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Who wore it better?
Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
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House drugged that coffee btw
#rewatch lb#3x22#hilson#greg house#james wilson#house md#my caps#1k#2k#5k#10k#25k#50k#100k#<- good LORD
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folk hero really
#house md#gregory house#stacy warner#Peter Foster#screencap#s02e10 “Failure to Communicate”#longpost#yeah bribe him in 5s#maybe throw in some viagra too fuck it#long post
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//ooc they're so fucking GAYYYYY
gay sex
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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare
#medical assistant: yeah i never saw that show but i heard it was popular in the 90s?#me: (takes lethal psychic damage)#house md#good post good post
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based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
#my art#house md#hate crimes md#gregory house#my art progressive gets worse and worse each panel#greg house#cameron house md#foreman house md#chase house#chase house md
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I'm on s3 and house leaks Wilson's WHAT TAPE
if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.
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no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient
she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live
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House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
#this is a shit post#me and my frienfs keep saying this eveey time we watxh house#house md#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#gregory house#chase house md#Cameron house md#foreman house md#wilson house md#hilson
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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
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I don’t remember who I stole this image from but it’s all I can ever think of during the toxic lesbian episode
Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt
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house md is awesome
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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
#sedate me please#I’ve completely gone off the rails#exams are over so my brain is finding ways of coping#tw Greg house#hilson#house Md#hatecrimes md#hate crimes md#huddy#james wilson#Greg house#gregory house#Lisa cuddy#Cameron#robert chase#allison cameron#Eric foreman#rsl#robert sean leonard#Hugh Laurie#puckspoetry
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