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“Your dad’s gonna be okay, kid. You’ll see.”
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cutie patooties alert!!!!
#dc comics#dc#superman#clark kent#john henry irons#steel#dc steel#kal el#justice league#superfam#superfamily#krypto#krypto the superdog
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Superbat getting couples counselling while undercover on mission is extremely funny to me, because Bruce would go overboard and really commit (using dialogue from their real life arguments edited to be less world-ending). Clark (who kind of thinks the whole thing is a little funny and finds Bruce’s performance even funnier) would get a disappointed look from the therapist.
Therapist: "I don't think you're taking this seriously."
Clark: "I am, I just don't think his feelings are very sincere," *looks at Bruce* "it feels a little manipulative."
Bruce, dragging a hand down his face to cover the smile: "You see what I have to deal with?"
Therapist: *writes notes*
Clark: "Wait why did you just write that?"
Therapist: *shifts a little and writes more notes*
Bruce: "And he's so paranoid too."
Clark: *glaring at him* "Me? That's rich."
Therapist: "Okay, let's stop with the personal attacks. This is a safe space."
#Clark: “You almost have me believing you have real feelings.”#Therapist: *horrified*#batman#Superman#Superbat#Clark Kent#Bruce wayne#personal#Textpost#Shitpost
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do people in the DCU ever experience uncanny valley(uncanny valley is a psychological phenomenon that describes the feeling of unease or discomfort that people experience when they encounter an object that is almost human but not quite) with some of the more human looking aliens?
like Clark Kent—why can’t people tell he’s not human? everything he does is like carefully calculated to look human, is that why no one notices that he isn’t human?
is he just so good at pretending?
or maybe people get an uneasy feeling when they first meet Clark but he’s such a nice guy and no one else seems to feel it, so they just ignore it?
what about Conner Kent? he’s half human, would he still set off the whole uncanny valley feeling?
what about Jon? he’s also half human, but he’s not a clone. he has a human mother, does that change anything? he’s been going to a school with humans for an average human child amount of time
do the bats(who have definitely been trained to trust their instincts and gut feelings) automatically think “this might not be a human” when encountering an alien that hasn’t revealed themselves as nonhuman?
does Jason Todd set it off? I know he’s human, but he’s been dead before. and the feeling evolved from needing to distinguish the deceased and the diseased(and infectious) from healthy and alive people. so would he set it off?
just some questions swirling around in brain
#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#clark kent#conner kent#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#batfamily#red hood#red robin#superman#uncanny valley#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#dc robin
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So I’ve read fics where the Justice League assumes Batman and Nightwing are dating, but what about where SuperBat are a known couple and the Justice League believes Nightwing is trying to be a home-wrecker?
Picture Dick just trying to go for a hug from his father because he had a very rough day but instead people keep trying to get between him and Bruce. So he goes for the next best thing… a hug from his favourite hero Superman which also goes wrong
League members thinking Nightwing might be asking for a threesome (which already went horribly wrong the last time another JL member asked—SuperBat was furious and talked about their monogamous closed relationship) and they’re trying so hard to prevent another fight between SuperBat and the Justice League
Nightwing, Batman, and Superman have no clue what’s going on / why the JL is acting so odd
#fic ideas#dick grayson#nightwing#superbat#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent x bruce wayne#random thoughts#is this a fic already?
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Theories About Marvel
The Justice League and many others have theories as to what Marvel is.
Theorist: “What if Captain Marvel is Kryptonian?”
Theorist 2: “Bro what? Dude, he’s had Kryptonite thrown at him and he doesn’t flinch at all.”
Theorist: “No, but hear me out! What if he’s a higher level, or at least a different type of Kryptonian? Who’s to say they don’t come with different powers and weaknesses? Superman and Supergirl are cousins, right? What if all the lasers and cold breath are exclusive to them and them alone? What if Marvel is Kryptonian, and its just that his powers include lightning instead?”
Theorist 2: “That’s actually insane dude! But it also kinda makes sense. Actually wait, let me add on. He could be weak to Kryptonite, but not as much as Superman and Supergirl. Some Kryptonians could be more sensitive to it than others!”
Clark actually got asked about this.
Supes: “What…? No? Marvel’s not Kryptonian. Kryptonians don’t just have mix and match powers. We all have the laser vision and super strength and X-ray vision.”
People still believe this theory even if it was proven wrong by Supes. Though, it’s mostly civilians. Key word: mostly.
Then there’s the magic users theories:
Constantine: “I always thought the bloke was a golem that looked like a human. That Wizard guy he talks about could’ve made him.”
Zatanna: “Really? I always thought he was a lightning elemental.”
Zatara: “He’s the Champion of Magic. It’s more likely he’s made of pure magic…”
Constantine is the closest in Billy’s nonprofessional professional opinion. There’s also Batman’s and Martian Manhunter’s theories.
Batman: “I believe he’s an immortal shapeshifter. There are multiple mentions of him in scriptures, architecture, pottery, and artifacts.”
MM: “I too believe it’s likely. Some of the texts and artworks depict him as women. It’s also likely he changed physical characteristics as well. The nose on this statue is different than described in this scripture.”
Then there’s Diana, Donna, and Cassie.
WW: “I thought it was obvious he was a demigod?”
Donna: “Yes, isn’t he one of Zeus’ children? He’s our brother!”
Cassie: “He’s a really good brother too!”
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#fawcett comics#captain marvel dc#fawcett#fawcett city#donna troy#diana prince#cassie sandsmark#wonder woman#wonder girl#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#martian manhunter#j’onn j’onzz#zatanna#zatanna zatara#giovanni zatara#john constantine
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do you think bruce laces his lube with the tiniest bit of kryptonite if he feels like topping clark
anon….your mind….
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Superbat Art dump between things.
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1920s
#my adventures with superman#maws#clark kent#lois lane#clois#superman#dc#illustration#retro#1920s#procreate#artists on tumblr
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Damian and Jon getting together in the future would mean that they would each have the craziest in-laws
#damian wayne#jon kent#damijon#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#talia al ghul#brutalina#clark kent#superman#lois lane#clois#dc comics
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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.
Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point#everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to#if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods#which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day#which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage#but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway#so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao
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Plot twist: Superman having the most insane workout routine for the wrong reasons. A workout so intense the justice league struggles to even comprehend, let alone do it.
It all started with Green Lantern boasting about his workout routine when he was in the military. Which led to Martian Manhunter complaining that it was nothing to brag about, which led to green arrow talking about his workout, and after having enough of Batman’s sarcastic glare (trust the league, you can tell the glares’ sassy) they all start doing each others routines to prove which one is the hardest.
But when they get to Superman, barely any of them last ten minutes. Because you see, while the rest of the league has a strength building workout, Superman’s consists of strength reducing routines. And it’s hard enough to make them call it quits.
Growing up as a farmboy, Kent always had more leniency in how he used his strength, but had been strictly forbidden from ever assissting the livestock until he was properly trained. Why? Because no matter how gentle he was being, he always underestimated his strength. If he wasn’t being 100% focused on all his movements at all time, his sudden movements would create strong gusts of wind, and a single tap to the wood would make the house crack. He refused to go near anything that looked fragile because he was so so scared of hurting it.
So naturally, when he became superman, and had to deal with carrying people, holding up towers and just overall being surrounded by people with the aim to protect, he had to learn to be extremely gentle in caring for them. So naturally, he took several courses for expecting mothers and learnt to handle them as carefully as a newborn. No jostling too much, not too tight, always being aware of how much pressure he’s putting, handling distress and being firm without being overbearing.
One of his routines involved trying to figure out a safe way to catch two heavily cracked eggs while being launched into the sky, while the other included a booby trapped room trigged by sound so he would learn to keep his volume at a certain level without deafening the entire vicinity. And for context: the trigger level is the sound of a feather hitting the ground.
The only person who can relate is Wonder Woman, who also remains the one person Suoerman doesn’t have to worry about hurting.
Green lantern has yet to throw in the towel but he’s been crying for the past ten minutes and everyone else is exhausted. Batman however, is working very hard on trying to implement some of these in his routine. Clark doesn’t know if he should feel happy or worried about that.
#nightwing#batman#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#red hood#damian wayne#headcanons#tim drake#batfam#justice league#Martian manhunter dc#superman#Clark kent#green arrow#Oliver Queen#Wonder Woman#diana prince
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i love going to metropolis and acting like a dumb tourist
yes i have been here a thousand times yes i will still make Bruce take a picture of me in front of the big Superman statue
#yes i will be wearing ‘i heart metropolis’ merch what about it#yes i will be taking pictures of every bizarrely light and round building i see#can you tell i’m in the city i need vitamin d#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#dc rp#dc metropolis#metropolis#superman
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#superwonderbat#dc Trinity#batman#wonder woman#superman#bruce wayne#diana prince#clark kent#dc#my art#causeimanartist#I didn't want to color and shade so I just plopped gray colors in#what if I just don't color any more?#maybe that would make drawing less daunting#coloring is my least favorite part and I'm not good at it#anyway LOOK ITS THEM
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i’m having a superbat thought:
bruce has had dick as his ward/sidekick for a few years, they’re a good team, they have a good dynamic at home just the two of them and alfred. the JL is in its infancy and superman and batman have been getting to know each other (and are falling for each other hardcore) eventually it turns into a budding relationship and things are going really well. but clark is secretly freaking the f out because ‘omg i’m not prepared to have a kid but bruce has a kid and i want to be with him which means i gotta figure out how to be a dad’
post-freakout it actually turns out really cute and they have a great new family dynamic and clark is great with dick (alfred + martha are amazing grandparents)
(this storyline has weird repercussions on the later batkids but i enjoyed this, and am determined to find a way to make all bruce’s kids fit somehow)
#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman#superman#robin#batman and robin#superman and batman#batfam#bat family#batkids#batfamily#clark kent x bruce wayne#dc#dc robin#dc batman#dc superman#dc comics#dcu#bruce x clark#bruce wayne x clark kent#clark x bruce
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