Bugs or Luckie or TV, zhey/zhem/zhirs/it/any neopronouns (No he/she/they), aro genderqueer, art tag is b.text or my drawlings, I like mash, ttrpgs, theme parks, x men, muppets, my dumb cat and drawling sometimes. 馃挆DapperNahrwhale on ao3馃挆 [icon is webby ducktales and header is of mash Hawkeye]
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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"
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[worst take you've seen in your life]
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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age
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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.
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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever
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May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.
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longlivetheblackparade.com/careers/guy-who-slaps-gerards-ass
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imagine being alice cooper and putting on a horror stageshow then 20 minutes later some little gay girl does it better than you. everybody loves a winner
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I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine
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