#dc characters

[lovesick-joey]

happy holidays!!

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

I honestly love how RH has RR by the scruff. Peak big brother behaviour.

Nice rope

[olailamajnoon]

Stephanie: Broose.

Bruce: *looks up* what's wrong?

Stephanie: I think I'm colorblind.

Bruce:...

Bruce: why do you think that.

Stephanie: no one sees color like I do, apparently.

Bruce: I'm sure that's not true honey.

Stephanie: *holding up a hoodie* Apparently everyone thinks this is blue...? I feel like they're fucking with me, but I can't be sure.

Bruce: Color is relative and subjective anyway.

Stephanie: Look at you, putting your Princeton philosophy degree to good use. *points to her hoodie* What shade is this?

Bruce: aubergine.

Stephanie:...

Stephanie: and what would a normal person call it?

Bruce: Um...periwinkle?

Stephanie: nope, try again.

Bruce: indigo

Stephanie: Okay, that one I know. *turning towards the door* Hey losers! Game's up. Bruce sees purple too!

Bruce: Just to clarify, I don’t see purple. I identify it.

Stephanie: How you survived highschool without getting a wedgie is beyond me.

[ruyeung]

[ratf13nd]

Good morning Jari nation

[iketatum]

@mae-kent gracias por sugerirme dibujar este personaje,espero que te guste el resultado! ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

[vertigoartgore]

1988's Hellblazer Vol.1 #4 cover by cover artist Dave McKean.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Damian: Mom's in town.

Bruce: Your mom?

Damian: No, no, your mom. She's back from the grave.

Bruce: My mom would be less scary.

Damian: It can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child.

Damian: I don't mean to brag, but that's why I didn't have any friends.

[00mutation00]

One of my head canons for Jason is that his hair is going white bc of the stress of comic back to life, so the more he is living the more white the hair will eventually get and at the end all of his hair will be white at like age 45 or something

Anyway this took waaaaaaaay to long and I will now indeed not draw for like a month 🦐🦐🦐🦐

( am lying I have a Tim drawing in my head )

[kallumity]

I lost a Tumblr fanfic because Tumblr is stupid. Help

It was attached to a post about an au where Tim Drake doesn't have a bat obsession and accidentally figures out the batman's identity because of a school project, (pre death in the family) which resulted in him fleeing from a Jason Todd and sunshine older brother because they go to the same school.

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

I've been on fire with these AUs lately, here's another smaller one:

Jason goes back in time, or, more accurately, gets thrown into a parallel timeline where he realizes he can change the course of this one.

It's right after he became Robin, so he doesn't have much to change yet. However, he actually does fight off some villains before the past Bats get there lol. Because Red Hood is as feral as the streets he was raised on, and you can't change that.

Anyway, he decides to go spy on past Tim. The kid who would grow up and 'replace' him.

.....

What kind of parents leave a baby three year old alone in the giant house for months with no one but some less-than-attentive servants? Also did this kid, this little kid, have no self preservation instincts? He forgot to eat or sleep a lot, dammit. Let alone with the whole roof-jumping things.

Jason cannot believe how just tiny his kid brother was back then. He's a bit smaller than he should be.

So this is why Tim acts like he does. Jason makes a mental note to be more... gentle, with his crazy kid brother when he gets back to his timeline.

Anyway, after watching Tim be emotionally neglected and just having no one and realizes that Tim lived like this for years before joining the Bats, Jason waits a bit so things have a chance to settle (And because he's still not sure), and when Tim is about five, he shadows the little guy as he wanders Gotham after the three Bats.

When Tim falls asleep on a random rooftop (he five in this, guys) in the freaking snow, Jason can't take it any longer.

He snatches the little guy off the rooftop, sneaks into the Batcave, and leaves tiny Tim there, with a small sticky note he steals and writes that this is the neighbours' kid who is being neglected (And if you want, abused) , and signs it off as 'Anonymous who totally didn't find this feral tiny gremlin on a rooftop and semi-kidnap him'.

Tiny Tim is so tired that he doesn't wake up during any of it lol.

Past Bruce, past Dick, and past Jason come back to see a little boy conked out in the Cave, a sticky note next to him saying that he's the neighbours' kid who is being neglected.

The note is signed 'Anonymous who totally didn't find this feral tiny gremlin on a rooftop and semi-kidnap him'.

Bruce notes that the tiny kid is rather small and thin, not to mention freezing.

Dick and Robin!Jason take one look at past Tim and go "he's ours now."

When Tim wakes up, he panics a bit and tries to bolt but Bruce catches him and soothes him and confirms that the kid's parents don't give a freaking thought about him.

In the next few months, it's surprisingly easy for Bruce get custody. Jason and Dick are delighted to have a new little bro.

Tim takes a while to get used to suddenly having a good dad and two awesome big bros.

Tim doesn't remember how he got into the Batcave- all he remembers is conking out on some snowy rooftop (Bruce was horrified by this) and being vaguely aware of being scooped up and carried.

All Tim remembers of whoever had taken him was that they were really big, had a leather jacket, and mumbled to him the whole way until he went back to full sleep again. Past Tim only vaguely remembers the person's (lol it was Older Jason) voice.

Jason-from-another-timelime watches in satisfaction from the shadows.

His work is done.

Later he also saves himself from the Joker and somehow escapes detection.

Then he gets back to his timeline because Flash finally found him.

He yells at his timeline's Tim, reveals to the rest of the Bats how bad it really was for Tim, and well, you can guess how that ends lol.

[arkangelo-7]

Bruce got confused and chose thot son, but that’s okay because we got this glorious piece of art

pussy graydaughter or whatever his name is

[spocks-husband]

Are we gonna talk about this moment when teenage Bruce literally almost makes out with a guy in The Knight and it's not even subtle

[olailamajnoon]

Selina: Bruce there's something I have to tell you.

Bruce: what.

Selina: I stole the necklace of Isis from the museum.

Bruce: I know.

Selina: I never told you..?

Bruce: A cat-themed necklace disappears from Gotham Museum. Please tell me what kind of detective I'd be if I went "now what could have possibly happened to it?"

Selina: well, I'm hurt. You just presumed that I took it?

Bruce: You DID take it.

Selina: Yes but. It's the principle of the thing. People are innocent until proven guilty.

Bruce: you're not.

[valjeanzachary]

Sam Raimi directing Animal-Man starring Glen Powell