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[castroxche]

usamericans looooove race science. it's their favourite thing. from identifying themselves using 19th century race science terms to racially profiling and blood quantuming latinos, it truly is one of their favourite activities right next to eating hamburger

[juz0suke]

[purple-mushroom-cap]

[mentallyillmindmeld]

don’t!!! stop!!! believing!!! hold!!! on!!! to!!! that!!! feeling!!!

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[teathattast]

Realizing you've had a positive impact on someone's life makes life worth living btw

[solradguy]

I think that thinking that wearing a denim jacket with denim jeans is bad has got to be some kind of like psyop or something because denim lasts forever and is piss easy to repair

I think the fashion industry is just really jealous of my vintage Hard Rock Cafe denim jacket

[scarletmaster143]

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

ok but which one is chekhov’s gun?

hoffman's car

[fat-toes]

Good morning Omori nation

Memes made by me !

[sidecast-text]

ugh this is so awkward i was going to have sex with this guy but he just got a call that his dad died and now i cant get his pulse high enough to lay my eggs into his bloodstream

[pizzapasta23045]

I helped indoctrinate @zhongli-lover-69 into the Apothecary Diaries series. Which was a net positive because I got to read the funniest Lakan messages of all time.

[i-like-rocks22]

People in the Ming Dynasty between 1368 and 1644 be like:

Cannot stress enough how much you need to get on this stir fry shit. Newly living alone and don't know how to cook? Stir fry. Saturday morning after a rough night and need to whip up something tasty and hearty in a hurry? Stir fry. Approaching your thirties and deciding you need to eat healthier, balanced meals? Stir fry. Pick yourself out a protein, a starch, and like three veggies. More if you want. Then, simply stir and fry

[honestlydarkprincess]

happy pervert wednesday to all who celebrate

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

I think Jonathan Sims would crack and pop like a glowstick when he moves while Martin would either be deathly silent or you’d hear a singular meaty pop when he moves and nothing else

[violent138]

I just know sibling interactions in the Cave go like:

Dami and Tim, eyeing Steph and Cass lie through their teeth to Oracle and Bruce before running off:

Dami, eyes narrowed: "They're up to something."

Tim, also preparing to lie to Oracle and Bruce: "They're lucky that we are too." *grimly contemplates what they could be up to* "We'll tell B squared if we need a distraction."

Dami: "Agreed. Alright, let's go."

*all of them miss Duke sneaking off with large armfuls of supplies*