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[rokonrrc2]

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Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

[tarta-de-limon]

I don't like how it turned out but oh well, it was just a quick drawing because I'M WATCHING "THE NIGHT HAS COME" AND EVERYONE IS STUPID

So because I'm frustrated Damian is frustrated too.

He's way smarter than my stupid ass so I can only imagine how frustrated he would be watching everyone acting clueless in series or movies

I also was like this while reading his Teen Titans comics, the one with Djinn. I just hated how everyone was against him, like c'mon, they didn't even hesitated before blaming him! I don't remember much because I read it a while ago, but I remember being so damn frustrated. I felt like they 'forgave him' and the next second they all hated him...

[bionyxtrinity]

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[nuvemzinhacorderosa]

Superman! save us! save us from the mcu!!

[rokonrrc2]

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howdy pardner

since a lot of yall liked the idea of cowboy nightwing

throws these out for good measure

freaky wip photo

[mothmoth0]

My little obsession for seeing them together in the dcau hasn't died yet 😭

[frappegoddess]

Bruce is sulky the next Justice League meeting because he's injured with a broken arm and leg, but the thing is, the JL members don't know how it happened.

They all make up crazy theories that he got into an insane fight with a war deity from outer space, their proteges claim he fought the women of Themyscira all at once, and Jon goes as far as saying he took Titus away from Damian. (Wild right)

Everybody gave up asking the batkids cuz they've all been sworn to secrecy, but everyone can't help but notice how they crack up when their father figures injury is mentioned.

Turns out, Red Hood replaced Batman's grappling hook with a slinky.

The Batman™ slinked off a building.

[maybe-in-another-universe]

i hear your constantly sleep deprived tim drake. allow me to raise you one sleep deprived BUT prone to napping/passing out tim drake.

after a 72 hour mission, with no sleep, tim finishes up his report at the bat computer, stands up, takes three steps to the left, and curls into a ball on the floor and sleeps right there. Bruce finds him and moves him to somewhere more comfy.

alternatively, when he’s stressed and doesn’t want anyone to bother him, Tim finds the most inconvenient, out of sight place to nap so he can get back to work once he’s done. unfortunately sometimes he gets caught.

Jason: Why is Tim in the tea cabinet?

Dick: He’s tired, leave him be. I think this is the first time he’s slept in like two days.

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Damian: Father, why is Drake currently unconscious in the cave under the medical gurneys?

Bruce: He likes it there.

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i just like the idea that the family just rolls with it and accepts it as one of his many quirks. maybe even young justice gang gets in on it and is like oh yeah that’s tim for ya.

[rokonrrc2]

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nightwing + his brothers 🐣🐣🐣

[noirecheris3]

she’s got jokes

text credit goes to @but-a-humble-goon !!! I tried reblogging initially but it kept saying that the image wouldn’t load 😭

[cup1d54rr0w]

superman having to carry batman since he can’t fly will always be funny

[mylifeingotham]

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hi

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Baby

[tarta-de-limon]

Good kitty? No... I'm evil kitty 😾