#dc heroes

[catmaraudersfan]

*Someone being arrested*

*Danny horrifying pointing this out to the hero he's talking to:*

😱

SOMEONE'S BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!!

😰

*Hero:*

🤦🏻‍♀️

NO, kid, they're not.

😑

THEY are being ARRESTED.

*Joker eating popcorn and enjoying the show*

🍿🍿🍾

DP x DC prompt - "Everyone knows cops aren't real"

Listen - I know that in DP that cops exists and that the Amity Park Police are a thing...

BUT!

Hear me out...

I like to imagine that Amity Park exists in a little bubble where virtually no crime existed before the Ghost Portal incident

So although some elder folks (who moved to Amity Park when they were very little) have some vague memories of law enforcement - 99.99% of the town don't know what cops/police are

[To be clear - the world outside of Amity Park functions normally and has cops/police]

[For some reason - whenever Amity Parkers leave Amity for vacation or otherwise - they alway somehow avoid any interaction with police]

[ALSO - Walker is a ghost, so Danny thinks that Walker made up the idea of police/law enforcement]

This becomes a problem when Danny (for whatever reason) ends up in the DC universe

Danny [after getting caught doing what others consider a crime but what Amity Park considers teenage fun]: Hahha very funny - everyone knows that cops aren't real

[INSERT DC character of choice]: Not funny kid...*trails off as he realizes Danny isn't joking*

Danny: O.O

[DC character of choice]: You...you do know that police are very much real, don't you? It's important to me that you know cops exist...

Danny: O.O

[DC character of choice]: *near tears*

What entails is a comedic montage of trying to convince this feral child that law enforcement is very much a real thing (the existence of vigilantes and superheroes does not help at all...

[whore-mel]

I want to point out that since Damian is 1/4 Arab, he prolly started growing a beard at the age of 12. (Cuz Arabs do that somehow idk why) and his white washed siblings are like “???”

[redrobinsrobbingrobin]

The batfam as songs from my on repeat

I’ll redo this when the wrapped comes out, but enjoy!

[cloudycera]

Emo Billy in Bullying Rich people.

[catmaraudersfan]

....... I'm making this a crossover:

*Danny rambling about Dan to a random hero:*

That's how I learned to never cheat again.

😃

*Hero:*

😨

......... But what about the explosive sauce??????

*Danny:*

Oh, the Nasty sauce? It's still around.

☺️

It's delicious.

😍

*Hero:*

😰

hey can we talk about how fucking insane it is that the whole 'evil future self' debacle got pinned on danny cheating on a test

can we talk about how danny came away from that genuinely believing that it was cheating on a test that had made him evil, as if it were any more than just. the reason they were all at the nasty burger that day

can we talk about how sam and tucker also seemed to think that and how we, the viewers, also were apparently supposed to believe it

because uhhhh

the whole idea is. ridiculous. and someone needs to gently tell danny so pleaseandthankyou

[oldschoolfrp]

DC Heroes RPG 1st edition, Mayfair Games, 1985, with box cover art by George Pérez, Dick Giordano, and Arne Starr -- They placed their names on the sign at the bottom center

[wwprice1]

Dan Mora just does not miss!

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[comics-at-dawn]

lil dicky

[wonderwomanart]

Wonder Woman Votes by Ramona Fradon

[womeninfictionandirl]

Batgirl by Jacob Edgar

[yandereunsolved]

— ✧ Yandere Bruce Wayne 'Batman' ✧ —

"Thank you for saving me. I can't—I can't say there is anyway that I am able to thank you properly."

You look even cuter up close. Your naivety is absolutely adorable. I thought you would have been smarter for a cunning little reporter. You spent all those hours researching me, getting to know Batman, and wanting the scoop on your life. Somewhere along the line, I just fell for your persistent antics. It's not wrong. After all, you seem just as obsessed with figuring out my identity as I am with you.

"It's not a problem. I'm just doing my job."

"Well—thank you again, Batman."

I wish it was the name Bruce Wayne falling from those pretty lips of yours. All in due time.

"Oh. I know this may sound rude, but could I get something for my next story?"

"Yes, I can give you your next big hit—up close and personal."

[zal-cryptid]

Green Lanterns of Earth

[illyanarasputinfan]

Daniel Sampere

[artphotographyofmen]

Nightwing by Nick Robles