I write on ao3 and Wattpad under the same handle. One Piece fan. Especially a Kid Pirate fan. I'm an insolent asshat because it's fun. I'm never serious as it's all for laughs.
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Thar' be a loser
This man is a dork. Please don't make him cool or sexy. He is a coin collector and comic book reader. He canonically snuggles a giant living teddy bear. Leave him be. Don't make him bland and remove the lameness from his character.
Look at his smile and the sparkles. Really a Hawaiian shirt competition? And his crew encouraging this nonsense? I love it.
And further proof he likes Hawaiian shirts:
#trafalgar law#penguin one piece#sachi one piece#That D stands for Dork#Sir dorks a lot#what a weirdo#hawaiian shirt#heart pirates
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The joys of owning a cat!
I enjoy watching Jinshi slowly but surely become a beleaguered pet owner who's trying to keep his temperamental cat from poisoning herself
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Matching
They are married your honor. She dresses him.
But takes his style into consideration. Tank top for his muscular arms and his signature speedo. She then matches him. Its cute.
#nico robin#robin one piece#cyborg franky#franky one piece#one piece#straw hat pirates#robin x franky#frobin
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No Booty
Everyone draws him with a nice, juicy ass but this man is flat. Both pre-timeskip and now. His hair used to be longer, perhaps to hide his booty-less shame. But now he's accepted it. It's OK, I love you my pancake prince. 😝🥞
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When Snape told Tonks her man was weak and she could do better, he ate.
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The Enemy of my Enemy
They both glare at that asshole Apoo the exact same way. Like Bepo, what's your beef with that noisy bozo? Could it be he's so protective, he hates Apoo for what he did to his new friends? He's adorable.
#eustass kid#kid pirates#bepo one piece#one piece#heart pirates#eustass kidd#eustass captain kidd#scratchmen apoo#one piece wano
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Friends
They like Bepo. And only Bepo. But seriously, who could hate Bepo? Bunch of goofs excited at their captains gaining infamy. Dorks.
#bepo one piece#one piece killer#massacre soldier killer#killer one piece#kid pirates#one piece#bubblegum one piece
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Headcanon:
EustASS Kid wears that big fluffy coat to hide his big fluffy butt. He flusters easily.
Looks as though he's about to bust it down for us. Gawk at all that delicious cake. Would it be red velvet perhaps? Yummy thoughts for hungry thots.
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Nicknames
I belive that Kid calls Law Twat-falger when he's being a dick. It's a term of endearment.
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Maybe...
One day I use this for more than just liking pretty pictures. Ask whatever you like. I'll answer when I'm free.
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