#james wilson

[reidingandallthat]

let me get this straight-

wilson really just wants to be friends, like genuinely, with all these women, THEY'RE the ones who initiate it, and sex with him is about THEIR pleasure. not that anything is wrong with that, but for a 'straight' man, that's usually.... not true. the closet doesn't even have glass, it's fucking broken.

[nortism]

Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)

[sarahreadsdccomics]

I love house. It's legit the unhinged show that everyone needs in their life

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

[titojefie]

002hmdvisualnovel.mp4

[mecromenc]

I want to squish him ouh...

[dream-space90]

A bit OOC.........but I like it .....😭😭

[bl-archivistnpc]

House md pseudo-episode #5

Last part

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

[desertendroad]

feeling like her tonight

[durararossart]

house just stands there with a thousand yard stare after this

[sol-rust]

playing dress up :)

[404-its-alr]

I would honestly be okay with that😭 it's already true - I don't want to fw their relationship, so I'll glady step out 🚪🚶‍♀️

headcanons about dating james wilson <3

he cheats on you with house

[starglowy]

[housemdork]

this is one of the funniest shot compositions in the entire show.

why are we being assaulted by wilson’s dancing taking up an entire third of the screen. why is chase concealed behind him. why is house just letting this happen.

[inakidoesthings]

i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife

[pot-o-curry]

OMG THE GUITAR ONE LOOKS SICK, IMAGINE IT FULLY COLOURED!!!

House MD sketch scraps