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The internet has thoroughly broken me. Because when i first saw this moment, i, for .5 seconds, thought that nuke was about to go straight up Chief’s ass…
#halo#master chief#it was also one in the morning#so i wasn’t thinking right but omg#every time i think i can’t sink lower#dafuq#come on sis#like how was he gonna get it up there through his armor#he’s pretty tough tho so i mean#if he really wanted to jam that bitch through his bone bowl hole#i guess he could
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ppl who r using poll results as a way to Prove Something about society or come to any conclusion.. i hope you are aware that tumblr users are one of the most biased population groups you could conceivably find. gob bless
#sis the variables... remember stats 101... ur data is only as good as ur sample#its like asking around at an old folks home and coming back saying 98% of those surveyed love prunes. therefore 98% of people love prunes#ok to reblog btw#polls r still fun i just hope you take into account who is responding to them
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Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.
Still, the scene was ridiculous.
On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.
Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.
Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.
Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.
Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.
Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)
And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,
Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:
Danny: Just don’t let them in
Jason: ??
Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.
Jason: …I can?
Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.
Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?
Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.
Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)
Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.
(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)
Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.
Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)
Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.
Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.
It’s literally just Bruce.
Time to call Constantine, i guess.
#bat shenanigans ensue#JSJSJS okay so i dont have a well versed timeline of events but two years after utrh who HASNT died of the batfam#cause those are the ones who are gonna go undercover to find what shady shit is this: )#im going with timmy cass and duke#sorry steph i KNOW you have died#the others have plausible deniability from my part#the trio is gonna come down hard on this unsuspecting pair#let's just say constantine just had one spare magical rune for each of them so they'll be able to identify who was powerful enough to do it#and duke found civvie jason. cass found civvie danny and tim also found jason a la squared. in his red hood get up later that night#the only useful photos are from tim's side but anyways since they got three suspects (one suspected to be the other. so really-- two)#they decide to split each other up and tag one each (whoever doesn't get the correct guy loses)#tim calls dibs on the twink. cass rolls her eyes and narrows her eyes at the red hood and duke smirks when he gets to keep his guy#he's not cheating if he didn't protest to getting to have the guy he already saw the aura of. he's sure he is IT#coincidentally duke happens to be the only bat jason doesn't recognize (and vice versa)#meanwhile cass is gonna be the one shadowing red hood which at this point he doesn't kill that much since he has his rules verymuch enforce#he does kill tho#so at some point they're gonna clash but at the start of the investigation no#let them be siblings your honor#big sis cass and her little brother 6'4 jay#and tim finally is gonna be the one to smoothly get himself in the conversation with cryptid roommate civilian danny fenton#genius dumbasses protection club#their first meeting is of course arranged but no less meet cute coffee shop au#anyways jason wants to know why the fuck hes got a bat tagging along with him so out of the blue and also why can't he fucking chase her of#cass is curious about how the red hood's mood constantly changes within her range yet he never attacks her despite his hurt-longing-anger#the boy who doesn't make noise fucking screeches when she sneaks up to him#and duke fucking brings his hands to block the chernobyl reject glow stick sun that's stands next to tim#while tim looks like his whole system is rebooting cause that's jason todd#dp x dc#danny phantom#jason todd
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#DEJENLO COMER SU EMPANADAAAAAAAA#SI ALGUIEN ME HACE BULLYING POR LA FORMA EN LA QUE YO COMO EMPANADAS. VOY A APARECER EN TU CUARTO A LAS 3 DE LA MAÑANA Y TE VOY A TIRAR UNA#EN LA CARA#anyways i love this guy so much . so much.#para el que pregunta. esta que come una empanada de lomo saltado#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#across the spiderverse#my art
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#⌒ ⏝ ༺ ♱ ༻ ⏝ ⁺ ⏝ ༺ ♱ ༻ ⏝ ⌒#Strani amori che. Vanno e vengono. Nei pensieri che li nascondono. Storie vere che ci appartengono. Ma si lasciano come noi.#Sei il mio angelo custode. Il mio porto sicuro.#aespa giselle#giselle layouts#giselle icons#aespa karina#karina icons#karina layouts#aespa ningning#ningning icons#ningning layouts#aespa icons#aespa layouts#aespa moodboard#lq icons#messy icons#messy layouts#messy headers#messy header#aespa messy icons#Spotify
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may your holidays be bright
#ts4#the sims 4#ts4 edit#ts4 gameplay#the sims 4 edit#current household#slate#slate gp#U HEARD IT HERE FIRST#BABY SILAS COMING SOON#look how happy they are!!!#and yes all the men wore the same outfit#vinny didn't tell jenn about wearing red#so thats why she's different#i cannot wait for baby number 2#mae mae is going to be a big sis
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Omega and Echo reunion at the rebel base c:
Saw ppl freaking out that Echo isn’t with the bad batch at the end but i offer you this: Echo is a workaholic and was absolutely the only reason Hunter let Omega go off on her own to rebel.
Echo: Thought I told you to stop growing, tooka.
Omega: As soon as you stop gettin’ old, ruug’jag (old man)
#omega#echo#tbb spoilers#the bad batch#imh he is training the rebel alliance and trying so hard not to be biased to his bby sis#and they are covering for her and saying that he is her dad#his coping mechanism is ill sleep when im dead#and i hc that hes forced to retire on pabu bc he physically cannot fight anymore and rex said im retired ur move!#also can we talk about how in bb echo has old been out of cryo for like a year to 2 years#let this man get a tan and give him back his hair i can see that hairline AND i saw that stubble in clone wars come at me!!!
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glorfindel strikes me as the kind of guy whose love language is physical touch so a few weeks ago i did some rough sketches just to explore that and how he'd interact with all the different ppl in his life 🤔
bonus: can hugs have healing properties? the imladris case study
sparkly pink bg credit to Cartoon Network as always :D
#silmarillion#silm#glorfindel#elrond#erestor#turgon#hes a big golden retriever balrog slayer :DDDD#as warm and nice as his hugs are i also think hes definintely cut off the air circulation of a few people in his lifetime#being as strong as he is has its downsides......!!!#he likes to give hugs but gets shy when it comes to receiving them#big sis elenwe is the only one he wont object to from the get go#the more i draw erestor the more i realise hes just one big tsundere#he wants the affection from his imladris bros but is too emotionally constipated to ever admit it LMAO#maglor#ecthelion#aredhel#elenwe#gildor inglorion#idril celebrindal#duilin#penlod#rog#galdor#gondolin#lords of gondolin#elladan#elrohir#imladris#rivendell#the silmarillion
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Have you seen her today? Now you have.
#illyana rasputin#she has no business being able to easily suprass sam in push ups but I guess it comes wuth being piotr's sis!#magik#xmen#marvel#new mutants#marvel rivals
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SI-5 AND HEPHAESTUS LINE UP!!!
I've been working on and off on this for like a week? Felt like a month.
#wolf 359 podcast#douglas eiffel#renee minkowski#isabel lovelace#hera wolf 359#warren kepler#alana maxwell#daniel jacobi#alexander hilbert#w359#wolf359#si 5#wolf 359 fanart#double si5 bcz I had to come up with designs first#serna art
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I can’t get over the fact that Max and Billy had been in that town for barely A WEEK before they started forcing themselves into everyone’s business 😭😭.
They had ears and eyes like A HAWK; like Billy in the showers shutting his mouth for once just to hear Tommy spill the tea about Steve’s love life + “Harrington, right?” on like the day after the Halloween party + him listening to all the stories about King Steve and already knowing Nancy’s name and surname when knocking on the Wheelers’ door despite never talking to her.
While Max forced Lucas and the others to just tell her their most cherished secret about the upside down into just a few days of meeting her + her eavesdropping at school + asking multiple questions about El despite Mike’s MANY refusals + her refusing to back down from the window before the fight at the Byers just to snoop on Steve and Billy’s conversation.
They were icons since day 1 I fear.
#come si dice a Napoli#erano proprio capere#e inciucess#billy hargrove#stranger things#dacre montgomery#max and billy#Billy and max#max mayfield#harringrove#steve harrington#stranger things 2
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#Send me a Dm with your Sissy Name if you want your fantasies to come to reality 💦#sissy for bbc#sissylover#humiliated sissy#sissy dress#sissy domination#sissifyme#sis#sissifeminine#sissy cd#panty sissy
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Megan is for the girls…
#it’ll always be weird when ppl try to shame others for selling cheap tickets lol#like it shows that they care about their fans too and that they want them all to be able to experience them at concert regardless of class#it’s rly nice#she needs to come to Chicago 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#rambling#my sis and I would travel to see her at least#I want a meet and greet so bad… I need to draw something for her ahh#get them tickets while they’re hot!!!
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revamped my tensa zangetsu redesign and redrew an old piece
#tensa zangetsu#zangetsu#hollow ichigo#bleach#sart#oc#she is also 👍 an si-oc#what if you died and were reborn and then found out you were the manifestation of your childhood friend's soul sword?#and then spent a decade of your life fighting extreme anxiety and overstimulation!#and also your best friend is in love with you! if you share a soul is that narcissism?#anyway i guess im in my revisiting old ocs era#nothing's holding my interest and also the semester is starting : D so we're back to old comforts#the piece was from 2019 and was janky af it's so fun to see how far i've come in 5 yrs
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Thinking about how Leo says he uses his jokes to cope and y’know, thinking harder on it I think it may very well be because of what else uses one-liners and puns and that type of humor.
Specifically, 80’s action movies and campy sci-fi. Even more specifically, the protagonists of these.
So I can imagine why, exactly, Leo leans toward this brand of humor. It’s directly linked to things he loves! But even more than that is why I think it’s used as a coping mechanism.
In these genres, these quips tend to be said by the winner - or, if not a winner, then someone who will stay alive. So there’s a confidence behind them, an assurance, almost, that even if things go wrong, things aren’t ever too serious. There’s no bad endings here! It’s all good fun, even if the stakes seem high.
Leo canonically has been known to steer his brothers away from the more brutal villains and toward more fun, lighthearted activities and not-so-dangerous criminals. So for Leo, these jokes definitely make things less heavy, make the situations they find themselves in less intense.
It’s kinda not just coping, but also can be seen as a form of escapism. A safety blanket. A way for Leo to defuse the tension of knowing just how dangerous their lives are and replace that with a levity which implies that things will be okay.
Unfortunately, levity alone does not alter reality.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#how pretentious can I sound when talking about a fictional turtle more at eight#anyway I always loved to think about Leo’s quick line about coping with humor#I don’t care how much people think it doesn’t REALLY matter it’s fun to play around with tbh#also love the idea that Leo’s sense of humor comes from the protags of his fav campy series#(+ from his confident and awesome big sis April)#like idk Leo’s special interests directly paving out how he presents himself both to others and in general is so interesting to me!!!#he is someone who KNOWS people and their quirks so 100% he caught on to that 80’s style of quippy one-liners-#-and associated that with safety and levity#even the villains of these genres who spout off quips tend to be the ones who survive!#Leo desperately fighting to keep the same lighthearted genre as 87 TMNT as the horrors of 2003 and 2012 loom on the horizon#and I think something important to note is that Leo KNOWS things are real#he is WELL AWARE of how dangerous things can get for them#but he copes anyway because it’s easier to deal with everything that way#bro just wants he and his family to be safe tbh
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Drawing Sunday every day 'till his release!
Day 137 - FREE HIM!!11!!!!1!
The real culprit of his unfortunate imprisonment… da work….
#ahahaha look at this idiot bird want to be free some bad#ahahaha#hahah#ha...#same :'(#sunday hsr#hsr sunday#honkai star rail#hsr#come to me pretty boi... I have your sis on my acc#build#and all alone :'(
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