#nobleflower

[mairon-goth-minion]

Alice: You’re dating Andy, right? Ted: Uh… yeah. Why? Alice: Do you… uhm… have any advice as to seducing girls? Specifically from the House of Black? Rita, overhearing this: I’m begging you, Edward, tell us. Ted: So I guess that we’re all into freaks here. Rita and Alice: Yup.

[ladyofthepomegranates]

"No! You don't understand, those two characters who never interacted in canon are in love!" I scream as I'm dragged back to the psych ward.

[fictionalsimp09]

Apart - Nobleflower - @taylorswiftmicrofic - 383 words - AO3

Alice’s body thrums with excitement as she sneaks around a corner in the dark castle, desperate to see Narcissa. She hates being away from her for so long, spending every minute of summer missing her. All she wants to do is tangle her hands in her newly bleached hair, murmuring sweet nothings between kisses. 

The hidden, abandoned classroom they deemed their spot is empty when Alice enters, save for an envelope on the desk. Alice’s stomach flutters as she recognises the cursive handwriting her name is written in and opens it. The smile on her face fades as she reads it. 

Al, I love you more than I ever thought was possible, but I found out that I am to marry a ‘nice, respectable, pureblood man’ during the holiday. I tried my best to get out of it, but once my parents have an idea in their mind, there isn’t much I can do to change that. I am so sorry; you deserve so much better than this. You deserve better than me. I hope you will find someone who will love and treat you the way you deserve, the way that I can’t. The last year with you has been the best of my life, and I will forever treasure every moment we ever shared. You are the light among the darkness of my life, the flower that bloomed after the dreary winter. You are and always will be the love of my life, my soulmate. 

Love, your Cissa. 

Tears stream down her cheeks, smearing the ink as they drip onto the parchment clutched in her hands. It’s over. Narcissa has left her for someone who her family approves of. Alice can’t believe how stupid she was to even entertain the thought that she might choose someone else over her family, that she might choose her. 

She chuckles as she realises she didn’t have the guts to break up with her in person. Alice rips the letter in half, then again and again until shreds of paper are scattered across the floor. Every good thing they had is gone, torn apart like the cowardly letter she wrote. She hates her. Alice hates her so much she feels sick. But she hates that the only thing she wants right now is her Cissa. 

[mushroom-enby]

Leaving fic ideas here for y'all

Montana opening up some incredible possibilities here. imagine the chaos you could cause by filing a fraudulent marriage certificate for two random people who've never met

[mountainrusing]

Alice: Narcissa is gay now.

Alice: Homophobic to gay.

Alice: In the span of three seconds.

Narcissa: Alice is simply a professional at conversion therapy. I highly recommend.

Alice: Wait, no, don’t say that you recommend conversion therapy—

[deswhomst]

Alice: i love you

Narcissa: you probably say that to everyone

Alice: yes

Narcissa: what do you mean “yes”??

Alice: i do tell everyone that i love you

[sebbianas]

i just imagine james, remus, and alice has this support group for people dating members of the black family and the first few weeks james started dating regulus he needed a lot of help like

james: so he was ranting and i said “you’re being dramatic” and he—

remus: wait wait you called him dramatic?

alice: *shakes her head* rookie mistake

james: but he was being dramatic!

alice: yeah of course he is! he’s a black! they are drama queens! but you never tell them that!

remus: you just let them be dramatic and you react accordingly!

alice: when they go “im gonna kill them” you say “i’ll help you hide the body”

james: oooohh *pulls out a notepad* tell me more

[knighthans]

“If the whole world was watching, I’d still dance with you.”

What Alice always wanted to hear but what Narcissa never said

[shipspainfulships]

"fem Wolfstar" "fem jegulus" "fem rosekiller" HOW ABOUT WE MAKE MORE CONTENT ABOUT THE ACTUAL WLW PAIRINGS. there are not enough sapphic fanarts and fics in this world.

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[mothwingsmayy]

"jegulus this" "jegulus that" what about nobleflower?

[outromoony]

Ship so good it ruined my life

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Alice: Just when you think you've hit the rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde

Barty: Amen, sister

[redwinesupercvnt]

interesting how the only wlw ships with cool names quillkiller and nobleflower are the ones related to the male characters

[managone16]

Regulus in a meeting as the CEO of Black Enterprise: Malfoy: So, Mr. Black, Can we discuss the effects- *Phone ringing* Regulus, serious voice: Oh! Sorry, one minute Mr. Malfoy. Regulus, suddenly sweet voice: Hello? Regulus: James, can I call you back? I- Regulus: Toastie? No I don't want that for dinner- Regulus: Can we have chinese? Regulus: So what if we had chinese yesterday? It's today now. Regulus, smiling: Love you too. *Cuts the call* The whole room staring: Regulus, deadpan: You were saying, Mr. Malfoy? Malfoy: I-er-yes, um- Regulus, eyebrow raised: Mr. Malfoy? The whole room just confused and shocked:

[dutifullynervouscreation]

I think ill start posting more messy drawings