#dead wizards from the 70s

[eweexiy]

*the black brothers gossiping in french*

sirius: who's the hottest guy in school?

regulus: my james, of course.

sirius: no, you're dating him, it doesn't count-

regulus: your boyfriend.

sirius: WHAT-

*regulus looks slyly at lupin and grins*

*remus and james, who don't speak french, look at each other nervously and uncomprehendingly*

black brothers; wolfstar; jegulus;

[sunseekerchild]

James: Why are you in the kitchen at 3 AM?

Remus with a bowl of cereal: I have no control over my life.

[calmlyerratic]

mood.

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

mary is a #ihatemybf supporter guys trust

you know how in fics mary and sirius always get together for like a week? yeah this is how i imagine her…tired and unimpressed LMAO

[wisdomjoestarrr]

regulus, james, and remus play blooket

Me and my other marauders obsessed friend convinced our one friend to be remus

[starlittragedies]

a lot of people tended to say that sirius and regulus looked alike, but the marauders and their friends never quite believed it. they looked much to different with one brother being so expressive with his facial features and the other wearing a mask that never slips.

it wasn’t until one day when barty had managed to convince regulus to pull a cute little joke on evan which then led to evan chasing them down the halls of hogwarts with nothing but murder on his mind. while running they managed to run into the posse of gryffindors as well as dorcas who was with them, and while passing, the group (bar dorcas) had to do a double take because the boy that had just passed them with a mischievous smile plastered on his face looked just like sirius.

[moonlitkihu]

Remus: Do you wanna know how to make an idiot say how?

Sirius: How?

James and Remus dying and wheezing

Sirius ‘still doesn’t get it’ Black: HOW??!

[littleliterarylesbian]

Sirius: And now! I must leave! My darling Moonbeam needs me!

Regulus: Whore.

Regulus: Oh my god, who said that?

[ghosteccedentesiast]

*Just the slytherin skittles playing truth or dare*

Barty: Truth or dare Regulus?

Regulus: Truth

Barty: Do you want to kiss Potter?

Regulus: Actually dare

Barty: I dare you to kiss Potter!

Regulus: Never have I ever!

Barty: Thats not the god-damn game!

Regulus: *shrugs*

Barty: Never have I ever wanted to kiss Potter!

Regulus, taking out his wand: Silenci-

*The rest just watching in amusement*

Evan: Should we inter-

Dorcas: No, Regs denial is rather amusing!

[eweexiy]

despite the fact that barty had non-traditional friends, he had an inner homophobia towards himself.

he reacted sharply to all the "gay jokes" and excessive tactility, because of his father's upbringing.

but at night, locked in the bathroom, he cried self-loathing on the cold floor, trying to figure out why he couldn't get the damn evan rosier out of his head and what was wrong with him.

barty crouch jr;

[sunseekerchild]

Having a friend group of people that knows the marauders and every single person kins a different character is not for the weak. (I keep fighting with the Sirius' kinnie, he wants to kill me every time I'm near the James' kinnie. Send help -regulus kinnie)

[fox-marauder]

"not all men" you're right remus lupin would never

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

>>pt 2

“ready to get your asses kicked??”

gee i wonder who are they playing against…

this is part one btw, i would’ve put everything together but i haven’t posted in forever sooo

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

sirius 'you dont hate me?' black & james 'you could put a knife to my throat and i'd be glad your eyes are the last thing i look at' potter.

[starlittragedies]

REGULUS IS CLINGY

i don’t care what anybody says, he is clingy !!!

especially when he was a baby, he could be compared to a duckling with how often he tailed sirius when they were younger. not to mention how often his room was left unattended on most nights after his mother sent them off to bed as he would sneak into sirius’ and then go back to his room in the wee hours of the morning.

as he grew older though he kind off rejected any physical contact, but he was still very much clingy. the only difference was he showed it through proximity not through touch.

you would catch him sitting by the black lake, under a tree with pandora just a few inches beside him, not close enough to be touching but enough to feel each others’ warmth.

you would catch him in the slytherin common room, curled up on a couch, the very same couch where evan was sitting at.

you would catch him during feasts in the great hall, sitting so closely to barty (but still have a bit of space between them) at the end of the table that he could almost fall.

you would catch him in his advanced classes with dorcas where he sits a bit closer than you would normally expect a student to do so.

his friends all know this but they never bring it up, regulus is too much of a prideful git to admit it. if they do bring it up, regulus pulls an odd explanation then gets frustrated because he doesn’t even believe it leading him to avoid any sort of proximity to the group (as the sulky boy that he is).