#bellamort

[capriddle]

I think the mere fact that Bellatrix is ​​the best Death Eater should make you understand how intelligent, fierce and proud she is. Instead she is often just called crazy. Poor Bella, fourteen years in Azkaban, murders and tortures, dozens and dozens of enemies defeated to be reduced to this.

[mrshanna28]

I have a headcanon: Voldemort actually studied "Muggle sciences" like chemistry, physics, biology, and... drumroll computer science! Just imagine Voldemort with nails typing on a computer but hiding it even from his Death Eaters-

and how do you think which programming language he uses? Python

Picture just to see he copes with "Hello world":

monitors of the 2000s should have been drawn in a different way, but that's not the point

[keepmycandleburning]

Bellamort fest week 11: Double Date by @crookshanksagentofowca!

Prompt: Bellamort and Lucissa double date

[maxdibert]

It bothers me a bit when people take issue with other people’s ships on such a personal level. Like, sure—you’re allowed to dislike a ship and even explain why you find it problematic or awful, but there’s a huge difference between critiquing the dynamic and attacking the people who ship it.

At the end of the day, shipping is a way of expressing or channeling certain fantasies, and those tastes are deeply intimate and personal. It’s totally valid not to like a ship, but it’s also incredibly childish to act offended because someone else does. Let people write or read whatever the hell they want—everyone gets turned on by different things, and as long as it’s not illegal or harmful to anyone, why should you care?

In the Harry Potter fandom especially, I’ve noticed a lot of Hinny, Romione, or Jily stans being particularly obnoxious about this, and honestly, all they do is give off major secondhand embarrassment and cringe. Bellamort stans after Cursed Child’s nonense are equally disturbing sometimes. I mean people cálma down please.

[bellamort-evil-love]

If Rodolphus didn’t want Bellatrix to cheat on him with Voldemort, maybe he shouldn’t have married her in the first place. Ever think of that?

[wookiecookiesfactory]

His woman in one hand, his side piece on the other, devilish

[sunnysaystuff]

wish i had enough followers that i could just post "the black sisters are hot" and have 20 people be like "real"

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: My husband said I shouldn't come here anymore.

Voldemort: And yet here you are...on my lap.

Bellatrix: I'm such a bad wife.

Voldemort, smirking: No. You're a good Death Eater.

[day-dreameratnight]

So we all know that Tom Riddle was an intellectual and a book worm right? and it’s a well accepted head canon that he’s read all of the books at Wool’s Orphanage?

I know we often talk about the great pieces of literature such as shakespeare and the religious texts such as the bible which he would have read in his time BUT, but, i raise you Tom’s guilty pleasure… trashy beach reads.

Imagine him steering clear of the books all the girls would fawn and giggle over, until he returns from Hogwarts for the summer after his fifth year and the only books that he hasn’t read are the ones he thought were stupid…he decides to read one out of pure boredom and curiosity and he falls. in. LOVE. (as much as he can love anything, anyway)

he’d sneak them in secret so he could keep up his reputation, but in the comfort of his own room he would DEVOUR every single word on every single page.

he’d love to point out the protagonists stupid actions most of all:

“no, martha, don’t go back to him, he cHeaTeD oN YoU!!!”

“susan, go collect your man, he is being dumb, and you two are clearly in love”

“oh sweet Salazar have mercy, Luca that was an idiotic thing to do. if i was in this novel, i would have killed you by now. not even with a wand, but in the muggle way. i would have strangled you.

and something he wouldn’t even admit to himself, he adored when characters got their happy endings. he might not fall in love, but he wants the characters to experience it.

he would say something like “oh that so cliche ugh 😑” but in the privacy of his mind he would be like “i want that🥹”

[crookshanksagentofowca]

Crack Headcanon: The reason Voldemort kidnapped Florean Fortescue during Half-Blood Prince was because Bella was having pregnancy cravings for a very specific ice cream flavor only he made.

[motherfuckingmaneater]

The Dark Lord’s student.

[capriddle]

I think Voldemort is someone who likes to see Bellatrix jealous, so he tells other Death Eaters that he finds them brilliant and very effective. Bellatrix always falls for it and he is happy.

[abouttimeoc]

[keepmycandleburning]

An addition to my post about how Voldemort is really invested in other people's love lives: Voldemort has no respect for people's privacy or bodily autonomy, and likes to insert himself into people's space and force people to have a more intimate relationship with him than they desire.

He uses this as a form of punishment, knowing it makes people uncomfortable, and also as a form of entertainment because he finds their discomfort amusing.

He lived on the back of Quirrell's head for almost a YEAR as a punishment after Quirrell failed to steal the Stone from Gringotts. A YEAR. IMAGINE WHAT HE SAW. Quirrell could not have done ANYTHING without Lord Voldemort seeing it and hearing it. I mean he was there when he was using the toilet, masturbating, etc etc. And imagine if Voldemort could also feel all of Quirrell's bodily sensations.

Voldemort forced Wormtail to care for him like a helpless baby, again for almost a YEAR, hand-feeding him and picking him up and God only knows what else, when they could have easily done the resurrection ritual really at any point in time—even if he truly wanted nobody but Harry, Barty Jr. could have brought him from Hogwarts.

Voldemort is clearly amusing himself with the situations at this time, making multiple jokes in just the couple scenes he's in:

'Care for my bodily needs for me,' is such an insane punishment to give Wormtail (definitely a punishment, for being a traitor which Voldemort hates and maybe other reasons) and I do wonder if he also did this to the Malfoys in DH, like forcing them to make him food and watch him eat and so on. It's just so weird to imagine that because he seems so inhuman but I mean, he does it in GoF so...

He also has Wormtail approach him and dress him by hand when he comes out of the cauldron naked instead of just bending down and picking up the robes himself:

He makes interestingly similar comments in the GoF baby era and at Malfoy Manor in The Dark Lord Ascending:

Asking his servants a question he knows damn well the answer to is 'it makes me uncomfortable to have this level of proximity with you,' and forcing them to falsely claim they have no problem with it and they actually want it.

He appears to have literally moved into Lucius's house with him, or at the very least is using it as a professional base. I almost always see people interpreting it as that Voldemort lived at Malfoy Manor, which I don't necessarily think has to be true, but I think it's a fine interpretation, and I enjoy it.

With both Wormtail and the Malfoys, Voldemort forces them to witness him in a domestic setting, forces them to claim they want it, and makes them aware that he knows that they hate it, which he knows is terrifying.

While he's at Malfoy Manor, he inserts himself into their family business (as discussed in linked post), commenting on a marriage in the family, speculating on what children the couple is going to have and what relationship the children will have with the Malfoys. We can see he's clearly using this to amuse both himself and the group of Death Eaters, as he makes multiple jokes (implying Bellatrix may be happier about her family member marrying a werewolf than she is about Voldemort's presence, asking Draco if he is going to babysit the cubs) and allows the DEs to laugh.

He also turns Bellatrix's complimentary but not overly inappropriate comment into what I think is unquestionably a sexual innuendo, and then immediately intentionally embarrasses her and induces a group of almost all men to laugh at her:

Regarding Bellatrix, there's often a misconception of viewing Voldemort as someone who would not stoop to a certain level of bodily intimacy or give up his own privacy—but he shares an entire body with Quirrell, he willingly gives up all of his autonomy/privacy with Wormtail, he even rises out of the cauldron fully nude (could have been done privately, I mean the Riddle House is right there, just carry the blood up the hill) and forces Wormtail to again interact with his naked body (and his real one now, not just the baby one) to dress him. So yeah he very much would, and he does, over and over. Voldemort gets bottle-fed and probably diaper-changed for 11 months but noooo he'd never have sex. Be serious. Voldemort takes every physical intimacy he's offered and much more.

Also just want to note that Voldemort is prone to discussing people's personal lives also in situations where it is wanted. For example, Barty Jr. reveals at the end of GoF that they clearly had some personal conversations about Barty's relationship with his father where Voldemort also offered information about himself. Voldemort definitely seems to know Bellatrix personally, and I would very much guess they've had personal conversations. And also the conversations with Snape about Lily (see last post too)—when Snape comes to him about sparing her, they have a thorough enough conversation that Voldemort believes Snape just 'desired her' and then they follow up later about how there are better women for Snape. He likes other people's business!

Overall, I very often read Voldemort as doing things for a major purpose of entertaining himself. He seems to find amusement in many different situations he's in and make jokes to himself and others. His tendency to overstep boundaries of bodies and personal space—both intentionally and by necessity—is one of these things.

[keencroissantgardenflap]

THE HOLY UNION

Honestly more than half of them would just make Voldy worse (or at least accepted him the way he is), but anyway 😊

Tom Blyth is my fancast for Abraxas Malfoy (so don't ask why Coryo here) 🫶🫶

I put Sirius here all because of one of the most brilliant fantastic magnificent gorgeous amazing flabbergasted HP fanfictions I've ever read "It runs in the blood" by Metalomagnetic (she made me fall into this rabbit hole) 🥹🥹🥹

God I ship Voldemort with too much ppl, I'd die in the cruelest way if he'd ever known I'm whoring him around like this 😭😭. Not my fault that his fanfictions are all so good that it feels like a crime

[augustuscaesarsalad]

I can ship Tom with anyone bc he’s a slut but here’s my favorites:

Tom/Harry: obviously

Tom/Albus Dumbledore: They match each others freak and I want to see more of it. Albus has a thing for dark wizards and Tom could benefit from a relationship with a significantly older man. Also previous teacher/student dynamic.

Tom/Albus/Grindlewald: Evil Twink deserves two older men to care for him. Weirdly whenever I think about this one it’s more of a fluff dynamic. Like Albus is like “Gellert you don’t get it this boy is so evil. Worse than you probably.” And Grindelwald is like “awwww he’s so cute!! Look at him :)” and Tom is just desperately trying to be cared for by someone for once in his life.

Tom/Charlie Weasley: They care about reptiles more than any human being and also have historically been disinterested in romance. Buff working man/evil nerd dynamic. Also drama bc of what Tom did to Ginny

Tom/Knights of Walpurgis: Worlds evilest polycule. He’s the bottom but he’s in charge and also tortures them if they don’t satisfy him. He has so many sugar daddies it’s actually crazy. Each of the Knights think they’re the best.

Voldemort/Bellatrix: BUT only if it’s the omegaverse and Bellatrix is the Alpha. (Tom is an omega obviously. Mpreg he’s the one who gives birth to Delphini.) Also funny if all the Death Eaters (and frankly everyone in the world) think they have the opposite dynamics but then it gets revealed in some way that VOLDEMORT is actually the Omega much to the shock and horror of everyone.