#imcorrect quotes

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: My husband said I shouldn't come here anymore.

Voldemort: And yet here you are...on my lap.

Bellatrix: I'm such a bad wife.

Voldemort, smirking: No. You're a good Death Eater.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Zephon: You've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

Turel: *warm laugh of fond reminiscence* I did do that.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

Dick: *posts a video consisting of multiple clips to social media, in which Jason is seen sitting in a chair, reading something on his phone*

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Jason: *widens his eyes and leans forward, gripping one of the chair arms*

Jason: No, the fuck, he didn't?!

Jason: That's not something he would say, but fine.

Jason: *blinks a few times* *looks up* *stares at his phone again* *blinks again* *raises his eyebrows*

Jason: *lies his phone aside, grips his hair while he paces around the room, clearly suppressing a scream*

Jason: I know I sometimes turn into a masochist when it comes to reading, but this is on a new level, even for me

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Tim: *walks into the frame and takes Jason's phone away*

Jason: Give me back my pho-

Tim: YOU READ BATFAMILY ON AO3?!

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim *stressing*: ima kill myself.

Bruce *alarmed dad noises*: No... there is so much to live for!

Tim *nonchalant*: like what, B? Taxes?

[the-bofurin-digest]

Umemiya: Where's the last place you flew?

Hiragi: right off the fucking handle and there's another potential flight on the way.

[thestarsaboveme]

for anyone wondering, this was basically sylus in my last post:

sylus to mc: did you eat my strawberries?

sylus: did you eat my strawberries?

sylus: let me smell your breath.

sylus: LET ME SMELL YOUR BREATH!

sylus: *sniffs*

sylus: oh, you strawberry eating b-"

thx, to @chaoticbardlady99 (I love your name btw) for putting me onto this😭😭

[lime-bucket]

Shawn: "hey,corey. youre on speaker. so behave"

Corey: "or what? youll spank me?"

[feaincorrectquotes]

Not an imcorrect quote but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Im SOOO HAPPY, She finally gets her resplendent

[lrsmoony]

Iroh: [opening the door to the Jasmine Dragon unceremoniously] One feels like a turtleduck splashing around in all this wet. and when one feels like a turtleduck one is happy.

Zuko: [pouring two cups of tea, looks up to his Uncle, face lightining up] Ooooh, turtleducklings!

Iroh: [laughing loudly before walking out] Too old to be a turtleduckling! Quack quack!

Sokka: [who was just there to drink the hangover tea brew Zuko had offered him earlier] .... What, and I cannot stress that enough babe, the fuck?

[between-two-fandoms]

The JatP scriptwriters, probably: So Kenny, how much gay subtext do you want?

Kenny, probably: Yes.

[incorrectbellamort]

Bellatrix: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Voldemort: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Bellatrix:

Bellatrix: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[lewierre]

daniel: i am such an hopeless bromantic

max: what?

daniel: like, high five me in the rain, fist bump me gently as the sun sets

[quirkincorrectquotes]

Kaminari: Long story short, I choked on Febreze.

Bakugou: How the hell do you do that?

Kaminari: Simple, I spray too much Febreze and then choke.

[cardinalcheerio]

Bruce: Why didn't you tell me about Damian!

Jay: Cause you dress your kids like traffic lights and send them to fight crime!

Bruce: And Talia teaches hers to kill people!

Jay *master Gaslighter*: So we're not your kids anymore? Wow bruce. Just wow.

Bruce: *sigh™️ *

Damian: tt

[the-bofurin-digest]

Umemiya: we should go somewhere fun today! I'll even do the driving.

Hiragi: you can't drive! You don't even have a license.

Umemiya: sure I do, see?

Hiragi: that's not a driver's license, it's a fishing license!

Umemiya: same thing, basically!

[incorrecthaniwaquotes]

Ken: I wish my younger brother would appreciate how low I set the bar for him