#justice league

[frownyalfred]

dying at this comment on a tiktok about Bruce getting back at J’onn for reading his mind and figuring out his identity.

sure you might catch Bruce unawares once, but he’s gonna turn it around like “what am I thinking of now?” “a puppy?” “WRONG, I’m thinking of how to set you on fire, good luck trying that ever again.”

Clark peeked under the mask and thought he won, then Bruce raised the stakes and stalked him right back. literally broke into his house and waited for him with a smile.

this man has no idea how to lose. he just wins twice as hard the next round.

[morganbritton132]

I love the thought of ‘The JLA doesn’t know Batman has kids’ overlapping with ‘Bruce is a single father of multiple children.’

Like, the JLA is about to send out a search party because Batman is five minutes late to a meeting when he shows up with a police report, satellite pictures, and a coloring book.

Green Arrow: …Is that a coloring book? What’s that for?

Batman:

Batman: Coloring.

They’re aiding in the cleanup after a battle in Metropolis. Superman is being interviewed when Lois’ pen stops working. Supes asks, “Batman, do you have something to write with?”

In Bruce’s utility belt, he has a confiscated yo-yo, three broken colored pencil recently removed from the flesh of two different kids, and a Wayne Enterprises pen that Tim scribbled an ‘-ED’ after so it says WEED. Bruce gives Lois the pen and then disappears.

One day, Batman is working on something at the Watchtower. Barry is reaching to pour his second cup of coffee for the day when Bats says without looking up, “Don’t you dare.”

Barry did not dare. He pulled his hand back.

Unbeknownst to Barry, Bruce was on coms listening to his children argue about the physics of a crime scene and Dick had just suggested they test a theory by throwing one of them off the roof handcuffed.

[frownyalfred]

I literally never considered the whole Batman being called 'B' and then reporting back to 'A' but now that you've mentioned it, I'm obsessed with the idea. I mean, imagine meeting Batman, seeing him in the field, how hard he fights, only for him to report back to 'A'. Especially if you hear how people who've met A talk about him, like:

Batman: I'll give you each 10k if you don't tell A that I busted my shoulder

Nightwing: Sorry B, you're on your own

Red Hood: Hell no cheapskate, I wouldn't do it for 100k

Superman: I don't want to get on A's bad side :(

there's things that the JL have "heard" about A that only make him even scarier (some of these I compiled from the other post):

uses lethal force even when B won't

never leaves Gotham, like some kind of mafia don

has the ability to punish B and/or remove him from active field service

A's urgent requests take priority, even above the JL. B zetas down to Gotham without asking a single follow up question, he just goes

"You think B is bad about [thing], A is even worse." -- a sentence said jokingly by many a Batkid, over the years

[arttuff]

i want to eat that

[cakypa120]

AU where Billy is already a little over seventy. When he yells "SHAZAM" he turns into a little boy hero who calls himself Kid Marvel.

Just imagine how crazy the League goes when they see Kid Marvel, who easily beats the demon with whom they fought for so long!

Also in this AU Freddy and Mary look older during the transformation. And everyone thinks that Kid Marvel is their child.

The trio giggles about this, sitting in their rocking chairs and watching their grandchildren, who run around them, pretending to be heroes.

[eggfriedricedwasian]

Imagine, JL doesn't know about Batman's family, and Batman's at a JL meeting running on 3 hours of sleep in the past few days and he slips up and says "My kids" and then everyone, including Batman, is silent.

They are silent and waiting for Batman to say something before they start asking questions.

"My KIDS"

He stands up and runs out the meeting room and to the zetas or his plans yelling something about leaving them all to patrol Gotham without adult supervision from one of the sirens or Batwing or Batwoman because even though at least 3 of them are adults, they are siblings.

All maturity with siblings flies out the window when you're around each other.

Anyways, the JL are entirely confused and yelling out to Batman about what kids and what supervision but he's long gone by then.

[blushcomet]

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Inspired by this week's WFA:

Bruce, emailing: Dear Clark, I need you to report to Wayne Manor at your earliest convenience. Signed, Bruce Wayne.

Clark, emailing back: Dear Bruce, I will be there within the next hour. Signed, Clark Kent.

———————

Dick, texting: Meet me and Babs in 30.

Kara, texting back: K.

———————

Jason, shouting out the window: YO BIZ!

Bizarro, five minutes later: Not here!

———————

Damian, at a normal volume: Kent.

Jon: *zooms across the country in three seconds*

———————

Tim:

Kon: *breaks the sound barrier*

[gatorbites-imagines]

Would kryptonians love or hate if their partner started using a strong cologne/deodorant/perfume/whatever?

Sincerely, someone who adores your kryptonian headcanons

Kryptonian headcanons

Im sleep deprived and a lil buzzed, but the grind goes on! hows everyones week been? I love talking about my kryptonian headcanons :3c

I think it depends on the kryptonian honestly. All kryptonians have this instinctual attraction and almost hunger for their partner’s scent.

But if the cologne/perfume went along with their natural scent, I could see it as acting as something akin to an amplifier. If you want to get the right fragrance, just bring your kryptonian partner and they’ll find one.

But I could also see some colognes or perfumes acting as a buffer or even clashing with your natural scent, which they wouldn’t like.

If it’s Clark, he wouldn’t mention it, hes way too polite to do so. You do end up noticing him being extra cuddly when you just get out of the shower, or you’ve sweat through your fragrance of the day. Like, face in your armpit kind of nuzzling, which gives you a clue.

For the most part they enjoy your natural scent more, especially if it’s a little extra ripe like after a long day or a workout, but most of the kryptonians we know also know about human standards, and knowing wearing cologne or perfume is expected.

This just means your natural scent is more of a treat for them to enjoy, or when you want to tease them and wind them up, or when they need comfort.

But kryptonians not raised on human standards like Dru-Zod, would be very verbal about his dislike for your “earthly fragrances” and start grumbling and complaining about it.

If it was up to him you’d never have to wear anything to cover up your scent, unless other kryptonians are around, since you’re only his to enjoy and find comfort in.

With people like Zod, you have to find some kind of deal to be able to actually smell nice, by your standards, and go out. Like explaining the importance in some situations, or giving him a treat by behaving.

[gothamite-rambler]

Hawkgirl (brightly, spotting him): Batman, how are—Baby!

Batman looked around, immediately realizing she was referring to his Robin (Dick Grayson, 9). He groaned, already aware of where this was going.

Robin!Dick (enthusiastically waving): Hi! I'm Robin! I can do flips and tricks!

Hawkgirl (eyes sparkling, thrilled): Oh my Goddess! You're the Robin? He's the Robin?

Robin!Dick: Yeah!

Batman nodded, clenching his jaw as he watched Hawkgirl rush over and scoop up the little boy, pulling him into a tight hug.

Batman (matter-of-factly, annoyed): He’s a biter... And not a baby.

Robin!Dick (defensively, grinning): Batman, shush. I’m not going to bite her; she’s sweet!

Hawkgirl (gently rubbing her cheek against the child's sidekick's cheek): Oh, you’re just so precious and adorable! I can't believe how… cute you are!

Robin!Dick (giggling): Aww!

Years later, when Dick Grayson had grown up to become Nightwing, Hawkgirl approached him with the same energy, hugging the man like he was still a child.

Hawkgirl (playfully, smiling at him): Someone ate his veggies, and you’re still cute! I hope to have a kid like you because I’d be proud of them too.

Batman (walking past the two, coffee in hand, rolling his eyes): Christ.

Nightwing (beaming, genuinely happy): This is the best day of my life. Thank you for not flirting with me in a creepy way.

Hawkgirl: Kid, I knew you when you were a kid. Don't worry about that.

[frownyalfred]

-chinhands- do you think early JL days where everyone is still getting to know each other, the team is of course offended that the first failsafe plan Batman makes against "one of them going evil" is Superman's. They're like "come on! Mr. Literal ball of sunshine? Mr. Bleeding heart?! He would never!"

Then a big bad comes and nearly kills Batman and they get to witness truly pissed off Supes, vibrating, heaving, red eyes practically fuming steam rising from his face, growling at the Big Bad to step away from Batman, while the Big Bad's defense team is shredded paper at the Kryptonian 's feet.

Theyre like, ".....oh." (But also, " oh!" at why is he /so/ pissed off.)

JL members: "Clark would never lose it. He's Mr. Sunshine, I've never even seen him swear -- oh god why are his eyes doing that?"

[peppermintkandy]

A Royal Summons Pt. 1

DC X DP

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Bruce watched as Constantine started drawing something on the ground. They had found a magical artifact on a mission, a pen that can make anything it writes into reality. The villain who had obtained it was relatively easy to outsmart, just a guy who had gotten out of hand trying to fix a mistake. The had part was reversing all the damage he had caused.

They had called the JLD to help with the cleanup, seeing as it was a magical atifact that had caused it. Constantine was the only to come as he had been free at the time.

They showed him the pen that caused the damage. He used some sort of spell on the pen, and everything the villain had changed was reversed. He then offered to take care of it for them.

Bruce had assumed he meant hide or destroy it. That pen could be disastrous if it ends up in the wrong hands.

Then he took out a piece of white chalk and started drawing a circle on the ground.

Now, Bruce may not be magical savy, but he knows what summoning circle looks like. Before he could say anything, though, Superman spoke up.

"What are you doing?" He had stepped closer to get a better look at the circle, which now had the beginnings of a complicated looking symbol in the middle.

"Callin' a friend." Constantine replied simply.

"Who, exactly, are you summoning?" Bruce questioned, also stepping closer. Constantine was almost done, adding a few sigils in the rings at the edge of the circle.

Constantine grunted, standing up and backing away from the finished circle. Before Bruce could ask any more questions, a blinding green light suddenly spread from the circle. Bruce, as well as the rest of the league, was forced to look away.

Soon, the light dimmed to a small glow. As Bruce turned back to the circle, he saw a black liquid start to bubble from the center and spread to the edge. The liquid bubbled and moved, taking shape into something Bruce didn't know the name for. The thing had seemingly infinite eyes that all glowed bright green, and the liquid that made up its form was dotted with small white specks, making it look like a starry expanse.

Bruce was mesmerized and terrified at the same time. It was everything and nothing. It felt like death and rebirth. He wanted to enter it's endless embrace and run in the opposite direction. He wanted to stare into the void and look away, never to see it again.

Before Bruce could do anything, the form shifted, becoming smaller and more human like. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the transformation stopped, revealing a young boy. He was still otherworldly, with unnaturally white hair and glowing green eyes, just one pair, and a semi-transparent tail instead of legs. He wore a black skin tight suit with white gloves and boots, and a white D on his chest.

Bruce, feeling only mildly dazed at the display, looked around to find that the rest of the League pressent, excluding Constantine, also looked confused and a little nervous.

Looking back to the kid, Bruce noticed he also seemed mildly confused. Spotting Constantine, he smiled and flew over.

"Constantine!" The kid floated to a stop in front of said man. "Miss me already?"

Constantine huffed a laugh, "You wish, Kid. Actually, I summoned ya cause the League here found someth'n that feels like your deal."

"Awe, and here I thought you might actually like me." The kid's attempt at sounding disappointed was betrayed by the smile on his face. Bruce had to resist the urge to call Alfred and tell him to get the adoption papers ready. "What have ya got for me?" The kid's expression shifted to something at least resembling serious as he circled around Constantine.

Constantine pointed to Bruce, who still had the pen in hand, "Bats over there's got it. Ask him." The kid turns to look at Bruce. Not his body, just his head, which turns almost 180 degrees. Bruce tenses slightly as the kid's body soon follows, and he floats over to him.

Bruce holds out the pen, and the kid takes it, holding it up to his face to inspect it. "What exactly did this thing do," the kid asked.

Bruce explained everything about how they found the pen and how it was used. To his surprise, the kid listened intently. Only when he finished did the kid finally speak.

"Sounds like something Ghost Writer would have," the kid opened a small portal and put the pen on the other side, "I'll ask him about it." The portal closed as he pulled his hand out.

[maglarks]

Live action DC shows and movies have done the same thing to the justice league as they did to the teen titans

like they’ve shown one version of the justice league (the trinity, flash, cyborg, and aquaman) and taken that as gospel rather than looking into other fun league members

Animated shows like Justice League (to an extent) and Justice League unlimited are amazing in the fact that they include other members, people like hawkgirl, john stewart, and martian manhunter who a lot of people don’t know (in the fact that if i asked someone who didn’t read comics they probably couldn’t tell me anything about the characters)

The live action Justice Leage in particular does a good job of making out that they are the founding JL members (they. are not. that would be the trinity, flash (barry allen), gl (hal jordan in most continuations), and martian manhunter)

Swapping out Hal and J’onn for Vic and Arthur is so annoying to me because you’ve got 2/3 of your Spaceboys™️ and replaced them with a badly developed Aquaman, and Cyborg who most of your target audience know and are familiar with as a Teen Titan

Honestly every single movie with Hal and Barry has disrespected them so heavy and treated them as comic relief (most notably the Flash and the DCAMU as a whole) but to leave out all GLs as a whole is insane (rip guy gardner, gone AND forgotten)

And with the Teen Titans, they!ve done the exact same thing

People ignore the fab five (robin, speedy, aqualad, wondergirl, and kid flash) in preference of the overused and overmarketed tt/ttg 5 (robin, beast boy, cyborg, starfire, and raven)

People have been asking and asking for literally any fab five content, especially with more teen titans media in the works, but instead they go the route of the popular, marketable characters

I’m not sure if its because non comic readers don’t know the fab five, or if its because they’re not all perfect people, or whatever, but its a massive fuck you to actual comic readers

The fab five are such big parts of so many teen titans development, and though they are so very briefly mentioned in the Titans show i don’t even think that counts because it was. uhm. (and also no wally or roy + garth was blonde and died so BOOO)

I think personally a fab five tt show, with other ntt + future tt/titans members as side characters or just cameos would be such a cool way to go about it, or even a show based fully around New Teen Titans or Titans would be a way to diverge from the tt we all know and (kinda) love

anyways i’ve been yapping so im gonna stop here and let y’all tell me what you think

(also ignore the tags there are so many characters to tag in this post IM SORRY)

[theflashzoom]

Justice League Male Civilian Identity Icons

Superman

Batman

Green Lantern

The Flash

Green Arrow

Hawkman

Booster Gold

Blue Beetle

Captain Atom

Animal Man

Atom

Black Lightning

[wheneverfeasible]

Batman’s official Twitter account, after Jim and/or Dick do something that annoys him: #ACAB ✨

GCPD reading that tweet: *sweats*

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[the-girl-from-another-time]

✨ Black Canary ✨ by Alex Ross and Doug Braithwaite in Justice (2005-2007)