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gorefatale · 2 days ago
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If Robert Pattinson's Batman is "Battinson," then David Corenswet's Superman is... Superwet???
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bugbear-with-a-bb-gun · 16 hours ago
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Sad Batfamily HC;
Imagine someone (probably another rich asshole) decides to call CPS anonymously on Bruce Wayne and his family.
When the cops arrive for a wellness check, it’s kinda obvious that the kids will be taken away (since patrol and shit gives them a bunch of bruises and cuts.) so imagine Bruce fucking loosing it over loosing like 70% of his kids.
Mf 10 year old Damian being put in a foster home, Tim, Steph and Duke being put in a group home and Bruce being brought in for questioning.
The questions are ones he can not answer, since they are things like ‘why so many kids?’ ‘Where did you even find most of them?’ ‘Who is Damian’s mother?’ Etc.
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jasonsthunderthighs · 3 days ago
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Jason: Fight me, you nerd ass punk!
Bruce: At least TRY to sound sophisticated, when you threaten someone.
Jason: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Bruce: Somehow, that was WORSE.
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supine-ly · 2 months ago
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Natural selection at its finest
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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 2 months ago
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*after Tim dyed his hair for something*
Bruce: You look like the girl from monsters Inc.
Tim: Boo
Bruce:
Tim:
Bruce:
Tim: That's her name.
Bruce: Oh. I thought you were trying to scare me
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iwannabealice · 10 months ago
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clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you
bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?
clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-
bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son
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adhara2034 · 4 months ago
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I think Tim often listens to stories about Dick and Jason's time as Robin and feels so much envy.
When he was Robin, there was no hiding under Batmans cloak or saying crappy puns or laughing with him. There was just work and being alone.
Tim spent most of his Robin career either holding Batman together or doing things alone.
And then Jason came back, and Batman spent more time trying to unmask him, more effort into defeating him, then he had ever shown Tim.
It was only through so much time that Batman finally started seeing Tim not as his sons replacement, but as his Robin.
But still, Tim had the shittiest Robin run because he never truly got to be Robin.
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murdockbuckley · 6 months ago
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no one can convince me brucie wayne isn't the type of celebrity to have released his own songs and so he appears as a guest judge on singing shows and it's always incredibly funny
and everyone thinks he's songs are going to be terrible but they're actually really fucking good
when he's pre-children it's just his vocals and piano playing, sometimes alfred makes a cameo with an instrument or two
then he starts adopting and slowly his songs start to gain new instruments and voices, they start branching into different genres
and some of the songs are really silly and obviously written as jokes by his children, some are heartfelt and heartbreaking
and anytime anyone in his family brings him lyrics he produces and releases the songs no matter what (this includes any of his close friends)
of course any profits gained from the songs are funded to different charities, all specifically chosen by whoever created the song - or if bruce created the song they all chose a different charity and let a spinny wheel pick
oliver queen often challenges bruce to music competitions, knowing he'll lose, just so they can compete and see who can raise more money
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mylifeingotham · 9 months ago
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tarta-de-limon · 2 months ago
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@tinybluealien 😭😭✋✋
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I like to think he was on a mission, fell down the mountain right to the water, right in front of the monkeys, and now they think he's a weird type of monkey. Poor weird monkey, all alone, they decide to take him in. Besides, he has food!
Damian panics because those nuts are all he has and they're eating them way too fast. He thinks they'll attack him the moment they're over, but they're actually very nice.
He's starting to feel dizzy when Bruce arrives and, well...
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Bruce gave them lots of yummy food and took Damian while they were eating.
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Best mission ever.
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actualmagus · 3 months ago
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Idk if this been posted but HOLY FUCK SKKALALDKHDSODHWOFKDLSYAKRKGDJWKLCJBEPOORJASON
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bugbear-with-a-bb-gun · 2 days ago
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The TV show will be called ‘The Bat Bitches’ or just stealing the DCSHG name of ‘Make It Wayne’
Anyway more content:
Bruce: *sits down on the couch* “really? All of you have been doing this?”
Steph: “just cooperate! Before Dick turns off all the sneak-out security measures!” *pulls out a piece of paper.* “so, introduce yourself, tell us a little bit about you and then what you think of every single one of us!”
Bruce: *sighs in annoyance* “fine. I am Bruce Wayne, i…uh…enjoy to read and help people.” *long pause.* “I’ll start with dick I guess-“
*in the end of Bruce speaking of all his kids, almost all of them are in tears of joy since their dad really loved them.*
Bruce: “-yeah and thats about it.” *smiles at seeing Stephanie wipe away a tear.* “heh” *then suddendly Cass shows up behind him and he gets jump scared making everyone chuckle a little, including Bruce and Cassandra.*
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jasonsthunderthighs · 3 days ago
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Bruce: Anyway, it's a party and I want the whole family there
Jason: We're havin a party??
Bruce: No.
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supine-ly · 1 month ago
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art dump
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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 1 month ago
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*batkids going out in gotham for the night*
Bruce: And what do you do if you get stopped by the cops?
All of the kids: let Tim or Jason deal with it as the two white passing ones.
Bruce: Good, now go have fun.
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zweetpea · 3 months ago
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Yandere batfam one shot/imagine thing
I'll probably make a part 2
You met Bruce while you were working as a waitress for a gala. It was a second job to pay rent. Maybe he brought Selina or some other girl or maybe he came alone.
Either way you two end up in a room together and end up sleeping together. Just as you’re pulling on your clothes he asks to see you again. He even offers you a check (let’s say it’s for 500k). You take the money promising to see him again but you don’t for about a year.
After a year of him searching every corner of Gotham he finally finds you. And surprise surprise you have a three month old baby girl.
He goes up to you and begs you to let him be in the baby’s life. After a few weeks of bribes (and him secretly stalking you) you finally make a deal with him. If he works from home he can take care of the baby during the day.
So you brought your baby to the Wayne Manor. You expected maybe a servant or maybe Bruce to answer the door. You were not expecting a young man to open the door. He had short shaggy black hair with an undercut and a K-pop hair style. He stared at you with his piercing blue eyes-
“Tim drake! That’s who you are! I used to love watching your let’s plays! I love your sense of humor!” Tim was surprised. Being the middle child (especially the middle boy) he often feels left behind by his siblings, so having someone notice his accomplishments for once felt nice.
“Drake. What are you looking-” a short boy came up behind the gamer. He had a darker complexion and slicked back black hair with piercing green eyes. You smiled at him and he straight up slammed the door in your and your baby’s face. Your eyes grew wide and your face fell into a scowl.
You heard shuffling from behind the door and when if opened you saw Tim holding the kid by the scruff of his collar as one would do with a misbehaving animal. “Sorry about that Miss.” Tim smiled at you. “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“I’m going to be late for work. Here give her to Bruce. Her name is Echo.” You give the baby to Tim. “Oh there you go. Support her head now.” You threw the bag in the small rude kids face. “Everything she needs is in there. I’ve left instructions inside for how to take care of her. If she doesn’t eat that much try tickling her tummy. I’ve labeled the extra bottles of her food so if she’s really hungry give her some and if it’s not enough call me I’ll get here as soon as I can. I don’t want her drinking any of that store bought crap. Understand?”
“Yes ma’am.” Tim smiled.
“Good.” You ruffled his hair. Then you turned to the younger boy. “Be good to my baby ya hear? Or else I’ll milk papa Bruce for every penny I can.” You ruffled his hair too. You then kissed your baby and went back to your car.
Tim shut the door and immediately Echo started crying. Bruce and Alfred came running at the noise.
“No… I missed her.” Bruce said. He looked at his three youngest kids. “Hey sweetheart.” Bruce tried to grab Echo. But Tim held her close. Everyone looked at him surprised.
“Father why did that rude lady drop off a baby.” Damian scowled.
“She’s not rude. She’s your future Step Mother.” Bruce smiled at the thought of your and his wedding. “Now Tim, give my baby here. She’s crying.”
“No.”
“No? What do you mean no?” Bruce seemed flabbergasted.
“She trusted me to hold her child. This is my baby sister.”
“Drake! Give father the baby. She’s being loud.” Damian covered his ears. Echo looked over at him and made a grabby hand gesture at him.
“It looks like she wants Master Damian’s attention.” Alfred pointed out.
“but-” Tim was cut off as Damian took the baby.
Echo’s cries grew quiet as her youngest older sibling held her. While Tim’s obsession with You and Echo became apparent almost immediately, giving him the praise his own family and the Media refused to, Damian’s was slow. It started with someone (echo) actually liking him. After all he went from being showered in attention under Talia’s thumb to being practically ignored at Wayne Manor.
Dick was by far the kindest to Damian, being a mentor to the young boy. But he could still bite back at Damian’s snark. Barbara and Stephanie took none of his crap, to the point where they barely spoke to him. Cass and Duke held no qualms about fighting with a kid. Jason was like a cool big brother and while he wasn’t at the manor often he always made most of his time there focused on the kid. Tim and Damian had a very strained relationship. And while Bruce loves Damian there’s always a bit of strain, and guilt on Bruce’s part. If he’d stayed with Talia maybe Damian wouldn’t have to grow up in a cesspool of Violence and mental agony.
“Back to your old ways of not wearing protection father?” Damian smirked.
“Damian… give me my Daughter.” Bruce said gently but firmly.
“Its nice to know you fought for her more than you fought for me. Though to be fair to you Ummi did shove us together.” He snarked as he held the baby who’d fallen asleep. Bruce went to grab her but Damian stepped back. “Ah ta ta. You wouldn’t want to disturb her right?” Damian smirked.
Over the next few hours Damian was mainly the one taking care of Echo if only to stop her from crying.
And at the end of the day when you finally got off work to pick up your sweet baby you were surprised to see Bruce, Damian, and Tim all playing with her in the living room. (What was more surprising was that her attention was mainly focused on the brat from this morning Damian.) She cooed as she saw you and you rushed to pick her up and gather her things into her bag.
Damian glared at you as you took Echo from his borderline iron clad grip. Who were you to take his sister, his blood sister mind you, away form him? (Her mother but we're not going to get into that right now.)
"Sweetness how about you just slow down. I'll have Alfred prepare you a drink. Which kind of tea do you like more Earl Gray or Jasmine." Bruce smiled and twiddled a piece of your hair in his hand.
You smacked his hand away. "No thank you. My baby and I need to get home." You said and quickly hurried out of there.
"Father you can't let her leave!" Damian said.
"Yeah! Don't you want that nice lady to be your wife?" Tim agreed.
"I was talking about Echo." Damian deadpanned.
Bruce ruffled both their heads. "Patience boys. Have a little faith in your old man." He smiled as you walked away. Before the month was out he'd have you and echo safely tucked away in his arms in the deepest recesses of Wayne Manor.
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