#damijon

[lettersfromaplatypus]

Staaaaahp it’s so funny and so cute

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: og course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *choke on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Buce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[cimolibur]

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[radishclover]

My head cannons on the bat family when they first met Damian or when was added to the family

Dick: If your grandson of the so-called "Demons Head" then does that mean you're a cannibal?

Damian: ... What the FUCK!? What is wrong with you! I'm not a cannibal!

Jason: *Whispers with a smirk* He is a cannibal

Tim: So your prefer human flesh or animal flesh? You're definitely not vegan

Damian: I'm not a cannibal- Who the fuck said I'm vegan! I still eat meat!

Tim: And I'm asking, do you prefer human flesh or animal flesh!?

Damian: I'M NOT A CANNIBAL!!!!!

*Years After And Dating Jon*

Jon: Damian, you rest up, I'll cook dinner

Damian: Jon, that's sweet- The fuck you wearing?

Jon: *Wearing a white plastic suit with a glass window helmet* Do you feel like eating humans or animals?

Damian: *About to lose it* No humans! I don't eat humans!

Jon: *Sighs in relief and takes off the suit* Oh good, I don't have to kill someone-

Damian: For the LAST TIME! I'M NOT A CANNIBAL!!!

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[nightlessnightwing]

This is so cute! I love Dick and Jon having a brother like relationship

I love the idea of Dick just adoring Jon. Like Nightwing's standed up for Superboy and comforted him a couple times in comics. It's such a lovely parallel to how Superman was always super kind to Robin and he grew up to really admire his uncle Clark.

Anyways imagine a Damijon scenario where his little brother (whom he adores as much as any older brother can) is dating that little kid he looks out for so much. I think he would have an aneurysm trying to figure who he should be most affronted for, until he realizes "hmmm no actually these are my two favorite kids m, they're the only ones good enough for the other. I've won".

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Tim: Want to play a game?

Jason: *war flashbacks to knife monopoly* ...okay...?

Tim: It's called 'Jon or katana'. I give you actual quotes from Damian, and you guess if he was talking to his sword or his boyfriend.

Jason:

Jason: Awesome.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Based off the Addams Family TV show where Gomez drops everything when Morticia speaks French to kiss up her arm.

Google told me Alkamal means perfect. Don’t know if it right tho lol

Commission Info / Kofi

[thief-of-eggs]

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

[sophiasrant]

I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?

[spacespacespace]

Someone’s talks abt superboy and robin and I’m js like

Do you mean loser nerd robin and cool cloned superboy?

Or the stabby stab stab robin and ray of sunlight superboy?

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

[khajittink]

Bruce coming up to Dick and Tim (Jason isn't at the manor), they just point at Damian. Damian was learning from Alfred and Jason to impress Jon 😉

(Anyone currently running a batfam socmed AU feel free to steal this 💜)

[tarta-de-limon]

I had to join 💀

I don't think you want to see him again, Dami...

Edit: I FORGOT THE "INTO A COOKIE" NOOO

[reikunator]

Pride month drawing (Old) | Projecting myself into my favorite character

Based on Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular (2020)

[devine-fem]

Wait… I just found out that this picture comes from Jon’s dreams… you mean to tell me Jon dreamt up Damian in this outfit………