#dc bats

[mylifeingotham]

[redhoodscorvid]

People think being "ruthless" means being "mean." "It's not about being mean. It's about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It's about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it."

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Quote from The Reunion (Animorphs #13) by K.A. Applegate (Marco POV)

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[redhoodscorvid]

There was an attempt to prevent Tim and Jason from brainstorming together, but after an eventful six weeks, everyone decided it was better to allow it under supervision.

Just like how Jason Todd thinks he can help reduce crime by taking over and doing a better job of it, Tim Drake could do the same thing but with all those rogues with multiple degrees.

Tim- They won't have time to become rogues and hire minions if they're my minions first. The Rest of the Family (except Jason)- *concerned bat noises* Jason- *nodding* Makes sense to me.

[whywoulditho]

for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[redhoodscorvid]

This is like, the least serious crime that any of them commit on a given evening.

jason: i'm too drunk to drive

dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive

tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart

jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:

damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[mantareidraws]

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂

[redhoodscorvid]

🦇 DC Batfandom Ask Game 🦇

Reblog this ask game so you and your mutuals can get to know each other better! Anyone can send me a number or question via the ask form on my blog and I'll post my answer.

What's your favourite comic of all time? (Alternately, what is your favourite story that's based on a comic or superhero?)

What was the first Batman cartoon you remember watching?

What was the first DC or Marvel cartoon other than Batman that you remember watching?

Which Batman live action movie was the most influential to you as a child or teenager?

If you could go back and change the outcome of the telephone poll that killed Jason Todd, would you?

If you got to be a superhero, what would you enjoy most about it?

What would you least enjoy about being a superhero in general?

Canon or fanon?

Comics, animation, or live action?

What do you have in common with your favourite character, and where are you completely different?

Do you use ao3, and if so, how many pages long is your ao3 history?

Do you create bookmarks on ao3? If you do, what are 5 "Additional Tags" that show up when you open filters in your ao3 bookmarks?

What's a trope that you consider a guilty pleasure? (In any medium.)

Do you buy comics weekly, pick up trades/read digital, or tend to stick to adaptations most of the time? No judgment.

If you had to passionately monologue for five minutes about your opinion of an event in comics, starting immediately, what would you talk about?

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[kkurensia]

howdy pardner

since a lot of yall liked the idea of cowboy nightwing

throws these out for good measure

freaky wip photo

[timmydraker]

Damian: I’ve been volunteering at the hospital

Tim, who owns a medical company: …

Damian: father doesn’t approve of this because it cuts into my patrol time but I think it’s because I kept it from him

Tim, who likes to disobey Bruce: …

Damian: I fear I may have to make a choice of either continuing as Robin or pursuing my goals of becoming a Doctor

Tim, who dropped out of school: …

Tim: So, weird question, and I’m totally just brainstorming here, like just throwing this out there but like… you’re still a minor so what if I adopt you and pay for your schooling and maybe hack into a few schools so you can learn stuff ahead of time and eventually I could employ you at my company and maybe even build you your own hospital?

Tim: haha wouldn’t that be funny and totally piss Bruce off cause I’d be your dad