#the marauders

[doodlemcjazzhands]

[notanupstandingcitizen]

using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

[outromoony]

“Not everything is about wolfstar”

Wrong. My coffee? Wolfstar. The wind? Wolfstar. My existential dread at 3am? Also wolfstar.

[stagprongs]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

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the pookies

[art by @/peachrtistic]

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[my-castles-crumbling]

health - jegulus - @into-the-jeggyverse - word count: 373

“Well, Mister Black,” Madame Pomfrey said lightly, stepping back from Regulus and giving him a look, “you’re in perfect health. Just as I told you you would be before you forced me to examine you.”

But Regulus refused to believe it. “Do it again,” he demanded, not budging from the Hospital Wing cot. “Your spells must be wrong. I’m…sick. Disturbed. Something is wrong, please–”

“My spells are not wrong, Mister Black,” Ponfrey snapped, looking offended. “And as much as I’d like to help you, I can’t do anything if you insist on keeping your symptoms a secret.”

“Madness, I told you!” Regulus nearly-shouted, heart hammering as he glanced around the room nervously. “I…I’m having…feelings. Feelings that are entirely uncharacteristic and…and impossible!”

“Feelings,” Pomfrey repeated skeptically. “Be more specific, Black, or I’ll have to kick you out of my ward. Having feelings isn’t a sign of madness.”

He didn’t bother telling her that for him, any feelings were odd. He focused instead on the reason that he’d panicked enough to bring himself there. “Listen, I…” he shuddered, hating himself for having to say this aloud. It was obvious he was sick, or cursed, or poisoned, and when he was finally cured, it would be even more mortifying to look back on this moment. “...I think I fancy James Potter.”

Pomfrey gaped at him. Which, admittedly, made Regulus feel better. At least she understood the gravity of the situation. “See!? Madness! I can’t–”

But then she sighed an impatient sigh. “Mister Black, you are a teenage boy. Crushes are absolutely normal,” the Mediwitch said in an infuriatingly gentle tone.

“Not crushes on him!” Regulus hissed desperately.

But it was no use. The woman just laughed and started walking away. “Good luck, Mister Black. I agree, love can definitely feel maddening sometimes.”

Regulus was about to run after her. To insist on a second opinion. But a little laugh from behind a curtained bed made him stiffen. “Who’s there?” he demanded, body going cold.

Of course it was Remus Lupin who pulled the curtain back, grinning widely. “I fucking knew it,” he said triumphantly.

Regulus decided it was a very good thing they were already in the Hospital Wing, because he was about to kill Remus.

[fircbolts]

Harry & padfoot <3

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking?

James: I think it's called sensory overload it's really common in people with anxiety

James: It can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or even dehydration

Regulus: Thanks I thought I was just a bitch

Barty *appearing from thin air*: yeah that too

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[mushroom-enby]

Leaving fic ideas here for y'all

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

[maxxipadfoot]

sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take

sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK

remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF

[deswhomst]

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red string of fate au where james is sick and tired™ of having to wait for destiny to bring his soulmate to him.

especially because in this universe the intensity of the red in your string shows if you are close to your other half (bright red when you are really close, but a maroon-ish color when far)

also, only you can see your own string, and the only part that's truly visible is what's tied on your pinky finger and a bit of the loose part, but it's just a couple inches of it that then turns invisible so it's not a bother.

so! james' string is bright bright red, like BRIGHT red. his soulmate is close but he has no way to find out who it is until "the right moment" which is when he and his soulmate get to hold hands for the first time.

james tried to hold hands with EVERYONE (who was willing and with a bright string as well, he's not daft) on the gryffindor tower, his quidditch team, and even some students from other houses who he has classes with.

results: nothing.

he gets so riled up and impatient, that one day he just snaps.

which means: he goes to the great hall for breakfast (because everyone is there), sits at the very beginning of the gryffindor table (to have everyone in his field of vision), grabs as much of his red string as he can (so, right before it becomes invisible) and. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

two things happen in like two seconds.

one. regulus black, who was just about to leave the great hall, is yanked backwards and barely caught by barty before he hits the ground. his arm painfully stretched to james' direction.

two. before james can finish processing that what the fuck, regulus black is his soulmate and sirius is going to murder him. regulus manages to stand back up properly, stares at his pinky like it has personally offended him, and. also. pulls. like. a. motherfucker.

so james also gets yanked, only that, as he was still stunned from what just happened, he gets pulled out of his seat and dragged for maybe five steps towards regulus. arm painfully stretched towards him.

sirius, who has been watching everything, loses his shit.

[vcvand]

1: Jegulus and Wolfstar CODDED

2: love the implication that a single fucking can turn a person into murderer

nowhere else on the internet can you get content like this