#regulus black is a little shit

[yourgalgremlin]

Creep hitting on Regulus @ the bar:

GUY: What’s your body count, beautiful?

REG: That depends.

GUY: On what?

REG: Wether you’re asking how many guys I’ve “taken home” or how many I’ve taken out ☠️

REG (whispers): Both are higher than you’d think.

JAMES: …I want him in a way that’s concerning to my life expectancy.

[fiasco95]

Peter betraying James…but not like the way you think. Regulus and Sirius live together.

Regulus, greeting the Marauders on his way out: Remus. Peter. Potter.

James: Wha— Why am I still ‘Potter’ but Pete’s Peter???

Peter: Reg and I have bonded. We’ve shared a joint. Staple of friendship.

Peter, turning to Reg as he gets ready to leave: Actually, hey Regulus— if your date tonight doesn’t work out then wanna go on a date with me?

Regulus: Yeah, sure why not?

Peter, grinning at James: How about that Prongs? I’ve been friends with Regulus for 72 hours and I’ve secured a sure-why-not-date with him.

James: You—

Peter, with a menacing smile: And you who’s had a crush on him for who-knows how long….has accomplished what?

James, looking horrified: TRAITOR! I’VE BEEN BETRAYED!!!! TREASON—!

Peter, losing his absolute shit:

Bonus

Sirius, watching from the sitting room: Do I even want to know?

Remus: No. No you don’t, sweetheart.

[my-castles-crumbling]

desk - December 16 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - NSFW (suggestive) - word count: 187

"Jamie..."

James turned, biting his lower lip, willing himself to have even an ounce of self-control.

His stomach dropped when he saw his boyfriend standing in the doorway wearing only one of James's oversized t-shirts, underwear, and a knowing smirk.

"Y-yes?" he asked, gripping the armrests of his chair.

"I'm bored. You've been working for so long," Regulus drawled, walking slowly closer, allowing James plenty of time to get a clear view of the way his body looked in James's clothes.

"I kn-I know," James answered dazedly, having to clear his throat after the first try because his words caught. "I just have one more report to finish, love..." he gestured to the papers he'd been scribbling on, trying to remember why they were that important in the first place.

"But James...I'm bored," Regulus said slowly, frowning and raising his eyebrows as he stopped right in front of James and crossed his arms. "And I think only an idiot would choose to do a report on that desk when they could do me on that desk instead. Are you an idiot?"

James Potter was not an idiot.

[chasingthestarss]

James Potter is a weak man! Not because he is actually weak but because he has no resistance to puppy dog eyes or crying or anything really.

Sirius asks James to pull a prank on the Slytherins and James says no he’s a little busy with quidditch and Sirius just tilts his head with a frown and James gives in EVERY time.

Peter invited James to play chess but James already has plans so Peter just nods and looks resigned to his fate and James cracks.

Regulus however, he is the worst. Because he cries. And he can full on sob to get James to do whatever he wants. He can’t resist Regulus with tears in his eyes much less with tears running down his cheeks.

James Potter is a weak man but he is completely fine with it

[antsrust]

Hockey Player!James x Figure Skater!Regulus

These took me so long but I absolutely love how they turned out. I have a whole fic about them planned out in my head but I cannot be bothered to actually write it lol

[dreamer0903]

*Jegulus texting*

James: Reggieee

James: Reggie, what are you doing?? :)

James: Reggie why aren't you answering??

Regulus: Can't find my phone, maybe I'll text you when I find it.

James: Oh,ok , don't worry love

*3 hours later*

James: did you find it yet?

Regulus: no.

James: Dammit :(

[yvieliny]

Shit my friends have said but as the marauders pt.9

James: You know Peter why don’t you create a discord account it is fun

Remus: Yeah me, James, Sirius, Barry and Reggie always stay up late and chat there as we play games it is cool you should join

Peter: Yeah no thanks, I am lowkey traumatized by it

Regulus: Why? It is like FaceTime

Peter: You wouldn’t understand….

Sirius: Try us mate, we are your pals

Peter sighs and closes his eyes

Peter: It’s because you can see what your friends are going like if Barty is playing valorant it says what he is doing so I am afraid that if I am watching porn it will say and all you you guys will know I am…you know

James:

Remus:

Sirius:

Regulus:



Barty: Since no one is going to say it, What. The. Fuck

Sirius leans in to whisper to James

Sirius: Can you guys really see when I?…

James: I don’t know, I hope not…I hope you guys don’t see the pages I look at

Sirius: What? Hot white black haired twinks.com? (Sirius teasingly said describing himself)

James eyes widened and he turn to look at Sirius quickly

James: Wh- How?…How did you know?.. (He thinks Sirius meant Regulus)

Sirius mouth hangs open as Remus and Regulus face palm

Remus and Regulus: Idiots

[mo0ns-and-stars]

Imagine James beeing all clingy going up to Regulus everyday asking him how he's doing and all. Regulus ofc always dismisses him rather harsh so for one day James decides to stop and leave him alone just to see what happens. Then to everyones but Sirius surprise (cus he knows his brother is a little shit) Regulus freaks out thinking something happened to James or that he did something wrong and WHY IS JAMES NOT HERE HE'S USUALLY WITH ME BY NOW TALK TO ME JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

[marlsswrites]

Summer camp AU, part 10!!

July 10th <3

Marathon - @jegulus-microfic - words: 1020

First part Previous part

It was a beautiful, hot, summers day. What Regulus would normally love to do on a day like this, would be to lounge around in the shade, his fair complexion turns the colour of a tomato in the sun way too fast for his liking, grab a good book, and finish it before going to sleep.

But like he said, that's his ideal day if he wasn't at a summer camp in the middle of August. That is why right now, he's watching kids wait around and chatter excitedly about the water fight that James had been planning all morning. They had water balloons, water guns, actual buckets of water, quite literally everything.

James did receive a lecture on the water guns from Regulus after he shot the younger boy with one of them, he said it was 'by accident' but it most certainly wasn't judging from the shit eating grin on the other boys face as he bit his lip to tone down his smile. Admittedly, that made Regulus fucking crumble on the spot the way he sucked his lip through his teeth.

"Are you ready?" James bounced at his side, tugging at his arm to pull him up from the table. Regulus obliged in a second, letting James drag him up from his seat, only receiving an eyebrow raise from Regulus in return.

"Ready for what exactly? To watch teenagers throw water at each other?" He sarcastically remarked, waving his silver ringed hands at the group of kids.

"Nope." He patted Regulus on the shoulder and popped the 'P' at the end of his statement. "Hayley merely suggested that we join in, so we are." Beaming, the other boy watched as Regulus' face turned from bored to fuming within a few seconds of each other. "Oh no-"

"James fucking Potter, you actual idiot. I will not be-"

James cut him off, pouting and offering his best puppy eyes look as he tugged on a black silky ringlet falling in front of Regulus' eyes. "Please?"

Mesmerised, Regulus stood there and gazed into every aspect of James' face. He could feel James' slightly cool fingertips on his cheek, he could see his ring adorned thumb right in front of his eyes, he swore he could even hear his own heart beating in his reddening ears. God, he's angelic, Regulus was sure if you looked close enough you could see the man glowing. His face was the definition of ethereal, skin turned golden brown in the hazy morning sunlight, eyes hooded and wide as a curious child's.

At that moment in time, he felt a freezing, stinging, splash at the back of his head. He whipped around, forcing James' sinful hand away from his face, now turning to see a boy with mousy brown messy hair, stood tall and grinning at him.

"Don't be a wimp, come on Regulus!" His sly smirk widened. Regulus turned back to face James, who had stuffed his fist over his mouth which was failing to hide his matched smirk to the younger boy.

"Oh god there's two of them." Regulus looked at James, pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. Now he just purposely locked eyes with James before yelling. "Whoever targets James gets extra marshmallows tonight!"

That was all it took for the kids to scramble up, loading their water guns in the clear blue lake and picked up their buckets of water balloons, then firing them at a running James, who clumsily flipped Regulus off over his shoulder before attempting to run away again.

Satisfied with himself, Regulus sat right back down on the bench, pulling his knees up to his chest and propping his head up on them.

-

Nearly fifteen minutes later, James throws his hands up in the air, collapsing on the grass in front of a smirking Regulus and throwing his head back on the floor. He closed his eyes and flapped his hands out to the side. "I surrender, or whatever! Leave me alone." He groaned and brought his hands up to rub over his face.

"Did you have fun?" Regulus smiled down at the boy in front of him, trying his best not to fall off the bench when he noticed the way his white shirt was practically see through and clung to him like skin. Regulus could see everything, and by gods he was not complaining, the shirt sunk into the pivots on his skin and rounded at his abs and the sharp yet smooth v-line descending into his shorts.

Fuck, okay, deep breaths.

It's nothing he hasn't seen before, he's sharing a room with James, but in his defence he does react something like this every time. Normally he just opts to peeking out over the top of his book that his focus was long gone on.

"Are-" He panted. "You-" He took another breath. "Proud of yourself?" James finished, with a kick of his soaked through shoe at Regulus' leg.

"Very." Regulus declared, indeed very proudly, before snorting and deciding to slide off the bench and sit next to James.

"God, I feel like I just ran a marathon." James huffed out a long breath and picked up his very dishevelled head to look at Regulus with an almost impressed look.

Regulus ran a hand through his hair, laughing slightly. "Think you nearly did." He paused for a thought. "How far did you actually go?"

"Other side of camp." James mumbled.

Regulus bit back a now even louder laugh, judging from the fact that this is one of the largest camps in the UK, and that it took him about twenty minutes to walk to Sirius' cabin on the other side of the campus.

"I saw your friend Barty, he didn't help out though he just tried to trip me up... and succeeded." James said thoughtfully, whacking Regulus on the thigh when he started laughing.

"I'm very proud of him." Regulus tilted his head at James, who sat up, folded his arms and glared at Regulus for a record breaking five seconds before cracking a wide smile. The younger boy soon followed to match it with a fond eye roll.

Next part

[starving-marauder-lover]

Barty: Psst

Evan: (stays asleep)

Barty: Pst, hey Rosie! WAkE uP

Evan: Bee, actually shut the fuck up

Barty: But Rosieeeee, I can't sleep!

Regulus: (from his bed across the room) MAYBE IT'S THE 300 MILLIGRAMS OF CAFFEINE YOU HAD

Barty: I CAN'T HELP IT THAT YERBAS TASTE GOOD

Evan: Bee, I understand but you had it two hours before we were going to sleep?!?

Barty: Your point is?

Evan: And then ate a full pack of caffeine gummy blocks!

[themoonknowsxxx]

does anyone know what fic I’m thinking of?

It was a marauders are hockey players and reg used to play and now he’s working some office job? they’re in a school and Evan and regulus are roommates x Remus is deaf. I THINK Mary and lily are together? BUT LILY AND JAMES WERE DATING FOR A LITTLE WHILE!! and barty and Evan used to date but they broke up but I’m pretty sure they still love each other?

I can’t remember the name and I got halfway through before all of my tabs got removed 😭

[yourgalgremlin]

Regulus Black’s lil black cat animagus gets the zoomies.

That’s it. Send tweet.

[fiasco95]

Regulus is rich but doesn’t carry a wallet or cash on him. He does have a better alternative though.

Regulus: Put your hands in the hair. This is a robbery.

James, putting his hands up: Hello, to you too love.

Regulus, patting James down:

James:

James: Are you robbing me or feeling me up?

Regulus: Can’t a man do both?

James: My very lovely thieving boyfriend can.

[my-castles-crumbling]

slap - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 228

"Oh my god," James murmured, looking resolutely away from the middle of the room.

But as the bass thudded around them and the party continued, he found it more difficult to do so.

Because Regulus had, for the first time in a long time, gotten absolutely plastered. And now?

He was dancing with Barty on a table.

The two boys moved together so closely that it seemed like they were of one mind, their hips rolling together an their chests touching, matching grins on their faces. Regulus's hair was a little mussed and his shirt was riding up, and he was currently biting his bottom lip, eyes closed, his hands on Barty's waist.

And James was entranced. Because really, who wouldn't be? Regulus looked like some sort of fallen angel, dressed in all black, his beautiful skin tinged pink with drink and exertion as he moved.

But the worst part?

Every once in a while, Regulus glanced over. Looked at James. Threw him a seductive smirk that was so un-Regulus and so tempting that James almost melted to the floor with it.

"So...are you looking over there because you want to slap Crouch or snog Reg?" Remus asked from next to James, snapping him back to reality.

Clearing his throat and looking over to where Barty looked to be thoroughly enjoying himself, James shrugged and chuckled. "Both."

[chasingthestarss]

James: *rambling about something he like*

Sirius: Hey James it’s time to go

Regulus: Don’t interrupt him

Sirius: We have to go to class, I have to interrupt!

Regulus: Oh so it’s okay to miss class when you’re doing a prank but not when your best friend has something important to say? I see how it is.

Sirius: …

Sirius: You’re right, we’re not going

James: I have to go to potions

Regulus: I’ll do your homework for you, now keep talking

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

The Black Brothers having tall boyfriends and bonding over it>>>