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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
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he’s the worst man ever invented but of course, his breasts are sublime
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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I still can't believe that Bryan Fuller wrote gay fanfiction of Thomas Harris's world-renowned horror series and managed to get it aired on cable television.
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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"
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LET’S GOOOOOOOOO GIANNI MATRAGRANO MENTION !!!
Mouthwashing Post-Steam Awards Special
I'm honored to be asked again by the developers of Mouthwashing to create this video following the Steam Awards. While the game may not have won, its journey and the incredible community behind it are worth celebrating!
Please note that this video and voices are not canon to the game. It’s just a little something to show appreciation for the amazing Mouthwashing fandom!
(Btw I had to export this video at 480p to fit Tumblr's upload limits. If you'd like to watch it in glorious 1440p, you can check it out on YouTube here!)
Voice actors:
Curly: @GianniMatragrano
Anya: @VoiceQuills
Jimmy: @SeigiVA
Swansea: @JakVox
Daisuke: @funnywes
Interviewer: @ganglemanVA
Suit models rigged by desdarkdesigns
Song: Bad News [Official Mouthwashing OST]
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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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just like me fr
eatang a burger with no honey mustaaadd
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When encountering someone stuck in an Apology Loop, I do not uselessly ask, or worse, demand that they “stop apologizing.”
Rather, I have found it much more useful to affect a theatrical tone and formally “absolve” them. “Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you, my child.” Usually the combination of having the absurdity of the situation highlit, combined with a touch of physiological release if I can get a laugh, is enough to soothe their nerves a bit and get them to break the loop. And who knows maybe they feel absolved I dunno I have an authoritative bearing
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Its crazy you can really draw anything you want
Anyway they’re bffs
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People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.
Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.
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