#regulus black is a little shit

[yourgalgremlin]

The Marauders doing a crossword:

REMUS: What’s a 6 letter word for “a sexually promiscuous person”?

SIRIUS: Slutty?

JAMES: Sexpot?

REGULUS: Sirius.

REMUS:

REMUS: …all 3 of those fit ✍️

[marvelomadness06]

Dorcas: you are an awful person.

Regulus: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter

[starving-marauder-lover]

Regulus: You know how websites always offer you premium deals to improve your experience?

Lily: Yeah..?

Regulus: Well why don't they have that offer for life? My family has enough money that I'd have bought that in a heartbeat when I was still living with them!

Lily: Have you been going to therapy lately?

Regulus: Yeah, but between sessions I've also been chronically online

[mo0ns-and-stars]

Imagine James beeing all clingy going up to Regulus everyday asking him how he's doing and all. Regulus ofc always dismisses him rather harsh so for one day James decides to stop and leave him alone just to see what happens. Then to everyones but Sirius surprise (cus he knows his brother is a little shit) Regulus freaks out thinking something happened to James or that he did something wrong and WHY IS JAMES NOT HERE HE'S USUALLY WITH ME BY NOW TALK TO ME JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

[marlsswrites]

Summer camp AU, part 10!!

July 10th <3

Marathon - @jegulus-microfic - words: 1020

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It was a beautiful, hot, summers day. What Regulus would normally love to do on a day like this, would be to lounge around in the shade, his fair complexion turns the colour of a tomato in the sun way too fast for his liking, grab a good book, and finish it before going to sleep.

But like he said, that's his ideal day if he wasn't at a summer camp in the middle of August. That is why right now, he's watching kids wait around and chatter excitedly about the water fight that James had been planning all morning. They had water balloons, water guns, actual buckets of water, quite literally everything.

James did receive a lecture on the water guns from Regulus after he shot the younger boy with one of them, he said it was 'by accident' but it most certainly wasn't judging from the shit eating grin on the other boys face as he bit his lip to tone down his smile. Admittedly, that made Regulus fucking crumble on the spot the way he sucked his lip through his teeth.

"Are you ready?" James bounced at his side, tugging at his arm to pull him up from the table. Regulus obliged in a second, letting James drag him up from his seat, only receiving an eyebrow raise from Regulus in return.

"Ready for what exactly? To watch teenagers throw water at each other?" He sarcastically remarked, waving his silver ringed hands at the group of kids.

"Nope." He patted Regulus on the shoulder and popped the 'P' at the end of his statement. "Hayley merely suggested that we join in, so we are." Beaming, the other boy watched as Regulus' face turned from bored to fuming within a few seconds of each other. "Oh no-"

"James fucking Potter, you actual idiot. I will not be-"

James cut him off, pouting and offering his best puppy eyes look as he tugged on a black silky ringlet falling in front of Regulus' eyes. "Please?"

Mesmerised, Regulus stood there and gazed into every aspect of James' face. He could feel James' slightly cool fingertips on his cheek, he could see his ring adorned thumb right in front of his eyes, he swore he could even hear his own heart beating in his reddening ears. God, he's angelic, Regulus was sure if you looked close enough you could see the man glowing. His face was the definition of ethereal, skin turned golden brown in the hazy morning sunlight, eyes hooded and wide as a curious child's.

At that moment in time, he felt a freezing, stinging, splash at the back of his head. He whipped around, forcing James' sinful hand away from his face, now turning to see a boy with mousy brown messy hair, stood tall and grinning at him.

"Don't be a wimp, come on Regulus!" His sly smirk widened. Regulus turned back to face James, who had stuffed his fist over his mouth which was failing to hide his matched smirk to the younger boy.

"Oh god there's two of them." Regulus looked at James, pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. Now he just purposely locked eyes with James before yelling. "Whoever targets James gets extra marshmallows tonight!"

That was all it took for the kids to scramble up, loading their water guns in the clear blue lake and picked up their buckets of water balloons, then firing them at a running James, who clumsily flipped Regulus off over his shoulder before attempting to run away again.

Satisfied with himself, Regulus sat right back down on the bench, pulling his knees up to his chest and propping his head up on them.

-

Nearly fifteen minutes later, James throws his hands up in the air, collapsing on the grass in front of a smirking Regulus and throwing his head back on the floor. He closed his eyes and flapped his hands out to the side. "I surrender, or whatever! Leave me alone." He groaned and brought his hands up to rub over his face.

"Did you have fun?" Regulus smiled down at the boy in front of him, trying his best not to fall off the bench when he noticed the way his white shirt was practically see through and clung to him like skin. Regulus could see everything, and by gods he was not complaining, the shirt sunk into the pivots on his skin and rounded at his abs and the sharp yet smooth v-line descending into his shorts.

Fuck, okay, deep breaths.

It's nothing he hasn't seen before, he's sharing a room with James, but in his defence he does react something like this every time. Normally he just opts to peeking out over the top of his book that his focus was long gone on.

"Are-" He panted. "You-" He took another breath. "Proud of yourself?" James finished, with a kick of his soaked through shoe at Regulus' leg.

"Very." Regulus declared, indeed very proudly, before snorting and deciding to slide off the bench and sit next to James.

"God, I feel like I just ran a marathon." James huffed out a long breath and picked up his very dishevelled head to look at Regulus with an almost impressed look.

Regulus ran a hand through his hair, laughing slightly. "Think you nearly did." He paused for a thought. "How far did you actually go?"

"Other side of camp." James mumbled.

Regulus bit back a now even louder laugh, judging from the fact that this is one of the largest camps in the UK, and that it took him about twenty minutes to walk to Sirius' cabin on the other side of the campus.

"I saw your friend Barty, he didn't help out though he just tried to trip me up... and succeeded." James said thoughtfully, whacking Regulus on the thigh when he started laughing.

"I'm very proud of him." Regulus tilted his head at James, who sat up, folded his arms and glared at Regulus for a record breaking five seconds before cracking a wide smile. The younger boy soon followed to match it with a fond eye roll.

Next part

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Regulus: if I'm being extra sarcastic to you, it either means I like you, or you're annoying me too much and I can't handle your shit. Good luck figuring out which one.

[themaraudersconstellation]

regulus black (and me)

[lying-onthe-couch]

I feel weird because I'm a 22 year old that is emotionally dependent on a fictional character that is part of a very very minor plot line in the original work.

Like, wtf!? I literally not failed one of my courses because if regulus black saw me give into my anxiety he would understand but tell to keep going no matter what. He would shake me and tell me I'm stronger that my demons. That he only likes competent people and I was behaving stupidly. And then hug after my shock and help me finish it.

Just so you understand THE THOUGHT OF REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK being disappointed in me gave me strength to stay up until 4 am to finish my final project.

That little emo shit has me graped around his little finger and he's death (and fictional)

[itsjustfire4]

Regulus Black would always use incbrebily large words that no one knows the definition of and when he is told he should use normal words he just says “its not my fault you’re all incompetent.”

(Let me kniw if you want some scenerios bc i have a whole think of fancy words that I want to use)

[yourgalgremlin]

& Sirius is like “Excellent point, we need to domesticate them.”

[marvelomadness06]

Headcannon that Regulus was allergic to all sorts of things, but especially cumin, for some odd reason.

But he carried around an epipen in his pocket (always) as James loved to cook with cumin, being unaware of this allergy, and Regulus simply cannot tell him no.

[lilyevansmywife]

James: so you have to add these numbers then multiply and GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR HAIR IT LOOKS AMAZING

Regulus: um

Regulus: washed it?

Regulus: try

[regulusttars]

James is bright ...??

Euphemia : James is my best and brightest child

Regulus : your best and brightest child is shoving a fork in the outlet while Sirius and Peter watch

Remus : *regrets his choice in friends*

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

Someone: In my hand I've got all your mentall illnesses-

Reggie: GIVE THEM BACK! They were a gift from my mother.

[moonyspadfoot793]

When you've been in the marauders fandom for just over a year and have only just started reading Crimson Rivers

[actuallyitskal]

is it better to speak or die?

sirius: speak. always speak. shout it from the rooftops if you must.

regulus: i'd rather die on my own terms then be killed for speaking.