#dead wizards from the 70s

[basically-a-vampire]

“Platonic moonwater” this “platonic prongsfoot” that

They’re kissing as we speak wdym

[sunseekerchild]

Sirius: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

[hexa-ro]

Moonwater Micro Fic, NSFW, 502 Word Count

This one is probably the kinkiest micro I've posted on Tumblr...

Don’t ask why they decided the green house was the best place for this. 

Maybe it has something to do with the increasing suspicion from both of their friend groups, or the length with which the other prefects go to catch couples snogging.

Regardless, neither of them really think about it as they stumble through the doors and Regulus gets deposited on a random workbench, his tie loosened and Remus’ mouth overtaking him like a man starved. 

Regulus’ hands immediately make their way under the sweater Remus is buried in, fingers searching, scratching, and applying pressure as he sees fit. 

As Regulus continues his ministrations, his hand wanders lower “You want me to touch you, Remus?” his hand slips into the front of the other’s trousers, “Is that why you muttered that filth in my ear in the middle of the corridor?”

“Reg,” Remus mumbles, burying his face into his neck, moving his hands to settle on his hips “please…” 

“You should’ve stopped to think before saying those nasty things, my love,” he runs his fingers through the patch of hair at his base. “What would you do if I just left you like this, hard and leaking in your briefs, hmm?”

“No, no, please– Reg please,” he gasps, Regulus’ pointer finger traveling down the underside of his cock. 

Regulus hums, “I’ll punish you later, then.” He wraps his fist around Remus, “I have some especially pretty things tucked away for you. I can see it now; you spread out below me, delicate lace covering your flushed chest...”

He starts moving slowly, his grip loose. A frustrated groan leaves Remus and Regulus tsks, “You don’t get to complain right now, love. This is your fault.” 

He speeds up his strokes incrementally, rubbing his palm over Remus’ head on every upstroke. His body spasms and he pants into Regulus’ neck as he gets closer, soft ah’s and oh’s escaping his mouth.

After a couple more seconds Regulus uses his unoccupied hand to grab Remus’ jaw, bringing his eyes up to meet his own, “tell me how much you need it, pet.”

His pace picks up quickly, Remus crying out and collapsing forward against the workbench. 

“Please, please Reg— Regulus..” he gasps, “I need it, I need to cum, please.” 

“And what have you learned?” He speeds up a little more, pressing his forehead against Remus’, "what are you not going to do in the future, pet?” 

“To n-not,” he fights the urge to thrust into Regulus’ grip, “don’t say dirty things to you in the c-corridor, or try to distract y-you.” 

“You can cum whenever you need, my love.” He releases the grasp on Remus’ chin.

All it takes is a couple more strokes and Remus finishes over Regulus’ closed fist and his own briefs, gasping for air as he grips onto the edge of the table.

“Merlin…” he huffs, still panting as he looks up to Regulus, “t-the lace… you really meant that?” 

Regulus smirks, kissing him softly “Every word, Remus.” 

[foolmemywitch]

Grocery Shopping

[aelia-posts]

Rip Sirius, you would have loved showing off during the Yule Ball

[dorasoracle]

yeah I love James as an Apollo kid, or a Hephaestus' one or an Hermes one ... BUT WHAT ABOUT NIKE'S KID JAMES POTTER ?!

[eweexiy]

*the black brothers gossiping in french*

sirius: who's the hottest guy in school?

regulus: my james, of course.

sirius: no, you're dating him, it doesn't count-

regulus: your boyfriend.

sirius: WHAT-

*regulus looks slyly at lupin and grins*

*remus and james, who don't speak french, look at each other nervously and uncomprehendingly*

black brothers; wolfstar; jegulus;

[starlittragedies]

a lot of people tended to say that sirius and regulus looked alike, but the marauders and their friends never quite believed it. they looked much to different with one brother being so expressive with his facial features and the other wearing a mask that never slips.

it wasn’t until one day when barty had managed to convince regulus to pull a cute little joke on evan which then led to evan chasing them down the halls of hogwarts with nothing but murder on his mind. while running they managed to run into the posse of gryffindors as well as dorcas who was with them, and while passing, the group (bar dorcas) had to do a double take because the boy that had just passed them with a mischievous smile plastered on his face looked just like sirius.

[moonlitkihu]

Remus: Do you wanna know how to make an idiot say how?

Sirius: How?

James and Remus dying and wheezing

Sirius ‘still doesn’t get it’ Black: HOW??!

[sunseekerchild]

Dorcas: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Barty: weak, I sleep with two.

James: you're both pathetic.

Barty: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

James: Regulus.

[littleliterarylesbian]

Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!

Regulus: Whore.

Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?

[fallintomidnight]

Ask 'how is your hip?" in front of your mirror 3 times and Remus Lupin would appear in the mirror to tell "your mother didn't love you".

[sunflower-daydreamxoxo]

Remus lupin is a top. fight me.

[dorasoracle]

Regulus and Remus HAD a crush on each other on the SAME period .

Third year for Regulus and Fourth year for Remus.

Regulus gay awerning was Remus , and Remus first real crush was Regulus.

They were paired for commenting quidditch matches when Regulus had a broken wrist when he returned Hogwarts that year.

They commented together, and they were hilarious, they had the sarcasm and the passion.

Peter and Pandora were the true victims of this, Dora listened to Regulus rambling about Remus' welsh accent and Peter listened to Remus about Regulus' eyes.

They shared cigarettes ( Remus cigarettes which for casualties were always few of them so they had to share them instead of each having one ) , they walked down together a little later than other students because none of them wanted to leave actually, Regulus was gifted one of Remus sweathers by Remus himself one day in winter.

When Regulus wrist was okay, Remus thought that they would stop talking, instead Regulus always asked him if he was the one commenting on the match and once he said that Remus gave him luck ( Remus cried thank you , Peter wanted to suicide ) .

Passing fourth/third year their situation becomes purely friendly, they still have that strange connection but only as friends.

In Fifth Remus started dating Sirius and Regulus started to like James ( Pandora first thought was to suicide ) .

Years later one evening someone asked Regulus who has been his gay awakening and he answered that it was Remus in his third year.

Peter almost suffocated , and Remus said that in the same period he had a crush on Regulus. ( Regulus laughed the HARDEST in his entire life , Remus with him , Pandora and Peter they sighed damn loud )

When the others asked why they didn't confess, they both answered that they thought the other was being friendly.

Barty cried because ( his literal words ) : ' We could have the hottest couple of Hogwarts , Merlin and Morgana both ' .

Regulus and Remus both laughed ( Sirius and James were having an aneurysm ) .

[lovesickmarauders]

Rip remus lupin you would've loved googling your point to prove you were right