#nightwing

[ochibrochi]

when your love language is secretly physical touch, but any amount of affection overwhelms you 🙄

[incorrectbatfam]

The bats have so many burner phones and travel SIMs that they're always getting each other's numbers wrong

Barbara: I called you but you didn't pick up.

Tim: That's my office phone.

—

Cass: Did you bring my ballet flats?

Bruce: No. Was I supposed to?

Cass: I texted you.

Bruce: That must be the phone Croc threw into the harbor.

—

*phone rings*

Alfred: No cell phones at the dinner table.

Dick: Sorry.

Dick: *turns it off*

*second phone rings*

*third phone rings*

Dick: I'm just gonna take these upstairs.

—

Damian: I demand to know why you changed your number without notifying me.

Jason: What do you mean? No I didn't.

Damian: Yes you did. None of my messages are delivering.

Damian: *shows him his phone*

Jason: That's my Yugoslavian number.

Damian: That country doesn't even exist.

Jason: It did in my day.

—

Duke: How do I get a burner phone?

Steph: You feel it with your heart.

[ninalinovna]

wonder twins

[angelgemy]

Whoops, I think I got the wrong Grayson

[how-surprising]

Hehehe 😊😘

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 53! We're just gonna ignore how it's been around two weeks since the last (non-joke) post... oops? We're just gonna blame that on the... uh... totally real and not a joke cease and desist I got. Yup. Toootally.

(Anyways, thanks to @genya-luvr for the question!)

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[wingdingery]

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian: I quit Robin.

Tim: You can do that???

Jason: First I’m hearing about it.

Dick: Aww Dami what superhero name have you picked now?

Damian: I will become a doctor.

Dick: …

Dick: YOU CAN DO THAT??

Jason: You’ve done it brat. You’ve escaped.

Tim, still muttering: You can quit Robin? How long has it been?

[doc-anders]

Hood: “How was I supposed to know that 8-year-old girl wasn’t the Riddler?! It was dark! THEY HAVE THE SAME BUILD.”

[ngjch899]

Dick : I'm divorcing you

Barb : ...I didn't know we were married?

Dick : we aren't. I'm just trying to play out a drama. Feels right..at my age I should be going through something like this.

Barb :..uh..alright? I'm taking half of evreything.

Dick :..shit..wait I'm getting a lawyer. DUKE BE MY LAWYER

Duke : uhhh okay, what do you want to keep??

Dick : my apartment! Oh and all of my suits!

Barb : hmmm fine. I however, want a bit of his real estate, and-

Dick : OH AND I WANT CUSTODY!

Barb :....

Duke :....

Barb : ..of who?..

Dick : jason and damian. I'm keeping them.

Jason & damian entering the room,

Jason : what.

Damian : since when are you our father, grayson.

Barb : fine, take them, I want visiting rights with jason tho.

Jason : I'm 19?! There's no custody over me-

Damian : should we be concerned?!

Dick : I want full custody!-

Duke : let's calm down

barb : ILL BE MY OWN LAWYER, AND I DEMANDS FULL CUSTODY ASWELL!

Bruce : ...I thought these were my kids..and since when are Barbara and dick married..? And why are they divorcing...?

Cass, just as confused as bruce, meanwhiles steph films this to sent it to evreyone.

It came to a 50/50 custody agreement.

The only ones who didn't agree? Damian and jason.

[midosune]

✨✨ DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE ✨✨

[kuronekoartsblog]

Had this idea a month ago, it was supposed to be fully animated at some point but… 😬 didn’t work out lol

Had to pull out after effects for this one pls appreciate my death wish

[noka-exe]

doomed family

[pinkiemachine]

BatFam Shenanigans — The Quest — Part 6

Previous part 👇

[twoshortswords]

Nightwing🐦