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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for


#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#mv33#lance stroll#ls18#fa14#fernando alonso#textpost#shitpost#me irl
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single of the men in the galley at labor obtained phoned painful and answered "I am not painful. You only locate me painful. There are myriad humans which affection me." I consider we must every raise his perspective
one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude
#this is such a great way of facing life. it's all about perspective#incorrect synonyms#thesaurus#textpost
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GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing
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i would match your freak in every lifetime
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me, getting tagged: yippie!! omg they thought of me 🥺💕
me, going to tag someone: oh god what if they secretly hate me and this is annoying and you know what maybe i should just go die instead—
#why does it be like that huh#i love getting tagged but when i go to tag people i get so nervous#jess rambles#tumblr#textpost
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Eccleston's undeniably top-notch acting aside, that episode featured craptastically tacky green silicone aliens from a planet called Raxacoricofallapatorius, with some serious lip filler issues and bad flatulence problem, and they ran flailing about Cardiff in chase scenes worthy of a Benny Hill show.
And then in the midst of all that silliness, you get all those heavy-hitting dialogue lines, and the villain eventually gets a redemption arc/a shot at redemption because the Doctor recognises that poverty, abuse and violence are all factors in bringing out the worst in people (well, Raxacoricofallapatorians, to be precise) and chooses to change that instead of simply exacting punishment.
I fell in love with Doctor Who there and then.
doctor who meme | nine scenes [3/9]
↳ “You’ve been in that skin suit too long. You’ve forgotten. There used to be a real Margaret Blaine. You killed her and stripped her and used the skin. You’re pleading for mercy out of a dead woman’s lips.”
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aquarium date is yuri, and killing each other with sharp weapons is also yuri
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I love plushies. The fact that humans will packbond with objects made of fluffing, fabric, and cotton, all because it is made to look like a silly little guy, is like the peak of human design.
#eelslippers#textpost#plushies#i love my silly lil guys. im holding them right now. they are soft and cute#if anyone ends up reblogging this tag this with your plushy names ill go first#my favourites are a lobster named lob and a jellycat dilophosaurus named Dill Davey#i may be a full grown adult but ill never stop loving plushies
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Madoka Magica Heritage Post
if u feel worthless just remember that madoka would see the good in you and believe in you
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I think the world is a better place with autistic people in it and I will die on that hill
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nah anons right i wanna fuck most things that are ‘scary’
Taxonomy cancelled we are dividing all avatars into 'fuckable' and 'unfuckable'
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So I finally made a uquiz to see how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.
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thinking about bard's backstory. imagine you're stranded in a ditch surrounded by your dead comrades and this posh ass pretty boy shows up out of nowhere to flirt with you over tea. insane.
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I’m so tired here’s some memes
Memes made by me !
#omori#omori mari#omori basil#omori hero#omori aubrey#omori kel#omori sunny#omori stranger#omori kim#omori sweetheart#omori rosa#omori slime girls#omori marina#omori medusa#omori molly#kelbrey#kimbrey#photobomb omori#sunburn omori#suntan omori#sunflower omori#cactiflower omori#heromari#omori memes#omori incorrect quotes#textpost#fattoes memes
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Cis men being pissed off that butches and masc are doing masculinity better than them never fails to amuse me. Especially when they notice that other women like it. They get so angry and dismissive that women can be attracted to other women.
Like honey, it is called lesbianism, but try to respect women for once in your life and learn some manners and see how that goes for you.
#men have really no reason to be so disrespectful about us literally only existing#boy oh boy...#textpost#sapphic#wlw#sapphic textpost#wlw textpost#lgbtq#lesbian#butch lesbian#masc lesbian#butch#masculine lesbian#butchxfemme#butch4femme#femmexbutch#femme4butch
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