#batfamily memes

[sins-of-the-father-au-official]

Hello hello it’s been a hot second but I am back mostly over the coughing up my lungs. However I did create some cold and flu medicine inspired Au memes I thought you guys would find funny. One based on the early chapters and one overall.

( I also realized that some of the text is kind of readable since I was kind of loopy it was meant to say herbal water over a smoothie)

This is partly based on a few head cannons most that Talia all though well-meaning has been giving Bruce small watered-down bits of the Lazarus water in order to make sure he will be in his prime for longer. All under the guise of a Herbal water for healing. She does care and wants to do good but is skewed by her environment.

( If you want to checkout how her arc actually plays out beyond these memes check out the prologue snippet I promise it is a good read.)

Secondly in the Au Dick and Barbara has desperately trying to keep The Joker away from Bruce after Jasons death. Not because they think the joker should be protected but out of worry a leathal encounter could have horrible ripple effects for the entire team.

[theaceofarrows]

Pov: You're a Gotham criminal in December

[dollishmehrayan]

WE LISTEN, WE DON’T JUDGE TREND ── .✦

A/n: so there’s this trend on TikTok where it’s like “we listen we don’t judge” and I couldn’t stop thinking about batboys doing this (here’s the trend -> trend) SO UM YEAH.

(tags: batboys we listen we don’t judge trend.)

All of them: we listen, we don’t judge.

jason: "I once stole the Batmobile because Bruce wouldn't let me drive it, then parked it in front of Crime Alley like it was a trophy."

Dick: "And you’re proud of that?"

Tim: "He said we don’t judge."

Damian: "But I am judging."

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Dick: "I once did an entire patrol in sequined tights because I forgot my suit, and honestly? Gotham didn’t notice."

Jason: "They definitely noticed, man."

Tim: "Still doesn’t top the mullet plus, discowing, plus-“ *cue dick shushing him with his finger aggressively*

Damian: "Disgraceful, I don’t associate with you imbeciles.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Tim: "I once fell asleep on a rooftop during patrol and woke up to pigeons sitting on me, back when I was robin I think.”

Jason: "Bro, how do you survive Gotham?"

Dick: "Better question—how did we not find you?"

Damian: "this is why I try to escape you guys.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Damian: "I once released a venomous snake in the Batcave to test Father’s reflexes."

Jason: "See? This is why nobody wants to come near you within a 6 mile radius."

Tim: "I still have nightmares from Bruce’s screams.”

Dick: "Bruce does too, I heard him screaming about snakes the other night, no wonder why.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Duke: "I once wore a full frankstein suit to school for spirit day... because I forgot it wasn’t Halloween and like mixed up Halloween and spirit day up.”

Jason: "I’m so proud of you."

Damian: "Jason can go dress up like frankstein because he doesn’t need to color the scars or stit-“ *cue jason leaping from his seat towards damian*

Dick: “WHAT THE FUCK-“

── .✦

*video ends with jason and Damian sitting on the couch in full body casts.*

[firerose18991]

Knowing Bruce he's the type of Father that lets his children pick off his plate. After a certain amount of children he's learned to order two of the same plate.

[comics-at-dawn]

i love the bat family sm 🖤🦇

[mothmoth0]

Someone save Tim 😭

[gothamsmom]

Headcanon: Tim Drake, the Accidental Femboy Icon

At some point in his life—probably during a sleep-deprived caffeine crash—Tim got caught in the wild looking just a little too cute. Maybe he was wearing one of Dick’s oversized sweaters, maybe his hair was messy in an aesthetic way, maybe he was just radiating that exhausted, soft boy vibe that had people questioning their preferences.

Someone snapped a picture. Someone posted it. Someone put #CutestFemboy under it.

Fifteen-year-old Tim was not emotionally equipped for that.

The moment he saw it, his soul left his body. His brain hit the emergency shut-off button. He experienced all five stages of grief in under a minute before immediately launching into action. Within the next hour: ✅ The post was gone. ✅ The entire account was deleted. ✅ The poster’s IP address? Compromised. ✅ Their personal data? Locked down tighter than the Batcave. ✅ Their WiFi? Somehow running at dial-up speed now.

But the thing is… Tim wasn’t mad. He was just overwhelmed. Like, sure, it was kinda flattering. Maybe. He guessed. But also? He didn’t have the mental stability to handle that kind of attention. He was 15, tired, and already drowning in existential crises—he did not need the internet to decide he was their new uwu softboy obsession.

So, because Tim is nothing if not fair, he also left an anonymous deposit in the guy’s PayPal. Just… a little financial apology for ruining his entire digital existence.

Bruce later found out and had to have a very long talk about proportional responses. Tim was unrepentant.

[redactedrem]

The realization came to me during my lunch break.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Memes based on The Drakes Spoiled Brat (part 4) (WERE BACK BABYYY) All of these are chapter 9

[quotidian-oblivion]

Evie-stevie (@foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego) made some memes for chapter 20 of the fic and I'd like to share them all with you!

[SPOILERS of The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry]

Love you, Evie /p you're an awesome beta-reader and I had tons of fun going over the fic w you

[gothamstodd]

I know somebody has to have done this before so apologies if so but I just think I'm so funny

[cutebat]

Me when I solved the answer, but the teacher told me to show my work.

[theaceofarrows]

Gotham citizen memes

[ms-nesbit]

batfamily's spotify wrapped!!!

top 0.05% listeners of Hozier: dick

top artist - Celine Dion: damian

listened to over 130 genres (mostly while asleep): tim

listened to more podcasts than music: barbara :)

top genre - dad rock: bruce

top artist - kk slider: cass

top playlist - 'men: a tragedy': kate

proud listener of only tiktok music: duke thomas

streamed holiday in cambodia 12 times in one night (bad habit): alfred

abandoned spotify's platform bc he 'doesn't want to support a bullshit system that essentially pirates small artists' work', but in reality dumped it entirely when spotify fully monetized their audiobooks: jason

[firerose18991]

College is kicking my ass, have a batfam:

Jason:  (on the stairs) And if I'm lying then may the devil himself strike me down.

*immediately trips and falls down screaming*

Bruce: *un bothered, reading a book* Stop summoning things the mansion is haunted enough.

Duke:  Haunted? *eye roll*

Bruce:  Half my family is buried in the backyard. Of course this place is haunted.

[comics-at-dawn]

if they don’t unhand dick imma riot 😭