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[solradguy]

the 20 million triangles making up Lars Canyon Guilty Gear Strive

[thevulturesquadron]

It just occurred to me that Davrin and Cullen would probably hit it off immediately and get along well, possibly even start a ‘nobody’s got time for bullshit’ club.

[1dumbfox]

[bamboo-is-a-lie]

Annabelle Cane to Martin: “y’all are literally too gay for me to manipulate you and it’s forcing me to actually include you in my fucking plan”

[pizzapasta23045]

I love how everyone at first when they watch apothecary diaries gets creeped the hell out by Lakan and then his whole arc happens and you get his backstory and you're very quickly like,,,, DAMN I'M SO SAD FOR HIM.

[teathattast]

My daily schedule:

> plot and scheme

> go non verbal

> play the witcher 3 for 15 minutes

> plot and scheme

> dinner

> plot and scheme

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

girls will be like “everything’s fine” while their soul gem looks like this

[violent138]

This is stupid, but because I kept waiting to be jumpscared during The Penguin with a Batreveal, have what I think was going on:

Alfred, over comms to a rabid Battinson on a seemingly eternal patrol: "Sir, you told me to keep you updated. Alberto Falcone has died."

Battinson: "One of Riddler's groupies got him?"

Alfred: "No."

Battinson: "Was he trapped under rubble or did he drown?"

Alfred: "Foul play sir, he might've gotten--"

Battinson: "Can't talk now, someone's stealing from one of the medicine depots."

Or

Alfred: "Sir, in the tunnels, the Penguin is--"

Battinson: "He's drowning in the tunnels?"

Alfred: "No--"

Battinson: "He's flooding the tunnels?"

Alfred: "No."

Battinson: "Honestly he got the power back in Crown Point which was a relief. I got bigger things to deal with right now. Call if something changes."

Or

Alfred: "Sir, Detective Gordon is trying to reach you."

Battinson: "He knows a family that needs to be relocated?"

Alfred: "No, it appears Sofia Falcone is--"

Battinson: "Mayor's calling, got to go."

[solradguy]

WTF!!!! When Sun/Moon came out all I saw was endless whining about it, but the new critters they added KICK ASS????

NO one on my socials were talking about the shiny version of the toucan pokemon that made it bisexual I'm so mad I was surrounded by HATERS

(I knew about all the furrybait pokemon already, I know about lycanroc and the ice ninetails..............)

[i-like-rocks22]

...i'm your genX manager and you can't tell if I'm mad at you or not...

the ellipsis is the most powerful of all the punctuation…so versatile…i’m pondering…i’m omitting…i’m implying…i’m trailing off…

[thevulturesquadron]

Going through the first chat with Taash once you recruit them and it’s still a bit jarring to hear all the ‘lords are good people’ and ‘we use cultural consultants’ takes.

I choose to see that as Taash’s more sheltered point of view, especially when, as a Lord of Fortune, you get to contradict them twice (once on the topic of stealing, and again when Rook admits they usually think treasure first, the ethics of it being dependent on the circumstances).

I am sure that Isabela is reinforcing some rules out of self-preservation and because of past experiences, but the Lords of Fortune are not archeologists. If anything, they are tomb raiders.

[garbagechocolate]

Would someone kill me if I said frank reminds me of nightmare sans

[makeamericaeatagain]

Feeder who secretly thinks they're getting the better end of the deal by manipulating their feedee to get obscenely fat

🤝

Their feedee who secretly thinks they're getting the better deal by manipulating their feeder to wait on them hand and foot

[gordonstanheight]

any driver named george russell born after 1992 can’t be a good person….. all they know is diva, talk like an old man, manipulate, be british, throw hands, fuck over other drivers, listen to mid music, be bisexual, eat salad and lie

[pizzapasta23045]

A poster that probably exists somewhere on the walls of the Harem: