#robert chase

[gooseinsoup]

FASHION - house md animation meme

SHOP LAUNCH!!! thank you so much everybody! standee link in my store in my bio!!

[jumexju]

wait this would be so funny im gonna write this help

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

[ljblueteak]

So House says this about grabbing asses in 1x16, Heavy:

House: I’m thinking I can convince Vogler it would be more cost-efficient to let me keep all of [my team without having to fire one of them]. Wilson: Yeah, you should be able to pull that off. Most billionaires aren’t very good with numbers. House: It will be more cost-efficient once I’ve grabbed Cameron’s ass, called Foreman a [slur], and Chase… well, I can grab his ass, too.

But then guess whose ass he actually grabs in the series? 8x04, Risky Business

And then a little later in the same scene:

[arlo-yippee]

pls save me from becoming a house fan in 2025

[beesintreezz]

some more house text posts as an apology to my house followers for all the hunger games posts in the past week.

[spro-o]

Can I be a freak and ask for genderbent Cameron and Chase? Romantic, platonic, I don’t mind I just love your fem chase and would like to see masc Cameron

ok so anon sent this ask aaaaages ago, but I recently saw @/choco-worm’s transmasc Cameron drawing and I felt inspired to finally draw this :3 (the design is so cutesy and smooth 😭)

[choco-worms]

Another sketch dump ;)

[cyborgnoodless]

why did i only start getting recommended this after watching house

[all-pacas]

the reason i don't buy the "he's just colorblind :)" theory is that it is far too generous. look at these fucking patterns. he sees colors just fine he is just that horrendous at clothes

[blehz-buddy]

I’m reposting trans chase cause IDK HOW TO USE THIS APP HELP 💔🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[brightbrutality]

[twinkbutchblog]

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

[killmekittenwhiskers]

Chase is House and Wilson's son, I will not elaborate on that.

[wombatmd]

Im sorry guys I can’t stop making those shitty memes

[avianhasnodignity]

i think chase's scars from getting beaten with a rake would be pretty extreme, it'd look like a wild animal tore up his back and there's probably be a few rows of gashes that go down his whole back that look oddly uniform

[lennoynoy]

Mtf headcanon chase is healing me rn