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This!! Also, he didn't drown! He was dragged under by the inferi! I'd like to see anyone surviving that!

the waterification of regulus black in this fandom is criminal btw

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Guess who's writing her first Moonwater!

The emergency light kicks in, so when he looks up, he can clearly read the concern on the face of his savior. While he’s grateful for Remus’ intervention, he can’t say the same about the proximity in which the action has brought them. They’re standing so close, Remus’ hands resting on Regulus’ shoulders, the tips of their toes touching. Through the shoes. There’s nothing remotely sexy or arousing about toes or shoes touching, yet a streak of want blazes through Regulus, so intense it leaves him light-headed.

“The elevator is on the fritz again,” Remus says. His hands don’t move.

Correction, they don’t move away, but they begin stroking up and down Regulus’ arms, not improving the needy situation he has going on in the slightest. 

“It’s a piece of rubbish,” he agrees in a daze. 

“The building management should’ve replaced it years ago, but,” Remus shrugs, his palms not budging from their spot, “you know how it is. Budget cuts.”

“Yes,” Regulus echoes. His mind short-circuited under the gentleness of Remus’ touch. “Budget cuts.” A tendril of common sense slithers in. “Could also be a brown-out. I’ve heard a warning on the news.”

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James Potter, a fascist? My brother in Christ, he broke wizard law to become emotional support venison.

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James, looking pointedly at Regulus: the existence of Longbottom implies the existence of Shorttop.

Regulus: I'm willing to put your hypothesis to the test

Barty: (Cheering)

Sirius: (Gagging in the background)

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I'm excited!

Hello Wolfstar Lovers!

Tired of fests and events yet? No? Neither are we!

Introducing the Old Dogs Fest 2026!

This Valentine’s Day, we intend to celebrate older Wolfstar in all of their (dubious) glory!

Below you can find our schedule, and here you can find our Linktree with all of the fest’s social media accounts and our Guidebook in it. Discord server coming very soon...

We hope you’ll all join us!

Your Mods, @goldenprophetwrites @tealeavesandtrash (tumblr) @magicbeings (tiktok) @ixiedust-writes (instagram)

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Regulus Black with Duchenne muscular dystrophy who spends most of his teenage years confined to a bed, hopelessly crushing on the handsome best friend of his brother who often keeps him company.

He passed away a day before his eighteenth birthday, never telling James how he feels about him.

James spends the rest of his life mourning the only boy he ever loved

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Sirius: Hey Reggie, do you think I look better in person or in pictures ?

Regulus: In theory

Sirius:…

Regulus: In the dark too

Sirius: Hell is filled with people like you

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“i don’t have favorites—” well i DO and everyone should know that it’s jegulus

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My sister, who knows I write explicit fanfiction but doesn't know any details accused me of writing softcore porn yesterday.

That really offended me.

All of my porn is hardcore.

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James: what if nebulas are just god farts?

Regulus: for crying out loud it's 3am, just go to sleep

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Always remember. Regulus Black is happy, healthy, alive, and getting railed by James Potter on a daily basis.

every day someone on this app will remind you that regulus black is dead. do NOT believe them. stay happy

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2025 in a nutshell

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A new chapter of TCOS is out! Enjoy (hopefully).

“You’re telling me you and Sirius invented an entirely new way of communicating while using an extremely advanced spell like core entanglement because you couldn’t bear not to speak to each other for an hour? James, has anyone ever told you that you and my brother are inordinately co-dependent?”

James shrugs, but he has the good grace to look sheepish. “Possibly. But it comes in handy now. Or am I wrong?”

“No. You’re not.” Regulus won’t be so petty as to not acknowledge the usefulness of the device. “How do you end the call?”

“Marauder out.”

Regulus does as advised, even though he doesn’t forgo an eye-roll at the ridiculous line, and sets the mirror on the table. 

“Thank you,” he forces himself to say before dusting a kiss over James’ lips. 

He means for it to be short and sweet, nothing more than a show of gratitude, but then James threads his fingers into Regulus’ hair, drawing him closer, and Regulus’ intentions fly out the window. He whines into his mouth and lets James’ tongue explore with liquid strokes and teasing licks that until time loses all meaning and Regulus can’t help begging for more.

When they break apart, he’s flushed all over, his lungs working overtime to recover, and James isn’t faring any better. 

“You can thank me like this whenever you want.”

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This fest has been such a joy to follow! (I still have a bunch of fics to read.) Thanks for all your hard work and for bringing it to us! ❤️

Hello Moony Lovers,

After a month of being treated to daily Moony content, the final day of posting has arrived!

With 105 brand new works out in the world celebrating our favourite guy, we'd like to extend a massive thank you to all of the creators for sharing your wonderful stories and art, and to everyone who has been engaging with the fest. We continue to be blown away by your support and excitement 🤍

Quick reminder that all creators will be revealed on 14.08 at 4pm BST! Until then, there's lots of Moony content to devour!!

Love,

Your Mods

Kiki, Maddy, Rach & Val 🌙 xx

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Can we go 1, 1 day without the ugly orange potato dominating the news cycle with its stupidity? Pretty please 😭

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Voldemort: Did you take out Potter as I requested?

Regulus: He has been taken out, yes.

Voldemort: You have my grat-

Regulus: It was a great restaurant.

Regulus: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Regulus: James proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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multishippers are actually the nicest people in this fandom but some people aren't ready for that conversation