#house md

[linusbenjamin]

House M.D. 4.10 × It's a Wonderful Lie

[sugar-salt-sea]

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

[kutner-elegist]

made this for my discord but it was too good not to post on tumblr dot com

[jayjamjary]

'puter, upload file hilsonsexland.png

shoutout to the people who make dumb little scribbles of nothing characters. screenshots and the inspirations under the cut

[croatoancassiel]

"wilson is house's dog" WRONG!!!! house is wilson's dog that wilson has to follow around to make sure he doesn't bite, bark or maim people whenever he gets the chance. house is one of those dogs that you can't control so you just let them do what they want in hopes thag the dog will listen to you when the time matters

[aropride]

[titojefie]

lost touch and got into a consensual workplace relationship

[rebloggingtheoddshitidk]

Roy Mustang doing so much medical malpractice at House MD

@doggogills-but-worse

Imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[thankstothe]

big if true

[shadow-von-vamp]

[witchhickx]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[powpowhammer]

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

[ponkersworld]

Ohhhh so that's what you all meant about them being married.

b plot of all fucking time.