#gay dead wizards

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barty who isn't brave enough to tell evan he likes him, that he's obsessed with him, honestly, but that doesn't stop him from doing things to "mark" and be "marked" by evan.

it's on the tiny things.

he switched their ties once, and they are the school ones, mind you, they look the same. but barty knows. evan has his tie and, being the pureblood he is, he wears it religiously. every morning he takes some extra minutes to put it on properly, carefully, with swift hands and a tiny frown while looking in the mirror. if barty thinks about it too much, he grows dizzy. no one would get it.

then it's on the blunts he shares with him, he tells everyone he gets them from some muggle bloke. that's half true, he gets some of the already-made blunts from the muggle bloke, but he also gets the raw materials, those are for evan. he hand makes every blunt for him, and gets a raw sense of satisfaction whenever he sees them pressed on evan's lips.

when barty dyed the tips of his hair green, he told everyone it was because he was a proud snake, and no one doubted that. they don't know it's because evan told him he would look good with them. it happened at a party, they were incredibly drunk and too close, evan just kept staring at him and then dared to touch his hair, going through the strands with a tenderness barty hasn't felt in his whole life, and then murmured he would look good in green. so barty dyed his hair in green.

then evan once gave him a little bracelet, he was practicing for pandora's birthday gift, wanting to transfigurate twigs and leaves to look like jewels but keeping the nature aesthetic. there were several attempts and evan gave him one. it was beautiful, the green leaves shined like emeralds but he miscalculated and they looked way too metallic, so he gave it to barty ("it matches your aesthetic more", he said).

and barty wears it on his ankle, he never takes it off, really.

it's the tiny things

[sunseekerchild]

James: Why are you in the kitchen at 3 AM?

Remus with a bowl of cereal: I have no control over my life.

[calmlyerratic]

mood.

[theprongspotter]

Gray: Sirius

Blue: Remus

[unholy-stick-soup]

men are so cool, whenever i have one in my bed, im like blown away by the size of them. its like meeting a cow irl

[nonbinary-potatoes]

My frakenstein monster <3

Deer attractant

[leleleonora]

Sweethearts

[probs-reading]

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

[lena15-08]

Ok but imagine, James following Regulus around like the loverboy he is around hogwarts.

And Regulus pouring out compliments in french but making it sound like insults because he is not ready give in to him yet.

So James just thinks he's actually muttering abt how annoying he is.

And one day, after months of pestering, Regulus says "i love you" in french and makes it sound like an insult but James stops in his tracks, because he has heard Sirius say those exact words to Remus and knows what it means.

He just smiles tho, cause obviously Regulus isnt ready to commit to him yet if he didnt say it in english. So he smiles and keeps following him around.

[inkpads]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[stargazingtranquility]

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

[sunseekerchild]

Having a friend group of people that knows the marauders and every single person kins a different character is not for the weak. (I keep fighting with the Sirius' kinnie, he wants to kill me every time I'm near the James' kinnie. Send help -regulus kinnie)

[ecstarry]

regulus being an absolute menace when drunk, he has never heard of personal space, not with james. there is nothing that will stand between him and his man. like clingy does not cut it, he is fully attempting to climb james every chance he gets but james loves this so much, he's happy to be a tree for reg to climb, his lap's only purpose is to be a seat for reg and he does not need his hands for anything other than touching his boyfriend all the fucking time

[theprongspotter]

James to Regulus: