#dc bruce wayne

[the-fyre-flie]

Batman but he's a weird bat hybrid like Manbat, just luckier and a fruit bat rather than a vampire bat. A silly nonsense au where Bruce and Kirk were both infected with the bat DNA.

A little gross and body-horror ish at the end :3c

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The first few months of being infected seemed... almost normal. Bruce has identified exactly what Kirk had jabbed him with, and while fruit bat DNA certainly wasn't supposed to be in a human, it didn't seem to have any negative effects. Kirk had been shipped off to Arkham, but again, no weird effects from the vampire bat DNA he injected in himself. Of course, Bruce was heavily monitoring both of them, asking for frequent updates and blood samples. But after 4 months of Dr Langstrom having no ill reactions or even weird bat induced break out attempts, Bruce assumed things were... fine.

Then it wasn't fine.

It started with a growing craving for fruits. Alfred had brought down at least 3 different fruit salads to the Batcave in the past 12 hours alone, and Bruce was still unsatisfied. As he bit into his 7th apple, he stared at the bite marks he left behind. Since when did he have such pronounced fangs?

As he prodded at his fangs, nearly pricking himself, an alert suddenly popped up on the Batcomputer. Langstrom escaped Arkham. But the beast in the video of his escape was monstrous and nothing like frail, meek Kirk Langstrom. A large bat like thing, huge leathery wings and fur bursting from a torn straight jacket, fangs bared at the camera as its ears pinned back. As the feed cut out, Bruce grasped the desk in front of him, and strange pain ripping through his body. Behind him, he could hear Alfred talking. Or was it above him? He could hear Alfred, who was currently multiple stories above him in the manor. That shouldn't be possible...

Pushing through the pain, Bruce pulled on his cowl, the batsuit far more uncomfortable than normal. The heavy Kevlar weave and tight body armor felt like it was smaller than normal, the back and spine feeling horribly painful. As the Batmobile started it, Bruce gritted his too-sharp teeth, the sound loud and sharp in his ears... ears that were poking through his cowl? Gripping the wheel tighter, he had to just keep going. Man-Bat escaped, and Batman has to stop him.

Just as Bruce located Man-Bat, he was practically indisposed. He couldn't move, couldn't even thing, the agony of *something* trying to rip through the skin of his back becoming far too much. As he stumbled out of the Batmobile, his suit had already sent a distress signal to his family of vigilantes, an alert that he was in an unnatural amount of pain and needed help.

Leaning heavily against the Batmobile, he could hear the flap of wings above him, Man-Bat circling above head like he was stalking prey. Letting out a gutual noise, Bruce could feel something tearing, bursting past his spine and unfurling with a bloody, sticky squelch. Bat wings. Sleek, stained red from his own blood, but just as horrific as Man-Bats. The bat DNA that had infected both of them has finally kicked in, turning poor Kirk into a monstrous vampire bat while Bruce was luckier enough to keep his sanity as a fruit bat.

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If people like this, I'd be happy to write more :D

[gorefatale]

Batlantern is canon to me bcs Batman is canonically a genius therefore he would be smart enough to not fumble this

[supine-ly]

Natural selection at its finest

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*after Tim dyed his hair for something*

Bruce: You look like the girl from monsters Inc.

Tim: Boo

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: That's her name.

Bruce: Oh. I thought you were trying to scare me

[iwannabealice]

clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you

bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?

clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-

bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son

[adhara2034]

I think Tim often listens to stories about Dick and Jason's time as Robin and feels so much envy.

When he was Robin, there was no hiding under Batmans cloak or saying crappy puns or laughing with him. There was just work and being alone.

Tim spent most of his Robin career either holding Batman together or doing things alone.

And then Jason came back, and Batman spent more time trying to unmask him, more effort into defeating him, then he had ever shown Tim.

It was only through so much time that Batman finally started seeing Tim not as his sons replacement, but as his Robin.

But still, Tim had the shittiest Robin run because he never truly got to be Robin.

[yandereunsolved]

Ok but imagine being in a one night stand with bruce wayne and sneaking out in the morning and you run into his gang of kids and his butler

You:🧍‍♀️

Them:🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

And now you have to not only ignore bruce wayne atempts at flirting, but also his weird family atempts at bonding time

😭 Oh, my goddesses.

Imagine just wanting a quick pleasure night and ending up stuck in a situationship with the most powerful family in Gotham.

Bruce Wayne

one night later.

Yandere Bruce Wayne

Dick/Pussy so good you make Batman obsessed.

And Alfred is like "Master Bruce has been lonely for many years. He needs this."

And darling is just thinking 'was the dick worth it? it was, but was it?'

And then you just have the rest of the Batfam acting like lil ducklings following behind darling.

Damian dragging a dead body towards darling and leaving it at their feet like a cat does for their owner.

[cebawoohoo]

As someone with siblings, I just thought of something we would do to each other to annoy one another and I thought it would be funny if the BatKids did it.

Damian who is sitting on the couch, staring at Tim:

Tim getting annoyed: Can you stop staring at me?

Damian deciding to be a little shit: I’m not staring at you.

Tim who clearly sees Damian still staring at him: Yes you are.

Damian: No I’m not

Tim: Yes you fucking are.

Damian:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: Bruce! Tell Damian to stop staring at me!

Bruce who was just walking by and is running on thirty minutes of sleep and doesn’t want to deal with his kids just yet: Damian, stop staring at your brother.

Damian: I’m not staring at him, Father.

Tim: Yes he is! Tell him to stop!

Bruce, sighing: Tim, just try to ignore him.

Tim: No! I find it hella creepy for the little demon child staring at me constantly!

Bruce absolutely done with this shit: Damian, please don’t stare at your brother anymore.

Damian: But I wasn’t, Father!

Tim: Stop lying! We clearly see you staring at me!

Bruce: Tim, sweetheart, why don’t you leave the room if it’s bothering you?

Tim: No! I was here first and I’m not moving!

Bruce is absolutely done. This goes on for another twenty minutes before Dick comes in the room and starts being annoying towards both of his brothers, making Damian stop staring at Tim. Bruce is just relieved it’s over. Remind him to never adopt more kids.

[murdockbuckley]

no one can convince me brucie wayne isn't the type of celebrity to have released his own songs and so he appears as a guest judge on singing shows and it's always incredibly funny

and everyone thinks he's songs are going to be terrible but they're actually really fucking good

when he's pre-children it's just his vocals and piano playing, sometimes alfred makes a cameo with an instrument or two

then he starts adopting and slowly his songs start to gain new instruments and voices, they start branching into different genres

and some of the songs are really silly and obviously written as jokes by his children, some are heartfelt and heartbreaking

and anytime anyone in his family brings him lyrics he produces and releases the songs no matter what (this includes any of his close friends)

of course any profits gained from the songs are funded to different charities, all specifically chosen by whoever created the song - or if bruce created the song they all chose a different charity and let a spinny wheel pick

oliver queen often challenges bruce to music competitions, knowing he'll lose, just so they can compete and see who can raise more money

[mylifeingotham]

[the-fyre-flie]

Kid Robin!Bruce Wayne and Batman!Alfred but it's one of those weird Batman The Brave and The Bold plots. Also, Jor El as Superman and Clark as Superboy, using the name Kal instead :D

Batman!Alfred getting kidnapped by like aliens or something as Robin!Bruce is all upset about it! Shenanigans ensue! Idk i just think stubborn Robin!Bruce and Superboy!Kal is cute Supersons au stuff

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"Robin! Get the Justice League, and don't follow me-" Alfred yelled over the sound of destruction, the crashing of a building almost drowning him out as he was lifted away. Whatever kind of binds these galatic invader used on him, he couldn't break them. As he struggled, he could see young Bruce below him trying to clamber up the broken city scape to grab his mentors cape.

"Batman! I'm coming!"

He sounded so scared, grappling up the fallen structure to get as close to the weird alien ship as possible, only to be knocked away by a strange forcefield. He grunted as he landed hard against the ground, Alfreds concern for his young ward visible just before he disappeared up into the ship.

Coming face to face with his captors, the alien species went on some rant about kidnapping the strongest being on the planet so they could take over, leaving Alfred glaring at them from the alien cage they kept him in. For now, he was trapped and would have to wait. Hopefully, Bruce would do as he said... the boy had a problem with not listening to his commands.

Bruce watched in abject horror as his father figure was taken away by aliens, unable to reach the alien ship as he was left groaning on the broken building roof. He clutched his arm, the fall having knocked his shoulder out of place, moving to stand as quickly as his small body could handle. Alfred had told him to get the Justice League... but... he felt like he had to go after him. By himself.... that was *his* adoptive dad, this was *his* fight- A voice crackled in his earpiece, Superman, Jor El, asking what happened and where he was. He hasn't been able to stop Batman from being taken, but he kept trying to reassure Bruce he was on his way.

"Robin? Stay put, okay. Superboy and I are on our way to your location. I know Batman got captured, but -" Jor started, his voice coming in over the sound of wind. In the background, Bruce could make out Kal, Jors son, aka Superboy, shouting, 'There he is!' before the pair landed in front of Bruce. Immediately, Jor was trying to tend to Bruce's shoulder, tutting softly as he helped the boy pop it back into place. Kal was visibly worried, and while the two boys had never been particular close, Kal saw Bruce as a friend. It sucked to see his friend upset.

"They took Batman. I have to save him." Bruce grunted as he rolled his shoulder, Jors disappointed look almost causing him to shy away. Despite how different Alfred and Jor were, they both had glares that could stop anyone in their tracks.

"No, you aren't. You're staying here with Superboy while the Justice League goes after him." Jor was very direct with Bruce, knowing the boy didn't need comfort, he needed structure. Bruce worked best when he had a plan to follow and orders to obey. Being overly emotional did nothing for him. Superman gestured to Superboy, a small smile on his face.

"Kal was worried about you, Robin. Best you go reassure him you're fine." This was Jors way of asking Bruce to not be rash and run off.

Bruce scoffed, but he didn't dare argue yet. He could sneak off and save Alfred in a bit...

Jor left quickly, leaving the two teens alone on the broken rooftop. Kal stepped closer, his face scrunched in worry.

"I hope you've learned your lesson to stop running off without the rest of your team." Kal had certainly inherited his fathers directness. He crossed his arms over his chest, obscuring the red and gold emblem.

"I haven't. Batman needed me, and I was closest to him." Bruce crossed his own arms in return, ignoring the jolt of pain. Kal rolled his eyes before leading the way down the side of the mountain, floating a bit as he watched Bruce slide down the rubble. Silence filled the air, only interrupted by distant crumbling buildings and the sounds of Bruce's shoes against the concrete.

"Bruce-"

"Robin."

"Robin... you're heavily bruised, you just watched Batman get kidnapped. Let's head back to the team and regroup and calm down."

Kals Superboy costume was bright, his cape making him look like a perfect mini version of his father. Bruces own costume, the green, red and yellow, the cape cut into the shape of bird wings, the domino mask, it was all a stark contrast to his mentors' dark outfit. It was a little comical that Bruce was so broody despite being dressed like a traffic light, while Alfred was so level headed and optimistic despite being dressed like a bat. Alfreds words echoed in his head. 'It's so I can see you better during patrol, boy. It's for your safety.'

"I'm going after Batman. Help me get up there." Bruce pointed to the space ship that was still in low orbit. Kal sighed, taking a moment before opening his arms to carry Bruce to the ship.

"You're so stubborn."

"Of course I am."

[tarta-de-limon]

@tinybluealien 😭😭✋✋

I like to think he was on a mission, fell down the mountain right to the water, right in front of the monkeys, and now they think he's a weird type of monkey. Poor weird monkey, all alone, they decide to take him in. Besides, he has food!

Damian panics because those nuts are all he has and they're eating them way too fast. He thinks they'll attack him the moment they're over, but they're actually very nice.

He's starting to feel dizzy when Bruce arrives and, well...

Bruce gave them lots of yummy food and took Damian while they were eating.

Best mission ever.

[actualmagus]

Idk if this been posted but HOLY FUCK SKKALALDKHDSODHWOFKDLSYAKRKGDJWKLCJBEPOORJASON

[supine-ly]

art dump

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

*batkids going out in gotham for the night*

Bruce: And what do you do if you get stopped by the cops?

All of the kids: let Tim or Jason deal with it as the two white passing ones.

Bruce: Good, now go have fun.

[zweetpea]

Yandere batfam one shot/imagine thing

I'll probably make a part 2

You met Bruce while you were working as a waitress for a gala. It was a second job to pay rent. Maybe he brought Selina or some other girl or maybe he came alone.

Either way you two end up in a room together and end up sleeping together. Just as you’re pulling on your clothes he asks to see you again. He even offers you a check (let’s say it’s for 500k). You take the money promising to see him again but you don’t for about a year.

After a year of him searching every corner of Gotham he finally finds you. And surprise surprise you have a three month old baby girl.

He goes up to you and begs you to let him be in the baby’s life. After a few weeks of bribes (and him secretly stalking you) you finally make a deal with him. If he works from home he can take care of the baby during the day.

So you brought your baby to the Wayne Manor. You expected maybe a servant or maybe Bruce to answer the door. You were not expecting a young man to open the door. He had short shaggy black hair with an undercut and a K-pop hair style. He stared at you with his piercing blue eyes-

“Tim drake! That’s who you are! I used to love watching your let’s plays! I love your sense of humor!” Tim was surprised. Being the middle child (especially the middle boy) he often feels left behind by his siblings, so having someone notice his accomplishments for once felt nice.

“Drake. What are you looking-” a short boy came up behind the gamer. He had a darker complexion and slicked back black hair with piercing green eyes. You smiled at him and he straight up slammed the door in your and your baby’s face. Your eyes grew wide and your face fell into a scowl.

You heard shuffling from behind the door and when if opened you saw Tim holding the kid by the scruff of his collar as one would do with a misbehaving animal. “Sorry about that Miss.” Tim smiled at you. “Is there anything I can do for you?”

“I’m going to be late for work. Here give her to Bruce. Her name is Echo.” You give the baby to Tim. “Oh there you go. Support her head now.” You threw the bag in the small rude kids face. “Everything she needs is in there. I’ve left instructions inside for how to take care of her. If she doesn’t eat that much try tickling her tummy. I’ve labeled the extra bottles of her food so if she’s really hungry give her some and if it’s not enough call me I’ll get here as soon as I can. I don’t want her drinking any of that store bought crap. Understand?”

“Yes ma’am.” Tim smiled.

“Good.” You ruffled his hair. Then you turned to the younger boy. “Be good to my baby ya hear? Or else I’ll milk papa Bruce for every penny I can.” You ruffled his hair too. You then kissed your baby and went back to your car.

Tim shut the door and immediately Echo started crying. Bruce and Alfred came running at the noise.

“No… I missed her.” Bruce said. He looked at his three youngest kids. “Hey sweetheart.” Bruce tried to grab Echo. But Tim held her close. Everyone looked at him surprised.

“Father why did that rude lady drop off a baby.” Damian scowled.

“She’s not rude. She’s your future Step Mother.” Bruce smiled at the thought of your and his wedding. “Now Tim, give my baby here. She’s crying.”

“No.”

“No? What do you mean no?” Bruce seemed flabbergasted.

“She trusted me to hold her child. This is my baby sister.”

“Drake! Give father the baby. She’s being loud.” Damian covered his ears. Echo looked over at him and made a grabby hand gesture at him.

“It looks like she wants Master Damian’s attention.” Alfred pointed out.

“but-” Tim was cut off as Damian took the baby.

Echo’s cries grew quiet as her youngest older sibling held her. While Tim’s obsession with You and Echo became apparent almost immediately, giving him the praise his own family and the Media refused to, Damian’s was slow. It started with someone (echo) actually liking him. After all he went from being showered in attention under Talia’s thumb to being practically ignored at Wayne Manor.

Dick was by far the kindest to Damian, being a mentor to the young boy. But he could still bite back at Damian’s snark. Barbara and Stephanie took none of his crap, to the point where they barely spoke to him. Cass and Duke held no qualms about fighting with a kid. Jason was like a cool big brother and while he wasn’t at the manor often he always made most of his time there focused on the kid. Tim and Damian had a very strained relationship. And while Bruce loves Damian there’s always a bit of strain, and guilt on Bruce’s part. If he’d stayed with Talia maybe Damian wouldn’t have to grow up in a cesspool of Violence and mental agony.

“Back to your old ways of not wearing protection father?” Damian smirked.

“Damian… give me my Daughter.” Bruce said gently but firmly.

“Its nice to know you fought for her more than you fought for me. Though to be fair to you Ummi did shove us together.” He snarked as he held the baby who’d fallen asleep. Bruce went to grab her but Damian stepped back. “Ah ta ta. You wouldn’t want to disturb her right?” Damian smirked.

Over the next few hours Damian was mainly the one taking care of Echo if only to stop her from crying.

And at the end of the day when you finally got off work to pick up your sweet baby you were surprised to see Bruce, Damian, and Tim all playing with her in the living room. (What was more surprising was that her attention was mainly focused on the brat from this morning Damian.) She cooed as she saw you and you rushed to pick her up and gather her things into her bag.

Damian glared at you as you took Echo from his borderline iron clad grip. Who were you to take his sister, his blood sister mind you, away form him? (Her mother but we're not going to get into that right now.)

"Sweetness how about you just slow down. I'll have Alfred prepare you a drink. Which kind of tea do you like more Earl Gray or Jasmine." Bruce smiled and twiddled a piece of your hair in his hand.

You smacked his hand away. "No thank you. My baby and I need to get home." You said and quickly hurried out of there.

"Father you can't let her leave!" Damian said.

"Yeah! Don't you want that nice lady to be your wife?" Tim agreed.

"I was talking about Echo." Damian deadpanned.

Bruce ruffled both their heads. "Patience boys. Have a little faith in your old man." He smiled as you walked away. Before the month was out he'd have you and echo safely tucked away in his arms in the deepest recesses of Wayne Manor.