#tedromeda

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[sunnysaystuff]

wish i had enough followers that i could just post "the black sisters are hot" and have 20 people be like "real"

[maluceh]

Black sisters, and their lovers

[deswhomst]

Andromeda Black, who was taught that muggle-borns are inferior to her.

Andromeda Black, who fell in love with one anyways.

Andromeda Tonks, who was disowned by her parents and sisters for it.

Andromeda Tonks, who created a new family with Ted and Nymphadora.

Andromeda Tonks, who lost Ted Tonks.

Andromeda Tonks, whose sister killed her daughter.

[toujoursincorrect]

Andromeda: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Ted: huh?

Andromeda: Is there a point system or is it to death?

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Rita: Being married to a Black sister is great! Ted: So great! Alice: The best! Rita: But they can be a tad judgmental Ted: Almost punitive Alice: They are monsters

[greenhouse-seven]

It's been 25 days of Festive Fic Recs and we are so grateful to everyone who recc'd their favourite fics and of course to the authors who took the time to write and share them with us all!

Here's the masterlist of all the amazing fics that were recc'd this year!

WEEK 1

Gift [Hinny] by @sophie-hatter-jenkins

A Thing for Lumberjacks [Romione] by @voldemorts-tap-shoes

And The Moon Shines [Remadora] by @bookwormelv

How Teddy Lupin Got His Christmas Stocking [Tedromeda] by @celestemagnoliathewriter

Comfort and Joy [Jily] by @tedwardremus

Flour, Butter, Sugar, Salt [Hinny] by @greenhousethree

Christmas in June [Romione] by @remedialpotions

Chione [Remadora] by cafe_au_lei

call it even [Hinny] by @ginnympotter

Sirius Black and his love of Gingerbread [Gen fic] by @artemisia-black

christmas cheer [Remadora] by brainyisalwayssexy

WEEK 2

Christmas Pudding [Romione] by @honouraryweasley12

Christmases [Gen fic] by @turanga4

Starlight and Snowmen [Tedromeda] by @midnightstargazer

It's All About the Yearning [Tedoire] by @merlinsbudgiesmugglers

Christmas Through the Years [Romione] by @taurusmoonchild

Eight days a week [Molly/Arthur] by @starlingflight

Eight Homemade Sweaters [Gen fic] by @midnightstargazer

Beard Hunters (A Christmas Tale) [Hinny] by Northumbrian

Paper Rings [Romione] by @constitutionalweasleymonarchy

Give My Heart [Remadora] by @goldenwanderer

Countdown [Hinny] by @starlingflight

Safe in the Fold [Gen fic] by @welsh-green

WEEK 3

Jingle Holy F*ck [Jily] by @theesteemedladydebourgh

Last Christmas [Romione] by Mords_writes

Jumper [Gen fic] by @turanga4

New Year's Eve [Hinny] by Northumbrian

Do You Believe In Magic? [Romione] by @be11atrixthestrange

Prophecy [Jily] by @alohaemora

Things You Shouldn't Do At Christmas [Hinny] by akissinacrisis

Christmas Kisses [Jily] by @uncertainwallflower

Ice Skating [Gen fic] by @midnightstargazer

Thirteen Days of Christmas [Next Gen] by @alohaemora

A Christmas Wish [Romione] by @azaleablueme

WEEK 4

Tis the Fucking Season [Jily] by @thequibblah

When It's Cold and There's No Music [Gen fic] by @turanga4

Where the Snowflake Reposes [Remadora] by @ayemkew

Ronald Weasley's Holiday Guide on How (Not) To Get A Girlfriend [Romione] by lysscor

Homecoming [Drastoria] by @starlingflight

Not Tonight [Tedromeda] by @merlinsbudgiesmugglers

Your mods, @starlingflight & @merlinsbudgiesmugglers

[lupiinist]

here in brazil we have a show (it's actually on netflix) that's called 'ilhados com a sogra', that is pretty much a show where mothers-in-law and their sons/daughters-in-law spend like, a week trapped in an island having to work together on some games

and i just started thinking about how the marauders would deal their mothers-in-law, and honestly, here it is:

. regulus and effie would win. that's not even negotiable, effie and reggie would control the entire game, they're the perfect mother-in-law and son-in-law duo

. sirius and hope lupin would be... cute and soft, they get along well, but i don't think they would win, 'cause sirius might be competitive, but i don't feel like hope would? they WOULD be the most gossinp duo, though, they'd hear absolutely all the tea

. on the other hand, james and remus wouldn't participate. walburga would never

. i feel like marlene would be too distracted telling her mother-in-law how much she loves dorcas, and would forget the actual games (she wants to win mrs. meadowes' approval)

. lily and mary would be in second and third place each

. evan wouldn't participate either

. barty would kill his mother-in-law (not literally, but maybe...), they'd hate each other, and they'd have to be expelled from the show

. pandora would be the host actually, or the family therapist

. i hc peter as aroace, so i think he wouldn't have a partner. he'd be watching though (cheering for regulus and effie, but he loves sirius and hope as well)

. alice would be arguing with her mother-in-law every second

. ted wouldn't participate either

. rita would either beat up her mother-in-law or get beaten up by her, no in-between

anyway, the show is awesome and so silly actually, i just think it's funny to think about the marauders and their mothers-in-law

[swag696942069]

Head canon that none of the Black cousins knew how to drive and so their respective partners attempt to teach them and it goes terribly wrong and most likely scares their partners for life.

Like just imagine;

James: Okay love, lightly push the gas pedal to start.

Regulus: Alright!:Absolutely floors it

....

Remus: alright, now what you want to do is make sure you check your mirrors before-

Sirius: I know Moony! Gods, you act like I'm an idiot.:Doesn't pay attention at all and nearly drives into a ditch-

....

Andromeda, already driving: And, which one is the break again?

Ted: *Has a panic attack*

....

Alice: Wow Cissa! You're doing suprising well, considering- :Looks over and notices Narcissa using the rearview mirror to fix her hair,:OH MY GODS, EYES ON THE ROAD!

....

Rita: Trixie, stop someone's trying to cross. Trixie. BELLATRIX STOP- OH MY GODS!

Bellatrix: oops!

[meelusinee]

SERIOUSLY, SIRIUS? | LITTLE LOAF

word count \ 1.0k | fluff and stuff | slash / implied wolfstar

in which the order of phoenix react to sirius reconciling with regulus (no r.b x reader in this part)

A LITTLE LOAF SERIES MASTERLIST

Remus sat at the small dining room table he had been crowded into by Sirius and James. 

It was loud at the beginning. Lily was pregnant with her baby Harry, and James was constantly fawning over her. Amos Diggory was loud like James, clinging onto anyone he could while he and James yelled back and forth. Frank was freaking out just as much as James was over Alice. Andromeda was arguing with her husband Ted about baby shower colors, the both of them being picked for the decorations.

Remus knew it felt bad. It felt worse that Sirius wasn’t loud with them. So he asked Sirius.

He regretted asking.

“Seriously Sirius?” James said incredulously, looking at Sirius with furrowed eyebrows. “Regulus? Really?”

“Yes, James. For the fifth time.” Sirius muttered under his breath. Sirius had stated that he met with Regulus, to the stunned silence of the room. Remus honestly felt sorry for him, if only for a moment. He wasn’t even sure why Sirius would want to meet with Regulus in the first place.

James seemed right. Regulus was a Death Eater, one of the most prolific. Sirius never even had a good relationship with him in the first place.

“Why? None of us knew about this beforehand,” Lily asked Sirius, though Remus didn’t see any anger in her voice. Just confusion.

He couldn’t say that for the rest of the group.

“He sent me a letter, to meet in this abandoned town. I didn’t tell anyone so nobody else would be put in danger, and I made sure I had no tracking things on me just in case.”

“But why would you meet with him?” Frank asked. “I thought that he was, like, a bad Death Eater.”

“He’s not good,” Andromeda muttered quietly to herself, nails tapping against the dining room table. “But he’s not bad. I always thought that he would fight back eventually.”

Sirius nodded, smiling softly. “Yeah.”

“I’m assuming he had a stressor, then?” Ted asked curiously. “He wouldn’t do anything unprompted.”

“Oh, yeah!” Sirius said, rummaging through his pocket before pulling out a necklace. “This!”

The room fell silent again as he pulled it out, blinking blankly at the necklace. “And what exactly is that?” Remus asked confusedly. 

“It’s, well,” he mumbled. “It’s Salazar Slytherin’s locket, firstly. But secondly, it’s a Horcrux!”

“A Horcrux?” Andromeda gasped, quickly grasping the necklace before investigating it. She turned it up, down, and ten ways sideways. Whatever a Horcrux was, it was obviously important.

“Not to sound stupid,” Amos murmured, raising his hand. “But what is a Horcrux?”

“It’s a way that people stay immortal, to put it simply.” Ted explained, waving his hand. “You kill something, it splits your soul, and you can revive yourself as long as the Horcrux is intact. As far as the universe knows, you’re still alive.”

“The question is for who?” Andromeda asked.

Sirius looked at the Horcrux grimly. “Voldemort.”

Remus sighed under his breath as the room fell silent again. Honestly, he was getting rather sick of the silence. He had just gotten used to the chaos after the last full moon, and now it was suddenly quiet? Over someone’s name?

They needed to grow a backbone, he thought.

“How did Regulus find out about this Horcrux?” Remus asked Sirius.

“Well he didn’t give me very specific details,” Sirius said, fidgeting with his nails. “But from what I was told, he was trying to use Kreacher to test out whether he had hid it well. Kreacher is, well was, our House Elf. Regulus summoned him before he died from whatever Voldemort used to hide it.”

“Regulus was always close to Kreacher.” Andromeda sighed softly, looking down at the necklace. “So he figured out about the Horcrux. He gets it himself, somehow, and gives it to you?”

“He had it for a couple of months.” Sirius clarified, clearing his throat. “But his new ‘friend’ convinced him to talk to me again.”

“Friend?” James deadpanned.

“I think it’s a lover.” Sirius said, pouting like a child.

“Not the point, Sirius.” Remus reminded him.

Sirius nodded. “Right. Well, from what I know, the Death Eaters think that he’s dead.”

“The Dark Lord can trace the marks though.” Alice reminded him. “If he has the Dark Mark, the Dark Lord would be able to tell.”

“Well,” Sirius said, chuckling awkwardly. “The thing about that is, you know,”

Remus sighed, debating whether he should start banging his head against the table. He felt like he was chasing sentient cheese around a mice maze. 

“Spit it out, Sirius.” he said.

“He cut off his mark!” Sirius sighed, itching at his arm. “I saw it. It wasn’t a glamour.”

“He cut it off?” Andromeda asked quietly. “Like, the whole thing?”

“I saw bone.” Sirius whispered quietly.

The room went silent once more. This time Remus understood. Seeing bone was never a good sign, he of all people in the room would know. Especially when it was self inflicted.

“Does he need to run away?” Lily asked Sirius quietly. Remus could tell her motherly instinct was kicking in. “We have room.”

Sirius mumbled under his breath before shrugging. “I don’t think so, but I don’t know.”

“Are you going to see him again?” Andromeda asked quietly, sitting down in front of Sirius. “I want to go with you if you are. He’s my family too.”

Sirius smiled softly before nodding. “I said that we could meet at a café next Sunday.”

“Then I’ll go with you.” Andromeda said.

Sirius smiled softly before looking around the room. Remus could feel his eyes darting around anxiously, Sirius always craved public approval. 

James sighed softly when Sirius’ eyes landed on him. “I don’t think I’ll go. I doubt Regulus wants a whole club at a family reunion. But Lily and I can make food.”

“Me and Frank can make room if he needs.” Alice suggested calmly. 

Sirius smiled softly before turning to Remus. “Remus?”

Remus looked between him and Andromeda before sighing. If anyone was close to Regulus in this group, it was probably him. The two of them had studied sometimes back in Hogwarts. Sometimes he would even consider Regulus a friend.

“I’ll go with you.” Remus said.

“Perfect!” Sirius clapped happily.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

thank you everyone for reading! i'm feeling rather productive right now, so i've been having a little writing burst. did i write this in 40 minutes? yes. yes i did. do i care? no, no i do not <3

AS ALWAYS - please like, comment, and reblog! love u!

[mrsfrecklesmarauders]

It's Andromeda "But Daddy, I love him" Black now. I don't make the rules.

[starrysillhoutte]

ok but the rosier twins + the black cousins were the most ethereal otherworldly beautiful people to ever walk the grounds of that school and I will not be taking any objections

[theatregorl]

currently thinking about: how much love the Black sisters would get if they were guys.

[maluceh]

i have the whole world on my hands

based on this tweet

[jameskinniesrise]

james, remus, alice, rita, and ted definitely had a support group for people who date black family members.

[starchaseriseverything]

Regulus: You ever think that if you were never born, your partner would be in a lot of trouble?

Mary: On the daily.

Lily: She'd be hopeless without me.

Dorcas: She'd go to jail a lot more without me.

Remus: Sirius still goes to jail with me here.

Regulus: James goes to jail with Sirius and Marlene.

Alice: Cissa would be like Bels.

Ted: Andy would be like Bels.

Rita: Well, Bels would be like her parents if it wasn't for me.

Sybil: Peter still does stupid shit. I can't stop him.

Amelia: Emma would be dead somewhere.

Frank: Hestia' too dumb to do anything other than go along with everyone else.

Aurora: Lia isn't one to get into trouble unless she's looking for it.

Evan: Barty just likes going to jail. He says it's comfy.

Regulus, Dorcas, Mary, Lily, Remus, Alice, Ted, Rita, Amelia, Frank, Sybil, and Aurora: *Turns to look at Evan*

Dorcas: You're the one who helps him get in trouble.

Barty: Um, rude. I do that by myself.