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[honestlydarkprincess]

my wife (ao3) has abandoned me (is down) and the kids (also me) miss her.

[teathattast]

Living with a cat who poops in the shower is like living in a horror film bc if I accidently leave that door open brother there's no telling what's on the other side of those curtains (it's poop)

[violent138]

I bet the other humans on the JLA kind of despise having Batman as one of the human members because:

Oliver: "Well, have fun travelling to that Star System guys, pack lots of snacks--"

Bruce: "I'll come along." *yanks out BatSpaceCowl. "This way I'll be able to breathe."

Oliver: "Well, it's too bad you only have one--"

Bruce, pulling out another: "Made one for you too."

Oliver:

Much later

Oliver: "He's crazy! And I don't even want to go this weekend, the kids have their--"

Dinah, wearily: "So just say you can't."

Oliver, mouth hanging open:

Dinah: "Seriously?"

Oliver: "You don't understand, I have to now. He made me this fucking space helmet!"

Dinah:

[sapphirebluejewel]

[mettywiththenotes]

He's gonna need one after that

[angstandhappiness]

Interesting

yeah.

[bluemoonbxtch]

cant say hannibal without nibble

[gordonstanheight]

sometimes you see f1 art and you can just tell what fandom they came from before this. we’ve got real yaoiheads making athletes kiss now anything is possible in this world

[honestlydarkprincess]

crystal and niko should have gotten to kiss 💔

[bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue]

I love seeing all your fandom origin stories! Mine was when I was 5 and picked out Meet Molly from my school’s library, and my grandmother read it to me after I got home from school. I read almost all the books from our library’s little American Girl section (although not all in order)! It’s been an on-and-off obsession ever since, probably the oldest one I’ve ever had.

I did see the little photos and mail-in cards that showed the dolls in the backs of the books, but had no idea they were primarily a doll brand—for a few years I thought the dolls were a fun side thing, probably much to the relief of my parents’ wallets.…

American Girl fans of Tumblr, what was your very first exposure to the brand?

Mine was finding a Meet Kaya book in my primary school's library.

[epicvampiretime]

i just found this in my notes

i have no memory of writing this by the way

[violent138]

Batman during an exceptionally boring League meeting:

J'onn, humming:

Oliver, pausing mid-presentation: ?

J'onn: "My apologies." *glares at Batman*

Superman, scribbling a serious note to Batman, hand covering his mouth:

Batman: *taps side of cowl*

J'onn: *humming differently*

Superman: *trying very hard to stay still in his heat*

Diana: *scribbling another note*

Arthur, reading it over, and whispering: "I like that one too."

Oliver: "Sorry. What's going on?"

Clark, Diana, J'onn:

Batman: "Let's all stay focused."

[weirdozjunkary]

Thinking back on the fanzine thing…

Aside from making my own Fanzine, I kind of want to do a collaborative one. Maybe with a set theme, like horror or related to an au or interest of mine (not like just an au fanzine, that already exists.)

Wondering if that would be a good idea? I think it would be fun.

[papercute]

(tags from @samcatthorneswalkingcorpse)

considering this!!

i do believe trevor could handle a gun if he knew how it worked, since ofc he’s proficient with other weapons like knives and whips. but im imagining him picking up a random gun he finds and just sort of pulling the trigger to see what happens.

thank god the bullet doesn’t hit anybody, but trevor, alucard, and sypha (because they’re always together in my mind) all jump a mile at the noise. sypha and alucard probably drop some some history or something and trevor keeps the gun for use in combat, since his weapons get stolen and broken etc.

anyway during a battle, after that exact scenario plays out, e.g knives broken/thrown and unable to be retrieved, whip/morning star out of reach, trevor remembers his new toy. him attempting to pump an enemy full of lead and it works, until, say, a bullet bounces back in an enclosed space and it hits his upper arm. he, sypha, and alucard are forced to lay low as trevor slowly recovers. teasing ensues, of course, with trevor swearing off guns and alucard reminding him it isn’t the gun’s fault, but rather his own incompetence (said while treating trevor’s wound, of course). sypha joins in, and proposes that trevor just doesn’t touch guns. like, ever again.

in the moment, arm throbbing and embarrassed at his failure, trevor agrees. of course he’d go back on this some time in the future when he comes across another firearm and, even though it was never a serious promise, both of his partners chime in to remind him what happened last time. trevor brushes them off, saying he learnt his lesson and has an extra scar to prove it. this time, the gun usage goes smoothly, and with that trevor is officially enamoured with the ability to wield a gun!

that’s how i think it would go down anyway. i sort of spiralled when i saw these tags but i couldn’t do nothing with them. thank you, @/samcatthhorneswalkingcorpse !!

rip trevor belmont you would have loved guns

[monikatouhou]

"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees