starving-marauder-lover

[starving-marauder-lover]

*sobbing violently* there’s a staaaaaar maaaaaan *sniff* waaaaaiting in the skyyyyy

[starving-marauder-lover]

"they're a stranger online!!" to you. to me they're my everything

[starving-marauder-lover]

you said "skibidi" on more than one occasion so we have to kill you now.

make peace with god, though he cannot save you now.

is my brainrot really going to kill me??

[starving-marauder-lover]

How was your mini stalk?

i am pro stalker

i stalk between classes (when i’m not responding to messages)

[starving-marauder-lover]

WOO HOOO

Also ill answer your ask later im in school

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @starving-marauder-lover is a good person and deserves many good things.

[starving-marauder-lover]

woah ok we can keep lying if you’d like

those uquizes lied btw...

I dunno...3 inches seems about right ;)

[starving-marauder-lover]

LIES LIAR ITS NOT THREE ITS 20

those uquizes lied btw...

I dunno...3 inches seems about right ;)

[starving-marauder-lover]

hey, I’m sorry that those guys were giving you a hard time about a fandom you like. You’re not a bad person. And as long as you aren’t giving her money everything is fine. The “giving her relevancy” argument is completely stupid in my opinion because wasn’t the marauders fandom built by fans? Either way, you aren’t adding to her credibility. I hope you’re doing well.

thank you for that honestly I was done with their stupid argument cause they clearly don’t understand the fandom IS built on fans. you’re super kind for this thank you :))

[starving-marauder-lover]

hello platonix hubsband

HELLO KALE

[starving-marauder-lover]

im thinking about those cringe millenial compelations

hello skibidi sigma

how do i answer this

[starving-marauder-lover]

IM SCARED HOW WAS IT

Ive gone to such hardcore lengths that i exclusively listen to them on ghost mode in airbuds

thats dedication omg they're such a good band thought totally summer and I love their lyrics

no one will ever know and I'll never post a song by them for music recs...they must be gatekept...

[starving-marauder-lover]

I LOVEEEE MUSIC

the children are NOT getting a single music rec from me, they must acquire peak taste on their own

Ive gone to such hardcore lengths that i exclusively listen to them on ghost mode in airbuds

thats dedication omg they're such a good band thought totally summer and I love their lyrics

no one will ever know and I'll never post a song by them for music recs...they must be gatekept...

[starving-marauder-lover]

Ive gone to such hardcore lengths that i exclusively listen to them on ghost mode in airbuds

thats dedication omg they're such a good band thought totally summer and I love their lyrics

no one will ever know and I'll never post a song by them for music recs...they must be gatekept...

[starving-marauder-lover]

hello homoies

people you should follow: @seullsz

It's pronounced seals (not lying) erm yes shes pretty skibidi and is my irl friend who is super tuff 🔥🔥🔥

[starving-marauder-lover]

OH GIVE ME THAT BACK TATTOO RIGHT NOW

i need a back tattoo like that

[starving-marauder-lover]

[starving-marauder-lover]

no its very sigma and skibidilicous of you

cause it sounds cool cause you have a cool name

garden-of-alex? BOOO LAMEEE

garder-of-runar? YES AMAZING COOL

Sometimes i have to look at peoples intro posts to double check if im getting their name right and its someone ive talked to for like half a year because i gaslight myself and im like okay but. what if im wrong. imagine how embarrassing that would be runar. hey. hey i know you've been friends with this person for months and months but what if you're about to call them the wrong name. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE I KNOW YOUR FUCKING NAME SHUT THE HELL UP