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Put all these characters in the same room, and it’ll look like a chimney from all the smoke.

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i think one of the sad ironies of chase being so insecure of cameron’s feelings for him is that it’s… wrong. on its face.

and on the one hand i get why chase is Like That, even if it’s one of his uglier traits. he saw cameron dump him and be reluctant to date him; he knows (and idealizes???) about her dead husband, he was there for the s1 house crush. cameron is not a subtle person and he’s gotten to see her head over heels with other men and reluctant with him. chase is also fairly used to this dynamic: his own parents were disinterested and withholding and made him work to ‘earn’ their love. he believes until the end that he is cameron’s second or third choice, that she has settled for him and will probably leave him if things ever get bad (a prophecy chase makes and then sets about fulfilling in s6).

but the tragedy is that he has no reason to feel that way. not even in a “well i ship them so obviously uwu” way — i mean, textually. in the show. because cameron does fall in love quick and easy. but she gives up just as fast.

in s1, she falls for house. she pursues him pretty hard, but in a very cameron-ish control freak way: she implies her feelings but focuses on house’s for her, hoping to force him to confess to his own without having to take any emotional risks. instead, house rejects her and cruelly. and cameron… gives up. she never pursues house again. she still has feelings for him for a while (arguably the true end was early s3, but by s2 she’s largely moved on), but where cameron had been aggressive about getting house to admit he loved her, trying to find out what he wanted in a woman, get him on dates… she never does any of that again. she is largely evasive after s1; she starts distancing herself. she gives up.

in s2 we hear about joe, her husband’s best friend. she was in love with him, she clearly still has wistful/longing feelings for him. cameron never acted on these feelings. she never pursued him, even when it would have been socially acceptable to do so.

s2: cameron has a brief crush on sebastian charles, tb guy. this crush is reciprocated, but cameron falters and quickly loses interest in him. she cannot even sustain it for a week. she’s just not that interested in this man.

even her dead husband — while what little we know about him suggests a more complicated relationship than cameron lets on, and while she did love him and it does still deeply affect her… foreman isn’t wrong / house isn’t wrong / chase isn’t wrong when they point out it had a time limit, that cameron always knew that, that it wasn’t a long term commitment or something she needed to work to sustain.

this is kind of a pattern for cameron. at first rejection she gives up. she is cautious and needs to be in control. she would rather deny her feelings than risk rejection.

but then we have chase.

cameron breaks every single one of her rules for him. no emotional risk? cameron gives up easily? not with chase! she goes to him in human error. he breaks up with her in saviors and she begs for him back. in the itch, she finds out she’s been hurting him and runs home mid-case to clear space for his things. she offers to sacrifice what’s left of her husband to make him happy.

cameron gave up on house after one rejection; chase breaks up with her twice, tells her he’s over her in human error, and every time cameron sprints to beg for him to take her back. she would not pursue joe because she felt it was morally wrong even if she loved him; chase commits murder and cameron twists herself into knots trying to find a way to be okay with it. she cannot sustain her crush on tb guy or even house; she pursues chase again and again. cameron is afraid of commitment and always needs a backup plan: this doesn’t go away with chase, but she also refuses to call off their wedding even when she thinks he has broken up with her.

at every single turn, cameron puts her desire to be with chase above everything else: her maladaptive coping, her need for control, her fear of loss and rejection. her moral code. chase assumes that he’s her last choice, but the truth is that he was always her first.

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With your head cannon about Chase’s oral fixation, what do House/Wilson do when he’s big and starts chewing on things? And when he’s little, does he have tethers or something?

ahh house usually leaves him although it bothers him that theres bite marks in all the pencils , the only thing house did was change to mechanical pencils but they got bite marks too lol . foreman , taub and adams use their own pencils from home from the bite marks .

chase also bites his sleeve alot , house usually taps his arm to signal that he should stop .

wilson doesnt do much to stop the biting stuff when big , house stops him with his sleeve but they both gave up on the pencils ahaha

but when chase is little house and wilson both try to stop the biting with teethers and pacifiers , that hes bit through alot .

they usually try and buy the strongest teether and see how long it'll last . its a game to house and other ducklings , they make bets about it .

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Help you found it in a TITKTOK comment section?]??]?@?#??? I have so much reach ..

I found this in a tiktok comment section it’s so silly

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Hey anyone remember this? So I just started researching it. Like right now. Sorry gang I did NOT listen

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I wish I could save this video this is so funny

what the hell was this episode

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this is qmzing what

I’m doxxing my edit account ig

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why did you tag me in this

Lets sing a FUCKING song

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ur the type of guy to eat mayonnaise straight from the jar

It's tasty! Like the butter that gets stuck to the sides of the microwave popcorn. Sometimes, you need to eat the condiment straight up.

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buy me this fory birthday

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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I MADE SOMEEE PFPS

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i can’t explain it but sometimes bobby chase makes this face

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why are there so many fucking chase rp blogs I'm crying is there like a chase clone machine

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chase graphics

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the cat is angry >:[

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HI I MADE THIS HIII

miau

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Robert Chase Relationship HCs 

Chase is bi, he’s just wayyy too deep in the catholic guilt closet to approach that just yet. I think he’s had a few experiences but he feels quite shameful about it and he wouldn’t address any of it till later. 

He loves compliments and any partner of his will learn that pretty quickly, they just make him feel content, but its not that hard to make him blush. 

Chase is a very cuddly guy. His partner will wake up to him being clung to them like an octopus. Being affectionate is just how he shows he cares for someone, so he’ll take any opportunity. 

His relationship with Cameron really fucked him up. He lost his (already flimsy) sense of direction. It’s his pattern to rely on others to tell him what to do, his dad told him to be a doctor, House in general, Cameron initiated a lot of their relationship and *then* Chase fell in love. Cameron saying she never loved him really messed with him, he felt unloveable and like he couldn’t trust his partner again, in his mind he’d tried so hard to do everything right and it was mostly a one sided effort. That's why he went towards casual relationships instead, it made him look confident but it was baseless.

House has probably scared him out of doing a lot of things in public, I feel like the whole team feels like they’re being judged constantly. This probably affects many things but it definitely means he’s a little uncomfortable with PDA. 

I think Chase has worked out a bit of a formula for dates. First it's always dinner or drinks, it's pretty neutral and low pressure, giving him a chance to figure stuff out. Then, they go bowling, then something the other likes as the second and third date. He loves a good bit of bowling and he gets to see a hobby they like. In his opinion it's the best formula and he’s oddly proud of it in a dorky way. 

Chase is the type to find sex essential for his relationships. It’s a pattern for him that he’ll like someone and then realise he’s completely fallen for them after they’ve had sex, mans got vulnerability issues but its also just a preference. But that doesn’t mean he’s not loving, he can be really clingy, it just takes him a while to show that, although he feels that need to be around them from day one but he’s very conscious of dialling it down.

He may act like he doesn’t care but he falls for people quickly and then becomes an absolute puppy. He’ll be accepting crumbs from someone cough cough Cameron and will still be planning out their entire lives together. But he would never let anyone know about it. He just brings it up in what he thinks are subtle suggestions of vacations and spending more time together. He clings a lot, if he had his way he’d see his partner every day, its not even that he’s physically clingy, its just that he wants to be there.

Chase is an absolute gossip, if Chase or Cameron are told something the other will also know it in the next few hours (season four). I like to think he’s like that in every relationship he’s in, he loves his gossip sessions.

I think acts of service are definitely part of his love language, probably due to all the stuff he had to put up with in his teen years. I also think he loves quality time, he’s used to being neglected, dismissed and brushed aside (Rowan, his mom, Cameron, House), so when someone completely dedicates their attention to him for even an afternoon he probably melts into a puddle. I think he’d be fully content to just sit in a room with someone and do completely different things, just for the sake of having them around.