grocery Store, Possessive Simon "Ghost" Riley, Protective Simon "Ghost" Riley, Simon "Ghost" Riley Loves John "Soap" MacTavish, John "Soap" MacTavish Loves Simon "Ghost" Riley, Awkward Crush, Awkward Flirting, Crush at First Sight, John "Soap" MacTavish Has an Accent, Author Attempts Writing John "Soap" MacTavish's Scottish Accent, Drunk Texting, Drunk Dialing, Phone Sex, Sexting, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Mutual Pining, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick & John "Soap" MacTavish Friendship, POV Simon "Ghost" Riley, POV John "Soap" MacTavish, John "Soap" MacTavish is Down Bad For Simon "Ghost" Riley, Simon "Ghost" Riley Is Down Bad for John "Soap" MacTavish, Awkward Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish is a Ray of Sunshine, Slut John "Soap" MacTavish, Pining John "Soap" MacTavish, Pining Simon "Ghost" Riley, grocery store employee john "soap" mactavish, Customer Simon "Ghost" Riley, Sexual Harassment, army brat john "soap" mactavish, john "soap" mactavish's baby blues, Blushing, Eye Contact, John "Soap" MacTavish Has Self-Esteem Issues, Daddy Kink, Simon "Ghost" Riley is Called Simon, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, John "Soap" MacTavish is a Menace, idk what else, no beta we die like everyone in 09, Oral Sex, Premature Ejaculation, Gym Sex, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, i promise guys we just have to get there, author keeps putting men in situations Summary:
'Cause after midnight I'm feeling kinda freaky, maybe it's the moonlight'
Soap is working nights at a grocery store and trying not to fall just a little bit in love with a mysterious, and very hot, masked customer that always seems to show up when he’s on shift
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Chapter 5 is now live! Can’t wait for yall to see it ✌️💀
#after midnight fic#modern au#grocery store au#cod fic#cod smut#call of duty#cod mw3#cod mwii#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#my beloved#soap x ghost#ghost x soap#ghoap#soapghost#ghostsoap#cod au#call of duty modern warfare#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick
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I will never get over how louis said you've grown old daniel.
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#fuck they’re so dumb#lol#ghost x soap#soap x ghost#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#my beloved#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price#cod mw2#cod mw3
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
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if you ignore all the alarming and concerning fetishes that I have, I’m actually quite the cutie patootie
#anyone who reads my fics and sees overlap because there’s now 2 of them#NOTHING TO SEE HERE LADS#lol#ao3#fanfic#✌️💀
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I know we’re talking about Ghost with the Cuban link but now I’m thinking about Soap and his thick ass neck in a white tee, lawd hammercy.
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SIMON "GHOST" RILEY → ‘Ghost Senpai’ Skin Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (2022)
#NOT GHOST SEMPAI#IM PISSING#but none the less 🙄#BARK BARK#why does he look like a jojos bizarre adventure character???#AND WHY WE WALKIN AROUND WITH ALL THAT ASS#double cheeked up on a Wednesday#call of duty#simon ghost riley#my beloved#cod mw2#cod mw3
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boyfriend hoodie!!

#lol#I love this#call of duty#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#my beloved#soap x ghost#ghost x soap#cod mw2#cod mw3
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DMs w/ the moots be like 😂
@thechaoticcheese & @monsterpegger001 you lads just have the best ideas.
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Every time a “came back wrong” post about Soap is written, an angel gets its wings. God I love that deranged man.
#john soap mactavish#my beloved#comes back like church the cat in pet semetary#like#not THAT evil#just mean and a little smelly#cod mw2#cod mw3#call of duty
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having mutuals who are all also mutuals of each other is like living in a fucking hive mind. heres a post, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again, heres that post again
#but I love it#and we all reblog the same new amazing fanart or fic in a chain#it’s cute!#moot stuff#cod fandom#✌️💀
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Sometimes when I haven't taken my adhd meds, I don't even get a whole song stuck in my head. Sometimes it's shit like a 10-second loop of a single line "now where is the one that you called god?" sung to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song.
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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it
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