#batbros

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Hey Dick, we're about to go to Batburger. Can you come with us so we can get the senior citizen discount?

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

There's no 'right answer' but he definitely has one.

[midnight-gardener]

He WHAT 🤠

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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

[timdrakewhump]

I hate searching up Tim Drake addict and getting coffee addict Tim.. I need this man on COKE. NOW.

[wickedbats]

Tim: We all have a skeletons in our closets.

Damian: You do?

Jason: Some more than others.

Damian: I don’t… anymore.

Dick: It’s perfectly normal.

Damian: You said it’s illegal to do such a thing.

Tim, Jason and Dick processing what he said: Wait, no!

Dick: We’re not being serious!

Jason: It’s an idiom, kid!

Tim: It means having past secrets that are either bad or embarrassing.

Damian: Oh. Then I don’t have any skeletons in my closet. You all know my past now.

Jason: I gotta get you an idiom booklet.

[theaceofarrows]

12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

-

[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

[marionluth]

This is so them!

brothers, amirite

[san-fics]

Tim: I just launched the antivirus

Tim: It checked everything and said “No confidential documents were found on your computer”

Tim: It was supposed to look for viruses, not to spy on me!

Dick [knowingly]: Let me guess

Dick: Bruce gave it to you?

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim: Who's your favorite brother?

Jason: Dick. Don't tell him.

Tim: Not me?

Jason: You can't be mad, he's your favorite too.

Tim: Fair enough.

[potterhead0taku]

… Jason no.

Jason: my traumas, my jokes

[incorrectbatfam]

How would Bruce Wayne react to the fact that there's thirsty fan edits of his kids out on TikTok for any teenage girl that opens her phone can watch and vice versa for the batkids

BC imagine just scrolling on tiktok and a fan edit of your dad or brother comes up 😭🤚

+ Bonus the JL members torment Bruce BC of this, and Tim uses it as blackmail against him lmao.

Barbara: We've had a security breach. Our patrol routes have been compromised.

Bruce: What happened?

Barbara: Nightwing posted a thirst trap and doxxed himself.

Bruce:

Bruce: None of those words were part of my training.

[mel-mcz]

I hate it when my younger brother tells me this. And he's not even one apple taller than me!

Tim: When I was small-

Jason: *laughs*

Tim: What?

Jason: 'Was'.

[timdrakewhump]

Something something… Tim still flinching when left alone with Jason and feeling so bad about it because if everyone else can move on why can’t he?… Batfam being so desperate to keep Jason close they ignore Tim’s discomfort… maybe even send him home to live by himself so Jason is more comfortable… something something..

[rokon24]

Dick: Guess who’s getting his booty blasted at 4 PM today?

Bruce, shocked: There has to be a line, Dick!

Dick: No, no, no, no, it’s an exercise class I signed up for: Booty Blast Cross Training.

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