#headcannons

[ye-olde-tardis]

If season 2 jayce met season 1 Viktor, they would cry and kiss and be all sickly sweet with eachother

If season 2 Viktor met season 1 jayce, someone would get pegged.

[dontbesoweirdkira]

How would Platonic! Yan! Batfamily react to Reader with Narcolepsy?

A/N:Thank you for requesting. I hope I did okay with this, please respectfully correct me if I got anything wrong or unintentionally offensive with this as I do not suffer from narcolepsy.

Warnings: Toxic and abusive family dynamics, infantalization, medication tampering, worsening issues

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Requests: always open

Oh my gosh that would be the worse thing to deal with in a Yan! family. Especially with one as affectionate as them.

Can you imagine trying to avoid Dick or Tim but just falling right asleep in their arms from the stress...then when you wake up moments later, they aren't allowing you to leave their grasp...oh how terrifying that'd be.

Anyways, they are rather attentive to your needs and observant. If one of the siblings notice that you are showing signs that you will abruptly collapse, they will rush over and quickly guide you to a safe area where you can rest.

The family is very strict on not giving you certain tasks that may be hard on your body. Especially if you deal with cataplexy. If you need help with moving something, or completing a task, just ask someone. They will be very upset if you get yourself hurt.

The down side of not having great muscle control or overall weakness is the constant babying. They treat you as if you were made out of glass. It can be quite annoying when you need to strengthen your muscles even if it's very difficult for you. They also might enjoy keeping you weak and vulnerable because you have less of a chance to escape and no real ability to fight back. You are far to precious to not be in their care.

Your family is strict about not allowing you to hang out with friends and staying only in the home. Occasionally they'll allow you to have a supervised visit. They even may force you to take up schooling at home and you're not allowed to work. It's all far too dangerous when they aren't near to assist you. You cannot trust anyone outside of them.

If you suffer with hallucinations, whether that may be audio or visual, they will be very understanding. You aren't the only one in the family to suffer with symptoms like such. Many days Jason and Bruce are struggling with those things. I can't imagine anyone would poke fun, they'd just redirect you.

But his can kind of suck given that sometimes you cannot tell if something that happened was real or not. Your family may say that you were just having a hallucination but you swear that you heard them talking about tampering with your meds.

Speaking of such, they most definitely do. The medicine that is supposed to help with your EDS seems to have the opposite effect on you. Some days it seems like you've been sleeping for weeks. You swore that you feel asleep in the living room...why are you now in an entirely different sect of the mansion..???

If you suffer with memory issues, that will be a huge problem because so many things they get away with or manipulate you about and because you have no recollection of any events..you are just forced to go with it, even if your gut says something is wrong.

Sometimes the family can get a bit worried if you are up all night..they worry you might wonder off or get hurt while they are either on patrol or sleeping so one designated person must be up with you at all times.

Even when you're sleeping. Someone is monitoring you and your health. Usually Alfred or one of the siblings if they are free.

Often Tim will take the shift since he is usually home and doing work anyways. Too many times have you randomly woken up in his dark room with him in the corner watching you.

Your constant fatigue is an excuse your siblings may use to just carry you around without your consent. Yes, you were struggling up the stairs. but no. you didn't really want Dick to just come and pick you up and carry you around the house like a pet. It's worse when it's Jason because he throws you over his shoulder...he's working on it.

Alfred has a specialty diet for you, which kind of sucks sometimes when the others are eating your favorites. But it's for the best he tells you. It's supposed to help with your symptoms but...every time you eat his cooking, you just feel sick then super drowsy..Alfred says it's the adjustment period to the new diet..but you can't shake the feeling that the food is worsening your conditions

[glitchhoppp]

AFO Dfo hc/ theories 🤭🤭

These are a bit old but I loved Dfo since the beginning of the series and have loved seeing izuku and Tomura as estranged siblings

Again I like to have differentiation between yoichi's design and Tomuras, my goal with Yoichi is to make him look more like his brother then Tomura which is sort of opposite in the manga

[firefistfuck]

What music do they listen to?

Luffy: He doesn’t follow bands, he finds one song he likes and listens to it on repeat for several days til the serotonin wears off. Rinse repeat.

Zoro: Like one bands from his childhood and exclusively workout playlists

Sanji: Classical Music, occasionally rap (but ONLY from female rappers)

Robin: Another Classical fan, but also enjoys expanding her tastes regularly (likes goth stuff like bauhaus and sousxie)

Nami: Radio girlie, doesn’t really care what she’s listening to as long as it makes her happy (prefers rap tho)

Franky: Dad music taste, but like GOOD. Black Sabbath, Guns n Roses, Queen, etc. He makes his own playlists

Chopper: ajxbidiwnf I’m sorry he’d like something like Taylor Swift or Panic at the disco

Brook: The only person allowed to say “I listen to everything” because he DOES

Jimbe: For some reason I picture him really loving live stuff, so whenever he wants to listen to music he just goes to wherever Brook or Franky is and listen to them play

Ace: weirdest guy. His playlist goes from Queen to Megan TS to Kendrick to war songs from the 20s, then back to Queen, and he knows all the words to every song. (big bowie fan though)

Sabo: Charli xcx, chappel roan, HOUSE MUSIC. he was raised by a drag queen guys cmon

Law: He tells people he listens to classical music cause it makes him sound cool but he actually listens to MCR, Nirvana and Radiohead. He still listens to classical when he’s performing surgery though (it keeps him focused)

Buggy: Somehow the most audiophile out of everyone, collects first pressings of records and WILL talk for an hour about why they sound superior (likes folk, techno, anything with a weird, unusual sound)

Shanks: Doesn’t listen to music on his own much anymore :( depressed man. He just taps his foot to whatever the red-haired pirates are singing that day

Mihawk: THE goth culture gatekeeper. Has a room in his castle with a speaker surround sound where he listens to every goth and goth-adjacent band on the planet (he also loves Marilyn Manson’s music but doesn’t admit it cause he heard Marilyn was a bad guy irl)

[pmkn2-0]

supersons!! + little headcanons

Small doodle

[icycoldninja]

FLUFFCEMBER DAY#6: (Idia x Reader)

Fluff Headcannons

His response to "I love you"

-Most would assume he's just as quiet and awkward around you as he is around everyone else, but that's not true.

-Remember those memes about how introverts are crazy around people they like? Well, that's your relationship in a nutshell.

-Idia never stops nerding out when you're around, he'll blabber on about all his favorite games and his newest obsessions, give you all the deep lore on his favorite characters, and make you listen to all the songs and singers he likes. He basically acts like a Tumblr user.

-You two stay up until 4 AM or later playing video games and eating junk food together. It's an extremely unhealthy lifestyle, but it's so much fun.

-You can geek out to him whenever you want. He'll like whatever you like and rushes to check out anything you recommend to him.

-Of course you play MMOs together and have your characters wear matching outfits.

-This is already pretty much canon, but he speaks in Internet slang so you're more likely to be called "bro" than anything else.

-Lets you braid his hair whenever you want. Surprisingly, it doesn't burn you despite being made of fire.

-If you have long hair, he will definitely return the favor. You'll find yourselves sporting matching hairstyles before you know it.

-Lets you wear his hoodies because he thinks you look so cute when swallowed up in his clothes.

-Asks you to help him with his eyeliner because he likes being close to you, but is too scared to just go up and hug you, so he compromises with this.

-Loves you way more than he'll ever say aloud because his throat closes up whenever he tries to get the words out. He will find other ways to express his love though, usually through means that don't involve speaking.

-Has an insane amount of collectable plushies that he will share with you only under specific circumstances (you're feeling sad or he's in a particularly generous mood). He also has a bunch of anime dakimakuri (body pillows) that he hides from you.

[iamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Obey Me Brothers and when you feeling their sin turns them on

So as a community we’ve mostly assumed that the brothers can feel when we use or feel their sin so what about times when they get turned on when feeling you feel their sin their certain times

Btw this was written so fast it’s not even funny, it just took me a lot of time to edit and post to tumblr because I wrote this all in one day in one session

TW: GN!Reader, Nsfw not actually in there but is heavily implied and meantioned(I mean look at the title dude)

Lucifer

Lucifer gets harder when he sees and feels how prideful you are when you bottom out on dick, and gets hard when he knows you’re doing indecent stuff with his brothers and feel pride. The thought of you feeling his sin while doing something so sinful turns him on so quick

Mammon

Mammon, when he has to go somewhere with someone or for something but you don’t want him to go because he’s yours and you want him, want him now, want him under you in your arms because you’re greedy and right now you don’t want to share your first man. That gets Mammon rock fucking hard and when you are just being greedy without meaning to fuck him well he ignores that raging hard-on for more time with you. Hey, he can be greedy too~

Leviathan

Levi (Funnily enough this was just going to be a Levi thing because he’s my fave and I started off thinking/daydreaming about this idea with him but there’s potential with all the brothers), when you feel envious of whoever is with him. He feels you being envious of something or someone and turns around to look at what you’re jealous of only to see that you’re already looking in his direction, he freaks out wondering what he did only to realize the focus isn’t on him but on the person that’s with him right now instead of you and that immediately makes his cock rock hard. You mean you want to be with this smelly loser otaku and that you’re jealous of the person whose with him right now hoooooooly fuck. Also when you see his body and the rock hard abs he has despite gaming 24/7 and not doing anything compared to your body that even if you tried to reach his figure the slightest thing done wrong or not managed properly will ruin that figure gets him so fucking hard because you want his body? Holy shit you want to be like him, you want him, you’re jealous of him, well come on MC there’s something else on his body you should look at, won’t you come and see?

Satan

Satan similar to Levi gets turned on when you’re pissed at someone for being with him, or bothering him when you have his attention. You feel this for him? You’re pissed that you can’t have him all for yourself? Don’t worry you can spend all the time you want with him in his room, and while you guys are there why don’t you take care of the boner you gave him with your cute little anger. Gets hard when arguing with you, the wrath and anger you are sending in his direction is absolutely fucking delicious, he just fuck it out of you to make you pliant and calm to his whims. Satan also gets hard when you’re pissed at him for not giving you attention, well, if it’s attention you want then it’s attention you have hun! Don’t worry you’ll get love soon.

Asmodeous

Asmo is always horny and he definitely gets hard or harder when feeling your lust, you want to fuck don’t you? You want loving, don't you? Don’t worry if someone is not providing it for you he’s there to help you with it, and even if you are being assisted you’ll still find him there lurking and ready to pounce once he gets the chance to. As the avatar of lust he feels it the most and makes it his duty for it to all be okay~

Beelzebub

Beelzebub’s is when you’re already fucked out but you want more, you want more of whatever they can give you whether it’s in a sex scenario or a regular scenario, seeing you want more and more and more gets him going, you’re just like him right now, hungering for more and more even if you might not be able to take it and seeing as he’s a big boy that thought gets his dick really hard. Good luck with whatever hole you’re dealing with, or Beel’s dealing with.

Belphie

Belphie is when you’re so tired but so determined to do what you want when fucking, it’s cute to him that you’re fighting sleep because you’re so determined and so want to fuck, awwww such a little minx you are. Also loves when you’re tired and wants to fuck but has him do the work for once in his life, ofc he’ll do the week for his sleepy darling. He especially gets hard though when you’re asleep and you have wet dreams or just become incredibly horny in your sleep, because he feels that lust mixing in with your sleepy tiredness. The things you do to this sleepy boy makes him not so sleepy anymore you know~

Taglist: @kisakis-boyfriend

[hearts4werka]

BARTENDER!MATT HEADCANNONS

bartender!matt x mafiaboss!reader

nsfw content ahead, swearing, pet names, etc | wc 1,5k

English is not my first language, enjoy!

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𝐒𝐅𝐖 .ᐟ

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… first met you during one of your day-off’s at one of the events parties hosted at the bar he owns and works at as a bartender.

- I leaned against the top of the marble counter of the bar, a toothpick loosely hanging from the corner of my mouth, awaiting another guest to give me their order but also keeping an eye out for everyone until my eyes catch ahold of a woman, scanning the area around her cautiously as if seeking someone out in the crowded area until making her way over to my section of the bar I’m taking care of. She sits down on one of the chairs and sighs in exhaustion, her eyes telling me everything I need to know. “What will the pretty woman have?” I ask, tossing a loose cloth over my shoulder and taking the toothpick out of my mouth, softly throwing it into the bin closest to me, her gaze looks up at me and scans my face before speaking “One margarita, make it quick.” She demands, sliding a hundred dollar bill over on the counter as I prepare the drink. “Spoil yourself with the rest, sweetheart,” I chuckle at her generosity, now assuming she comes from the rich and thinks she is above anyone she comes across. “Oh How generous of you? but I own just enough money that I could buy that attitude off you” Her eyebrow raises in amusement, a shade of impress on her face as I slide the ready drink across the counter and she grasps the glass in her hand and takes a drink. “First time I’ve heard someone speak to me that way, mind revealing your mysterious identity?” “Matthew, the owner of the establishment you’re currently a guest in.”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… will create a special drink from one of your unique requests and put it on the menu, naming it something that reminds him of you as well as let you review the new items.

- I admire her face as I dry the freshly cleaned champagne glasses while she’s busy going over and reviewing the new menu, her eyes catching one of the new drink names, “The Killer Shot, really? That’s a name for one of the new drinks? Sounds oddly familiar.” She reads the name out loud as well as speak her opinion in a teasing tone, the one thing that really fascinated me about her is how honest she can be and careless with the words that leave her mouth, how well I can match her energy. “Yeah, cuz it’s your drink, sweetheart. After your wild drink request last night I decided to make it a real menu item and named it something that reminds me of you” I explain, leaning my body against the marble counter top which slowly became my signature move, she placed the menu down on the counter and glanced up at me with amusement on her face. “Didn’t think you could’ve listened that hard to my random wants but looks like one of us at least does”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… always finds a way to spike your temper, teasing you with the attention from other women he gets quite often which turns out into a whole jealousy fight.

- My hand tightly holds the metal bottle to not let the liquid spill from inside of the bottle, the feeling of her eyes following my every move with great detail causes a teasing smirk to tug on the corners of my lips, “Thats all you got up those sleeves?” She asks sarcastically, chuckling at how other guests who were standing the closest around also watched along, as well as other attractive women, “Didn’t think you would attract so many people’s attention with those moves” one of them walks up with echoing stomps of red bottoms and sits down next to my girl who immediately shoots her a small glare but she ignores her, with her hand extending to brush against my tatted arm, visibly seeming intoxicated and it becoming evident when she speaks. “Hey h-handsomee, you wanna get out of here?” I chuckle at her slurred suggestion, glancing over at my girl who already has hidden possessiveness burning in her eyes before going back to the lovely drunken lady. “Well I would love to, but it seems like I’m working so how about when I get off my shift?” “Oh cmon, if you ditch one day for a woman like me it won’t hurt, I promise to make it worth your time~” before a single word could leave my mouth, my girl cuts off my train of thoughts with annoyance dripping from her words as she shifts her gaze to the women. “—Am I invisible to you or did the alcohol get too much into your head, honey? I advise you move your attempts to seduce him over to the other section, that man is more into dirty hoes like you” just as soon as she came, she huffed offended and moved over to the other section of the bar including her little minions.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… loves to lighten the mood with corny dad jokes, sometimes being that stupid they just make you crack up and spare a single chuckle, even during a bad day.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… will get concerned for your well being whenever you’re in a bad mood, slightly terrified you would kill one of his guests at the bar.

- “Hello there, you doin’ fine? It’s not your usual time to storm into the bar, especially not this mad.”

“Give me some shots or I’ll actually burst a fucking blood vessel, you wouldn’t want to clean up any blood and body parts now, hm?”

“Jesus Christ— I mean yes ma’am, comin right up. Just don’t kill anyone while I’m gone, m’kay?”

“I’ll try at the least”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who... always whenever you mention a mission he is interested in, will beg for you to take him with you, secretly enjoying the image of how you would look shooting a random guy in the head.

- “Cmon, pleasee? I promise I won’t cause any trouble and I’ll stay out of most of it, I just want to see my girl in action!”

“No, I don’t want you tangled into this shit and I especially won’t be taking you on any mission that will put you in danger.”

“I’ll be just fine, I’m a grown man and can take care of myself!”

“I wouldn’t be so confident about that,“

“Hey! Don’t be a bitch now—“

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… is a total flirt and when you first met him, you thought he had at least three girlfriends and possibly a secret wife but you were proven wrong real quick.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… keeps you close to him and in his range of view whenever at any event or guest party (a mission or not) he won’t let you leave his side unless you absolutely need to.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 .ᐟ

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… helps you relax after you’ve had an intense mission with some counter head after work hours with you laying down on the counter obviously.

- My arms held onto her thighs as my mouth continued to do sinful actions between them, attacking her cunt and entrance with mass skillfulness of my tongue while audible groans vibrate against her pulsing clit. Loud moans and whimpers escape past her plush lips, only fueling me for further torture, her tangled fingers tug roughly on my brown locks. “Yeah, I still d’know how to eat pussy, hm?” I tease, low chuckles grumbling against her as I don’t plan on pulling away anytime soon, “F-fucking, god— Matt…” she tries to speak but a pleasured cry stops her midway, never would have I thought when I first saw her all stressed out leaning on the counter she’s now become a whimpering mess on, “Use your words, sweetheart, cmon don’t be like a silent little mouse.” My words cause her to make her wetter which I immediately start to attack her pussy even more with my tongue.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… adores to whisper teasing words during sex, like those words alone could make you possibly have a full blown eargasm.

- “Oh I still don’t fuck better than he did? I’ll fucking worship this pussy like a goddess if I need to cause I can be better that him, you just didn’t see that side of me yet”

“Jus’ like that, ride my cock like the mafia boss you fuckin’ are. Fuuuck.. you’re gonna fuckin’ kill me with those hips like you do your rivals, sweetheart”

“Gonna be so good for me, hm? My little bossy slut is a huge moaning mess under me now, like it when I pound into you? When I slam my cock into your weeping cunt?”

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… is a whore for counter sex, no matter what counter it is, he is already bending you over it and getting ready to fuck the shit out of you .

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… gets really turned on whenever you take control, loving how you tease him and ride him roughly while taking your frustration out on him.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… for special occasions or celebrations takes some of his expensive liquor from his office at the bar and lets you pour some of it on his dick for you to lick and clean off him.

⊹ ࣪ ˖ bartender!matt who… as well loves some good old late night car sex whenever it’s in your car, his car or on the car instead of inside and loves how you look whenever you’re sprawled on the mask of your black Mercedes while his cum drips out of you.

Written by @hearts4werka | I do not allow plagiarism nor copying my work on to any platform, ‘inspiration’ without credits nor permission is not allowed as well, please be respectful!

— 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐀’𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐃 📝 | this is inspired by @/cupiidk1lls lovely ch.ai bartender!matt bot which you should definitely go check out rn she’s totally amazingg and thanks to her for letting me use the idea so full creds goes to her, I have been going through some really rough shit right now and writing this didn’t feel that fun as it did before, I’m sorry if this is bad but the past month hasn’t been the easiest for me and especially now but I still hope y’all enjoy this.

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[echothealien]

Hedgehogs react to Cat Nip too!! :3

[lemoneyshipz]

headcannon about mairon's hair throughout history

I originally made this as a reblog of a poll about mairon's hair color but it didn't get like literally any attention so im making it into it's own post now

i imagine mairon’s hair to be the color of citrines

madeira citrine by default/before the war of wrath, and it would glow and sparkle just like the crystal in a burning golden-orange gradient

i also think during his disguise as annatar or tar-mairon his hair was a honey gold like regular citrines to cater to men and elve’s liking

And finally i think after the fall of numannor i think his hair color gradually faded with his loss of power and sanity like how the crystal’s color fades in prolonged sun exposure and all it’s left is a pale smoky grey

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Can you please write for a yandere NWH Peter Parker x reader who is smarter than him? Like they knew right away he was stalking them and played along?

Also omg I can't believe we are mutuals now, I adore your page so much <3

A/N: I hope I understood your ask properly. Aww that's super sweet! I try to follow back people who interact with my content a lot and show support back! Glad we are moots too. <3

Warnings: mentions of stalking..

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Requests: open

Okay i'm going to say on record that if I *had* to have one of the Peters as a stalker...I would want it to be his. Not because I'm a fan girl of Tom or anything but his Peter is by far the most harmless. Like if I saw Tobey's or Insomniac's spiderman stalking me, I'd be absolutely terrified. Tom's Peter is just a ray sunshine and rainbows lollll

Here's the thing, Peter cannot be stealthy to save his life. Which is rather ironic because as spiderman, he is insanely cunning...

Maybe at first he's able to tiptoe around you a little better. You might notice his presence oddly always being around,,,even at places you know he'd never go to but you brush it off. In the beginning his obsession is more like a subtle crush. He doesn't particularly act out of the ordinary when he's around you. Awkwardness, stuttering, poorly witted banter are all Peter's signature when speaking to anyone.

But you still take a mental note of his light stalking.

As he spirals deeper and his attraction towards you becomes more obvious, you know for sure that he's stalking you. It's even become more frequent. Like I said this Peter is so harmless that you just find his behaviors to be more amusing than anything. It's funny because you can tell that he thinks he's being inconspicuous but his gooey smile alone is enough to give him away. lol

You probably don't do anything about it at first, he's not really hurting you. The man just is lovesick..but maybe eventually you decide to have a bit of fun with it.

It becomes a game of making Peter as flustered as possible. Like you'll purposefully wonder into dead-ends, secluded or intimate places (libraries, locker rooms, underwear stores ect) just to catch him in the act and be like "Oh hey Pete!....whatcha doing here?" It's fun watching him freak out and created some stupid excuse. You always act oblivious and go along with his answers.

Sometimes you'll touch caress his arm, ruffle his hair, and make intentional eye contact to watch him squirm. Even choosing more endearing words that you know he'll hang on to. He's probably convinced himself that you are falling in love back. Do you understand what you are truly doing to him??

Maybe you purposefully leave your house unlocked on your blinds open to make his endeavors a bit easier. You're curious to see if he'd be willing to go far enough to actually go in your house... or photograph you from outside..

As light as he is with his steps, you can feel his presence over you as he's watching you rest...

You notice things going missing from your drawers..

It intrigues you as you watch him go from being a total creep behind you back to acting innocent in your face. He easily falls right into your traps. It's almost painful how gullible and clueless he is.

You kind of don't want to give up your act as you've become obsessed with him in your own way. Maybe not in love but just with the peculiarity of the situation... No one would believe you if you told them about this whole thing. If you weren't so calculated about it, you probably would've thought you were insane too.

It was hard not to laugh in his face when he asked for your address to pick you up for a date when you know for a fact he knows the layout of your house like the back of his hand.

Maybe you do end up giving up your cover one day. You know that he's hiding in your closet, watching you study when you finally blurt out..

"Peter, it's been months now. I know you've been stalking me. I know you're hiding in here, you can come out."

Can you imagine the pure look of fear and guilt on his face.. Peter doesn't even know how to react. Like he's fully freaking out in the closet and you can here his little curses and shuffling. He's so adorbs. "Peter...just come out" he says something stupid like "uhh it's not Peter it's...Ignacio, your....cleaning lady..??" He eventually comes out and he feels far too guilty to even look at you. If he had a tail it's be between his legs ahhh... He's completely convinced that you are going to tell him to stay away from you or yell at him.. Like it's so embarrassing how slick he thought he was.

[greattigerssimp]

Cast of punch out all getting sick? Like a cold not deathly ill! Please and thank you

Ofc! Boxers on a sick 🤢 day!

Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐

- Weak immune system, gets sick a lot

- Ugly sneezing

- Stays in very comfy pajamas all day

- Stays alone, crashes on his couch, and watches old French dramas or plays to pass the time... or if he's too lazy to turn on the television, he'll turn on his white noise and read his favorite novels

- If Kaiser happens to be with him, he'll wait on Joe hand and foot, even carrying Joe around bridal-style from room to room. He treats Joe like a sick victorian child

Von Kaiser 🇩🇪 🔩

- Has to be convinced he's sick to take the day off

- Very bored and unsatisfied; he feels lazy

- Nastiest coughs this side of the earth

- Has no choice but to be waited on by Joe. Bro has a literal French maid whenever he's sick

- Looks like this when he's sick:

Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺

- Awesome immune system, very rarely gets sick

- When he does, he'll mainly spend a weekend cooped up in his room

- Has a carefully designed low-fi playlist created specifically for sick days

- Passes the time by napping, video chatting with friends, or watching cheesy 70s and 80s movies

- Can't wear his headphones because he easily gets headaches when he's sick and wearing headphones

King Hippo 🏝 🦛

- Never gets sick, the hippo-human tribe is biologically immune to all known human diseases

- It's how he can eat literally anything and not feel pained from it

Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🍣

- Also has to be convinced he's ill to take the day off... but he's very stubborn about it.

- "I will NOT take a day o- ACHOO!!"

- Eventually gives in and pouts the entire day... hates being unproductive like Kaiser, but also hates total isolation from his friends.

- Reads manga to pass the time... despite hating isolation, he insists Heike stays out of the way... would hate to give Heike his cold.

Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻

- Despite this, Heike happily waits on him and gives him medicine, while Yuki keeps Hondo emotionally sound

- And the number 1 nastiest puking champion award goes to...

- Gets sick more often than he likes to admit, mainly because of how much time he spends outside amongst the creachurs

- Alternative, natural medicine enthusiast

- Lomasi and Spruce are the designated caretakers. Spruce is literally the balto of the squirrel world since he's the one that has to go get medicine

- If he gets a cold during winter he'll take 2 months off to go "hibernating"... he'll later come back as good as new

Great Tiger 🇮🇳 🐅

- Gets sick in the silliest ways possible. Bro is like "Hey guys!! Watch me drink an entire orange juice bottle in under 5 minutes!!" and wonder why he gets sick a lot

- His magic gets all fucked up when he's sick. No clones to wait on him, so he begrudgingly has to take care of himself

- Abuses food delivery services since he can't cook himself

- If the illness is more serious than a cold, Hondo would deliver him medicine

- Watches the most random stuff ever when he's sick. Got hyperfixated on Beastars for a good 2 months after he spent a week sick

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀

- IS a sick victorian child. Can and will overdramatize his sickness online for attention

- Carmen will help him recover, but in a pushy way. Like "go fight someone already and maybe I'll let you sleep off the couch for one night" kinda way.

- Has to eat the nastiest white boy foods ever when he's sick. Unseasoned chicken noodle soup ahoy!

- One time he got sick over the spring season, and Carmen made him watch all 43 barbie movies. Now he has frequent nightmares about the animal sidekicks from those movies

- Goes through hell when he pukes and gets grossed out by himself vomiting

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈

- Fakes sick days a LOT, so often that when he actually gets sick for real, no one believes him

- Also gets sick in the silliest ways possible. Bro is like "Hey guys!! Watch me down these mysterious purple bananas I found under me bed!!" and wonder why he gets sick

- Also has to be convinced he's sick

- Has the most adorable sneeze ever, but hates to admit it

- Also abuses food delivery services but is also rude to them. Got his grubhub account banned last year after punching an underpaid delivery man. Why? His order of 38 cheeseburgers weren't hot and ready.

Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾

- Rarely gets sick now, but he used to have awful alcohol sickness back in the day... especially after fights.

- Scarily good at taking care of himself nowadays. Is able to cook his own meals and get his own medicine (ofc he goes out wearing a mask ofc)

- Painfully bored though... he insisted on staying away from everyone, especially Macho Man

- Occasionally has trauma breakdowns as he relieves certain sick moments from when he was an alcoholic

- His eyes somehow get even more red when he's sick

Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂

- Enjoys taking sick days because that means he's away from the boxing scene for a while

- His niece and nephew typically take care of him, but he is able to be self sufficient

- Binge watches all of his favorite soap operas

- Also has an adorable sneeze

Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊

- Gets the most thought provoking in bed thoughts ever... "Why does Joe look old and young at the same time.... Is Disco Kid biologically blonde... how come none of us ever age-"

- Pretends to not be sick over social media, even though when he does get sick, he's suffering

- Pays for a caretaker to cook, get medicine, etc

- Whines and vents to his caretaker whenever he takes sick days

- Shakes his beach house when he sneezes

- Has a secret collection of nautical themed plushies he keeps on his bed. He cuddles with them when he's sick

Mr Sandman 💤🟢

- Not allowed to take sick days

- Exercises through whatever small cold he gets

- Even when the other boxers call him out for going to the gym when he's sick, one stare is enough to shut them up

- Mr. Dream is like "Tf champions don't get sick... get out there, you're fine!"

- At most, he'll accidentally sleep in a bit when he's sick

Thanks for the ask! ^^

[esmereldapearl]

I feel like we’ve got it all wrong in the sunshine and darkness solangelo thing

Nico is the sunshine

Will is the darkness

I just feel like Nico isn’t as scary or as emo as people think.

And I don’t think that Will is upbeat and positive as it seems- like not all the time but when he’s in the infirmary it looks like he really doesn’t like his job and is really tired

[luci4theminorannoyance]

Fem!reader Who is significantly younger than all of Task Force 141. Like the reader is definitely not an adult, they hid that by using face coverings, and very rarely speaking. So on a mission, their face covering gets ripped and they see how young the reader really is .

a/n: another platonic au lets go 💪💥

Price:

-was very harsh on you on your first days in 141 as he’s usually not very happy with people joining without being truly sure about their personality and background with the one exception being Simon

-there’s a nagging feeling whenever he sees you that he’s missing something and it bugs him like an itch he can’t scratch

-once he sees you without your mask and realized your at best a older teen girl, it makes all the gears in his mind click and he becomes the equivalent to a very over protective dad

Soap:

-he teases you for the mask much more then he teased ghost as he simply doesn’t get why you wear one

-very social with you and got the idea you were younger then him very fast and lied for you an awful lot to keep you around since you reminded him of his little sister

-gets… very explosive at the recruit who tugged off your mask and almost kicked them right there and then

gaz:

-enjoys your company sometimes as it makes him feel less like the youngest. Even though soap is younger then him, soap is simply more social so gaz always feel like someone who isn’t the captain doesn’t listen to him much

-saw you without your mask one night and dropped a mug in shock as he had missed the day you were outed, and it took him a bit to accept it but eventually went back to usual

[icycoldninja]

FLUFFCEMBER DAY#5: (Vil x Reader)

Fluff headcannons

-This one is all about pampering. He will pamper you since you are his princess, and expects you to return the favor somehow since he is your queen.

-His definition of pampering is broad, from the classic massage and spy treatment to just helping him out with chores and stuf, so fear not, you have many methods with which to please him.

-Loves doing your hair while prattling on about what color highlights would suit you, blah, blah blah.

-Helps you improve your fashion sense and as a result, you now look runway worthy.

-Teaches you the art of makeup so you too can become gorgeous like him.

-Helps you with any academic issues you might have because he's just good at everything.

-Normally has a very strict diet and sticks to it loyally, but whenever you make him something, he will eat it, no matter how sugary or fatty it is.

-Does his workouts with you because it means spending more time together. He also likes seeing you struggle and squirm, but that's more of an unintentional benefit than a reason.

-Loves receiving gifts in general, but when they come from you, they mean so much more to him. Every little trinket you have ever given him is stored carefully in his closet, not to be touched or seen by anyone except him, because they're just that precious.

-In public, he maintains a very general, friendly-looking relationship with you, but in private, he refuses to leave the comfort of your arms and could probably strangle you with his hugs if he wasn't forced off 10 seconds into it.

-You will find yourself covered in his lipstick because of how much he kisses you.

-Massages better than a masseuse and can teach you to do the same. You'll be practicing on him, Rook, and Epel, of course so prepare for multiple comments from multiple sources, brutally honest ones.

-Takes time to visit you every day, and if for some reason he can't, he'll flood your phone with calls or texts. The man can't help it, he just loves you too much.